Your Username Story

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
This is my real name, but in Italian, not Latin. I was born in Rome, and went from once Coliseum to another. [/quote]

You went to USC?

[quote]doublelung84 wrote:
A “Double Lung” is the perfect kill shot with an arrow.[/quote]

thats cool, i like that. and you were born in 84?

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

Then I emailed you and said I’d fly into your hometown for lunch or arm wrestling or ring kissing and never heard back from you.[/quote]

Shit. Musta missed that one. Mea maxima culpa, then. Look at it this way, at least you were spared a trip into the hemorrhoidal sphincter of California.

A dirty dog with mysterious, godlike status, according to Beth. [/quote]

She hasn’t been around long enough to know you like we do.

;-)[/quote]

You’ve got a point - also, I have poor competency when it comes to evaluating character. Apparently.

Just throwing that out there for full disclosure.[/quote]

Commendable attitude, but Varq’s character is quite solid.[/quote]

I get that impression. I don’t know why he makes me think of that song by the Police though - Don’t Stand So Close to Me. :stuck_out_tongue:

At first, Beth, I thought you meant that I tend to keep people at a distance, then I thought about the lyrics of that song.

A somewhat stinging insinuation, if that was your intent.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
At first, Beth, I thought you meant that I tend to keep people at a distance, then I thought about the lyrics of that song.

A somewhat stinging insinuation, if that was your intent. [/quote]

More of a fantasy, actually.

Ahhh.

Carry on, then, little schoolgirl.

Carry on. :wink:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
This is my real name, but in Italian, not Latin. I was born in Rome, and went from once Coliseum to another. [/quote]

You went to USC?[/quote]

Yes.

not that unique my first name is kevin my last is michaud

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
not that unique my first name is kevin my last is michaud [/quote]

I will now proceed to stalk you on fb.

I was pretty lousy in basketball at the park and still can’t shoot a ball properly. So I put up a lot of what is called “bricks”. I had a decent bankshot though and because the ball hits the backboard in that shot, people would say, “Don’t let him get that shot; he’s going to brick it.” So from there my nickname was Brick, which eventually became Brickhead.

I love fish and fishing… Sturgeons happen to be my favorite because they are very cool looking and are some of the most ancient fish out there. I would have preferred “AtlanticSturgeon” as my handle but it was too long. I honestly didn’t put much though into creating my username.

[quote]WhiteSturgeon wrote:
I love fish and fishing… Sturgeons happen to be my favorite because they are very cool looking and are some of the most ancient fish out there. I would have preferred “AtlanticSturgeon” as my handle but it was too long. I honestly didn’t put much though into creating my username. [/quote]

Silly me. And all this time I thought it was because you are as fine as Beluga caviar.

I haven’t met many guys named Jed so I assume I’m the only one here. Being extremely creative and imaginative, I’m “The Jed” on every forum where I am an active member, again assuming I’m the only one there. “The Jed” instead of “A Jed”…maybe I should start using “this” or “that” instead of “the”.
I don’t belong to many forums, so if you stumble onto “The Jed” somewhere else odds are it’s me.

[quote]The_Jed wrote:
I haven’t met many guys named Jed so I assume I’m the only one here. Being extremely creative and imaginative, I’m “The Jed” on every forum where I am an active member, again assuming I’m the only one there. “The Jed” instead of “A Jed”…maybe I should start using “this” or “that” instead of “the”.
I don’t belong to many forums, so if you stumble onto “The Jed” somewhere else odds are it’s me.[/quote]

Unless, of course, it’s this guy.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
not that unique my first name is kevin my last is michaud [/quote]

I will now proceed to stalk you on fb.[/quote]
can’t stalk the willing dear

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
can’t stalk the willing deer[/quote]

Sure you can, they just are less of a challenge.

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
not that unique my first name is kevin my last is michaud [/quote]

I will now proceed to stalk you on fb.[/quote]
can’t stalk the willing dear[/quote]

I’m just a little shocked you put in your last name. But then I realized you’re from Mass and I don’t know about that state but in Maine that is one of the most common surnames. So you’re safe. For now.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
not that unique my first name is kevin my last is michaud [/quote]

I will now proceed to stalk you on fb.[/quote]
can’t stalk the willing dear[/quote]

I’m just a little shocked you put in your last name. But then I realized you’re from Mass and I don’t know about that state but in Maine that is one of the most common surnames. So you’re safe. For now.[/quote]
I’ve got nothing to hide

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]The_Jed wrote:
I haven’t met many guys named Jed so I assume I’m the only one here. Being extremely creative and imaginative, I’m “The Jed” on every forum where I am an active member, again assuming I’m the only one there. “The Jed” instead of “A Jed”…maybe I should start using “this” or “that” instead of “the”.
I don’t belong to many forums, so if you stumble onto “The Jed” somewhere else odds are it’s me.[/quote]

Unless, of course, it’s this guy. [/quote]

I think that fucker’s been reverse stalking me, arriving everywhere I will be soon and leaving before I get there. Everywhere I go people ask me if I’m Jed Clampett.