So are girl geezers included?? What’s the deal?
Sorry for the late reply, I was busy working and contributing to society unlike certain Geezers who just spend their time riding naked on motorcycles.
To Renton, Kuz, and any other old person:
You shouldn’t even be reading this. You’re too old to be on the internet. Take up scrap booking and fade away as God intended. I’ll snatch the Social Security check out of your cold dead hands.
P.S.
Older women are cool.
It’s already been said:
“Age and treachery…”
Wol, you don’t stand a chance.
TQB
now that Renton’s been added to the fray I don’t think Wol has a chance, I think Wol’s gonna have to take those big aisan boobs of his and run for hills. RUN WOL RUN!!!
[quote]Geminspector wrote:
WxHerk wrote:
I’ll be 45 Sunday. Does that mean I have to look out for the “Hip Breaking Bat?” I’m already looking over my shoulder whenever I hear a golf cart. It’s only fair that you drive a motorized one, by the way. Our hearing is going and it’s just not sporting if you sneak up in a battery powered cart.
Like this?
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Yikes! Don’t scare me like that! I can only imagine shuffling weakly along in my walker looking frightenedly back up over my shoulder at that GIGANTIC Wolbarrett golf cart about to come down on my feeble old body as he brandishes his “Hip Breaking Bat” with a wicked gleam in his eye. That machine is the main character in my nightmares now.
[quote]she also wrote:
so are girl geezers included? What’s the deal?
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Uhhhhh. Girl Geezers are included in whatever they want to be. I like Girl Geezers. Girl Geezers waltz . . . I mean ROCK! I…I…I…I…I uhhhhh I think I just pooped myself. Excuse me for a minute.
[quote]TheG wrote:
now that Renton’s been added to the fray I don’t think Wol has a chance, I think Wol’s gonna have to take those big aisan boobs of his and run for hills. RUN WOL RUN!!! [/quote]
He can leave the boobs - Us old guys will have no problem with that.
After all, it’s us getting all the boob access anyway unlike Wol who only has his avatar and his right hand.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Sorry for the late reply, I was busy working and contributing to society unlike certain Geezers who just spend their time riding naked on motorcycles.
To Renton, Kuz, and any other old person:
You shouldn’t even be reading this. You’re too old to be on the internet. Take up scrap booking and fade away as God intended. I’ll snatch the Social Security check out of your cold dead hands.
P.S.
Older women are cool.[/quote]
Us aged men are at a point in our lives where we’ve paid our dues in the workplace, and are now able to enjoy a little more free time.
Whereas you, Wol, are working your little fingers to the bone for an old geezer, who is probably getting laid by a much younger woman.
I’m 41, so not too much older women are cool.
[quote]Renton wrote:
After all, it’s us getting all the boob access anyway unlike Wol who only has his avatar and the right hand of a small asian boy who goes by the name of Twinkle.[/quote]
Fixed that for ya ol’ timer.
[quote]print wrote:
Renton wrote:
After all, it’s us getting all the boob access anyway unlike Wol who only has his avatar and the right hand of a small asian boy who goes by the name of Twinkle.
Fixed that for ya ol’ timer.[/quote]
Cheers Print.
That explains why Wol reckons he gets laid - he just closes his eyes and pretends it’s a girl. Don’t worry Wol, you’ll get a real girl one day (possibly even without paying for her).
Wow…Old and treacherous is right.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Older women are cool.[/quote]
Phew…
I was worried that you thought I was a geezer.
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Old women are cool.
Phew…
I was worried that you thought I was a geezer.[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Old women are cool.
Phew…
I was worried that you thought I was a geezer.
Fixed.[/quote]
That’s a fightin’ fixin’, old man.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Old women are cool.
Phew…
I was worried that you thought I was a geezer.
Fixed.[/quote]
OLD MAN!!!
[quote]Christine wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Old women are cool.
Phew…
I was worried that you thought I was a geezer.
Fixed.
That’s a fightin’ fixin’, old man.[/quote]
Whatever.
I’ll take both you and Wol on.
But, I will need a time out at some point during the fracas to change my huggies. I’d appreciate it.
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Old women are cool.
Phew…
I was worried that you thought I was a geezer.
Fixed.
OLD MAN!!!
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INFANT!!!
[quote]Kuz wrote:
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.[/quote]
Flag football. Young bucks vs old geezers. Winner take all.
All you old goats best bring your Ensure and your spare hips. 