[quote]imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Born in 86, son! I’m older than both your boats. My dad did own a truck that was purchased 2 months before I was born and didn’t sell it until 06 or 07.
Mak- Leave the post whoring in the SAMA forums, bro. This is serious business.
Tootles- I’m an Aries. Not sure what that means in relation to you.
Serious business in the Get a Life forum? We will try to behave. So honestly, you are serious about hating old men? What are you going to do when you turn 35?
35 = Old???
WTF!!!
I graduated in’85.
I was 3 years old in 1985.
Fetus.
Now that I think of it, my oldest brother graduated in '85. I am wise to your old fart’s ways, I doubt there is anything you could pull that I haven’t already seen.
There’s no need for me to use skullduggery on you kids. Even still, that doesn’t mean that you know everything.
Arrogance is a weakness.
I haven’t see it all, but I was chased face first into a piano when I was 5 and almost lost my right eye. I’ll show you the scar at Test Fest.
Beat that!
Oh, well, when I was 4, I was playing “bull” with my dog Honey, and I tried to t-bone her with my head, while running on all fours.
So, she sees me coming and moves out of the way, then I went head first into an old, exposed wood, 70’s nasty looking, couch. I split my head open, and had to be taken to the hospital, where I got 8 stitches.
SO THERE!!!
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I got a 7" knife through my left shoulder (rear delt and up through and out of the front of my shoulder scraping the bone) whilst entertaining some local chaps and trying to talk them in to paying up what they owed to my employer at the time.
Does that count?
If not I once broke my little toe when going to the bathroom drunk and fell over my doberman who was asleep outside my bedroom. That’s GOTTA count. GRRRRR!
And - AND!!! When I was 4 I fell off my bike and badly grazed my knee. So there!