[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Nice…were you the pitcher or the catcher?[/quote]
Did you laugh after making the above statement, like you did the day you had sand in your clit?
I don’t remember if anyone referanced Webster on this but here is what my lil Webster II Riverside’s says…
sport 1. an active pastime:recreation.
the list goes on but number 5 is funny…
5.informal. One who lives a gay extravagant life.
Not how they meant it in this day and age but funny.
We all have different opinions on what a "sport" is.
I lift weights. I have ran 20 miles in one stretch (country roads). I played football and basketball and ran track and I have been to two world dart tournamates which I had to qualify for and at which I got my ass handed to me. Sports? Hell I had fun.
[quote]rich44 wrote:
CU AeroStallion wrote:
Y’all who think golf isn’t a sport need to go try and hit a ball… when you can hit a shot dead straight over 300 yards, and then curve it left and right (draws and fades) to within a few feet of the target… then you can tell us it’s not a sport.
Until then, get a clue and stop being ignant.
I have tried to play golf and my drive is around 300 yards. I still say that it is NOT a sport but rather a game like pool, and I do enjoy pool I would never call it a sport though. The only time I played a round of golf I was only 7 strokes over par. I have not played since and never will again. It is a game I can do without. It is funny that you assume that everyone here who says golf is not a sport has not played it. That only shows your ignorance.
As for the shot you descibed one could also say that pool is a sport just from some of the difficult shots I have made on a pool table, but they would be wrong. Pool is a game just like golf.
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Capital B–Capital ULL–Capital SHIT
No way dude
You played golf once in your life
You drive the ball 300 yds
You were 7 over par
That is so far out of the realm of possibility, that it doesn’t even make for good fodder.
Didn’t Kim Il Song get like 13 hole in ones the first time he ever played golf?
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Damici wrote:
Almost all sports have someone verifying the legitimacy of play.
call the penalty on yourself…[/quote]
Yet another reason why it’s not a fucking sport. It’s designed for a bunch of old men in ugly pants who want to walk around with each other and make themselves feel good by flubbing the rules around the edges and – yup – not calling the penalty on themselves.
I want NO part of that scene. 
This is the gayest, most pointless thread ever.
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
This is the gayest, most pointless thread ever.[/quote]
Well, the point is that I think baseball is gay and golf is cool. Talk about gay pants…So friggen what?
Actually Golf played a major part in herniating my L5 which someone earlier brought up.
There is no point to this…people just stereotype and generalize things they do not understand or care to understand.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
CU AeroStallion wrote:
rich44 wrote:
CU AeroStallion wrote:
Y’all who think golf isn’t a sport need to go try and hit a ball… when you can hit a shot dead straight over 300 yards, and then curve it left and right (draws and fades) to within a few feet of the target… then you can tell us it’s not a sport.
Until then, get a clue and stop being ignant.
I have tried to play golf and my drive is around 300 yards. I still say that it is NOT a sport but rather a game like pool, and I do enjoy pool I would never call it a sport though. The only time I played a round of golf I was only 7 strokes over par. I have not played since and never will again. It is a game I can do without. It is funny that you assume that everyone here who says golf is not a sport has not played it. That only shows your ignorance.
As for the shot you descibed one could also say that pool is a sport just from some of the difficult shots I have made on a pool table, but they would be wrong. Pool is a game just like golf.
you’re right, pool is not a sport, but is swimming in one a sport?
No. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. (Thanks to Mr. Carlin for that.)
But to expound upon that, swimming is just a way of getting from place to place, which is why it is not a sport. Neither is running (sprinting or long-distance). Skiing, snowboarding, biking, horseback-riding? Not sports. And–certainly–race car driving is not a sport.
Golf is closer to a sport than any of the aforementioned activities in that it uses a ball, but it is still nowhere near being a sport.
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Not really. Ball sports are just ways of repeatedly getting a ball from place to place. A sport is something that requires intense physical activity and where you’re competing against someone. It may or may not have a team aspect. But most seemingly individual sports do have team aspects to them.
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
This is the gayest, most pointless thread ever.[/quote]
Actually true. I think I’m done it.
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
This is the gayest, most pointless thread ever.[/quote]
I kind of think your thread of your wittle wittle bad snakey dreams could easily top this. And too think, your wittle dweam was sooo bad you couldnt get back too sweep. Or it could be the issue that your a man sharing your dreams with other men about how scared you were.
Boohoo…pansy!
I think we crowned the king of gay threads right there!
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
deanosumo wrote:
This is the gayest, most pointless thread ever.
I kind of think your thread of your wittle wittle bad snakey dreams could easily top this. And too think, your wittle dweam was sooo bad you couldnt get back too sweep. Or it could be the issue that your a man sharing your dreams with other men about how scared you were.
Boohoo…pansy!
I think we crowned the king of gay threads right there!
http://t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=761559[/quote]
Someone throw some water on Deano
I’ll reserve my thoughts, but leave you with those of George Carlin:
For my full take on golf, I refer you elsewhere in the book, but let it just be said golf is a game that might possibly be fun, if it could be played alone. But it’s the vacuous, striving, superficial, male-bonding joiners one has to associate with that makes it such a repulsive pastime. And it is decidedly not a sport. Period.
Read all the rest of his sport rant here:
It might help you guys lighten up!
[quote]TriGWU wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
deanosumo wrote:
This is the gayest, most pointless thread ever.
I kind of think your thread of your wittle wittle bad snakey dreams could easily top this. And too think, your wittle dweam was sooo bad you couldnt get back too sweep. Or it could be the issue that your a man sharing your dreams with other men about how scared you were.
Boohoo…pansy!
I think we crowned the king of gay threads right there!
lol
http://t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=761559
Someone throw some water on Deano[/quote]
How dare you two make fun of me! I CRUSH you into dust! AAARRRGGGGHHH!