speakers from the pc sound system, a can of unopened tennis balls for the dogs, a milky way fresh out of the freezer. just play some good music and give them oreo cookies to eat and let them throw the balls for the dogs.
land law lecture notes.When I inform the incoming zombies that they no longer have the fee simple ownership in their estate they will be too pissed to eat me.win.
Why take a gun ?
Zombies would be slow as hell, if they’re fast, well they’d still be dumb, so shutting a door in front of them would do the trick. Or putting endless rakes on the ground so they step on it and it hits them in the face. Or walking by them pretending to be a cardboard box, or another zombie.
Hell, if there was a Zombie Apocalypse I’d have sooooooo much fun. That is if I didn’t woke up a zombie myself, so yeah.
a Texas Instruments TI-31 calculator…
…it figures.
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
Why take a gun ?
Zombies would be slow as hell, if they’re fast, well they’d still be dumb, so shutting a door in front of them would do the trick. Or putting endless rakes on the ground so they step on it and it hits them in the face. Or walking by them pretending to be a cardboard box, or another zombie.
Hell, if there was a Zombie Apocalypse I’d have sooooooo much fun. That is if I didn’t woke up a zombie myself, so yeah.[/quote]
Agreed, I’d have a motherfucking blast. I’d go right to the local nursery to get some fertilizer and then get some diesel.
But that’s assuming they’re actually zombies and not some crazy virus like in I Am Legend. In which case, I’m boned.
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
A gun doesn’t tire you out though. Ideally you’d have both. Or a tank. I’d try and head for an island. I doubt they could swim, and you could probably survive long enough to figure out a method to get food.[/quote]
You, sir, should read this.
Basset hound.
I pitty the fool who tries to eat my brains.
A shovel.
I would dig myself a sniper hide and set up a series of man traps that I could clean out and adjust during the day. That’s of course we have the zombies that come into the light as in “I am Legend.” Oh, and I forgot, M16A2 w/ the M203 Grenade Launcher, ridiculous amounts of 5.56mm & 40mm buckshot rounds & Claymores.
And a Bolo Knife
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
A shovel.
I would dig myself a sniper hide and set up a series of man traps that I could clean out and adjust during the day. That’s of course we have the zombies that come into the light as in “I am Legend.” Oh, and I forgot, M16A2 w/ the M203 Grenade Launcher, ridiculous amounts of 5.56mm & 40mm buckshot rounds & Claymores.
And a Bolo Knife[/quote]
Fail. Read the first post of the thread.
A stack of 50 CD-R discs. I’m good for about a minute.
A crummy machete and a good crowbar.
Specifically there in the event of zombies.
a zombie.
AH FUCK
why don’t zombies eat other zombies?
because it’s impolite?
[quote]JaX Un wrote:
why don’t zombies eat other zombies?[/quote]
[quote]benos4752 wrote:
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
A gun doesn’t tire you out though. Ideally you’d have both. Or a tank. I’d try and head for an island. I doubt they could swim, and you could probably survive long enough to figure out a method to get food.[/quote]
You, sir, should read this.[/quote]
I, sir, have read this.
TL;DR A single action rifle combined with a sturdy melee weapon works best.
The resoning behind this is that with most single action rifles (depending on the caliber) the ammo isn’t going to weight a ton, so you can carry a lot on your person.
The single action would require you to actually aim and conserve ammo, vs say an automatic where you could blow an entire mag on one zombie.
I think the katana was rated the best melee weapon simply due to weight, strength, and low skill.
BONUS:
Best location to escape from zombies? Oil rig (which was mentioned), or anywhere with stairs that you can destroy.
I can throw this here PS3 remote really hard, watch out zombie bastards!!! ::throws remote:: dammit the other one was to my right, useless.
Semi-automatic rifle, and a katana. Best weapons to kill zombies.
I am growing rather suspicious of all the guys with lotion next to their computers.
To my left I have a very large porcelain vase full of long branches, a stack of paper and books, a lamp, a wooden stand, a balcony with two chairs, and a closet full of mops, buckets, baseball bats, a cart, and a generator. I can make it work.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I am growing rather suspicious of all the guys with lotion next to their computers.
To my left I have a very large porcelain vase full of long branches, a stack of paper and books, a lamp, a wooden stand, a balcony with two chairs, and a closet full of mops, buckets, baseball bats, a cart, and a generator. I can make it work.[/quote]
I am quite suspicious of someone without lotion beside their computer. Of course the reasons being for tactical lubrication of choke-points throughout the house.