Iphone, garbage can, foam roller, whey protein, baseball bat, a copy of lord of the rings and fish oil.
I guess I can offer soft tissue work to the zombies and read to them. Then I beat them with the bat.
The finger points directly towards my hand forged bastard sword and my 1 liter stein, I think I will do alright.
Springfield XD .45 …score.
FOAM FUCKING ROLLER.
I shall be king of the zombies
I don’t know if I’m more afraid of zombies, or the fucking lethal arsenal some of you have sitting next to you at random times.
No but seriously. A katana has to be the most efficient zombie killing weapon. Its light as hell. Instant kill if youre not a spaz. Unbreakable.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
No but seriously. A katana has to be the most efficient zombie killing weapon. Its light as hell. Instant kill if youre not a spaz. Unbreakable. [/quote]
Not a smart idea to use a melee weapon actually. You will get infected zombie blood all over you…
I’d opt for a .50 cal Beowulf and picking them off one by one from 200 yards holed up in a light house or clock tower.
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
No but seriously. A katana has to be the most efficient zombie killing weapon. Its light as hell. Instant kill if youre not a spaz. Unbreakable. [/quote]
Not a smart idea to use a melee weapon actually. You will get infected zombie blood all over you…
I’d opt for a .50 cal Beowulf and picking them off one by one from 200 yards holed up in a light house or clock tower.[/quote]
There are 5.99 billion zombies and youre choosing a gun??? I’m not joining your team duuudeee
A gun doesn’t tire you out though. Ideally you’d have both. Or a tank. I’d try and head for an island. I doubt they could swim, and you could probably survive long enough to figure out a method to get food.
I’ve got a half-empty bag of fig newtons, my k-bar, a can of compressed air and a bottle of unscented curel lotion.
They can’t swim, but they can presumably walk along the ocean floor. I’d take an oil rig. Also, I have half a cup of coffee, a cell phone, and bottle of maple syrup.
[quote]Fandango wrote:
and a jar of peanut butter. [/quote]
Well we know whose having some fun if the zombie dogs comes after him.
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
No but seriously. A katana has to be the most efficient zombie killing weapon. Its light as hell. Instant kill if youre not a spaz. Unbreakable. [/quote]
Not a smart idea to use a melee weapon actually. You will get infected zombie blood all over you…
I’d opt for a .50 cal Beowulf and picking them off one by one from 200 yards holed up in a light house or clock tower.[/quote]
yeah, but picking a weapon with a very limited ammo supply is a smart idea.
Anyhow, I have a 36" white board w/ erasable marker!!! And on my right I have a Glock 30 w/ an extra mag. So this means, I can shoot you, and take your melee weapon.
A mini fridge…
maybe I could hide inside it?
lets see, 1’ iron bar and a 12 gauge shotgun.
a remote on top of a post card… if only I could make it to my closet then all would be good
A vegetarian cookbook???
Well, I’ll at least take one with me, on irony alone.
Oh lucky day.
In a bag on my bed, directly to my left are the following:
Remington 870, 8 shot, pistol grip 12 ga
Springfield Armory 1911 with 6 clips and night sites
H&K USP compact .45 with 2 clips
Howa Axiom .308 with a blackhawk stock, 4-12X scope, and bi-pod
200 rounds .45 ammo
200 rounds .308 ammo
and a tomahawk.
and hanging in my closet is a bandoleer with 50+ rounds of 00 buck.
I wouldn’t be going anywhere fast with it (it weighs about 50lbs), but I’d have everything I need.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
No but seriously. A katana has to be the most efficient zombie killing weapon. Its light as hell. Instant kill if youre not a spaz. Unbreakable. [/quote]
Not a smart idea to use a melee weapon actually. You will get infected zombie blood all over you…
I’d opt for a .50 cal Beowulf and picking them off one by one from 200 yards holed up in a light house or clock tower.[/quote]
There are 5.99 billion zombies and youre choosing a gun??? I’m not joining your team duuudeee[/quote]
I doubt there’ll be anything close to 5.9 billion coming at you. I don’t think Zombies in Cameroon will be like “Hey, I herd there’s some dude still alive in Arkansas, USA, let’s all head over there.”
Secondly, during the initial phase of the outbreak, the military will have decimated them tremendously. On top of that, since zombies have no sensation of pain and are rotting as they go, most of them will be pretty fucking disabled by the time they come anywhere close to you.
Bottom line is, if you lay low and don’t do anything stupid you’ll probably just be fighting occasional smaller groups of zombie scavengers.
My girlfriend…
So, I guess I’ll take the line from Lanky
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
A girl, which may seem useless at first but she’ll make a good distraction when I throw her at them and run the hell away.[/quote]
Plus, she’ll last longer than a baby 
Condoms…
I’ll rape the shit out of these zombie bitches.