[quote]Miss Parker wrote:
It was my 13th wedding anniversary saturday! We went to dinner, a comedy club, then crazy dirty sex in a fancy hotel.
I like him. I’m going to keep him.[/quote]
what made it "crazy and dirty?
im sure we all want to know!
[quote]Miss Parker wrote:
It was my 13th wedding anniversary saturday! We went to dinner, a comedy club, then crazy dirty sex in a fancy hotel.
I like him. I’m going to keep him.[/quote]
what made it "crazy and dirty?
im sure we all want to know!
Sorry, can’t tell. My husband likes some things to be just for him. And if I obey him like a good girl, I’ll get a little reward later this evening. ![]()
A little reward??? LITTLE? Aww, honey! Tell him to make it a large, hard, warm, sultry reward!
Hee hee ~ just teasin! Go, girl! Live it large for me, too!
I love the women on this forum! we need more of you about my parts ![]()
[quote]Miss Parker wrote:
And if I obey him like a good girl…[/quote]
Oh you are just teasing me now. Grrrrrroooowwwwwwwl.
Renton ~ you make good girls wanna be bad. And maybe get caught at it… purrrs…
[quote]thosebananas wrote:
i love the women on this forum! we need more of you about my parts :P[/quote]
About your parts… where would that be?
I’ve been to Dublin. Lightning hit my hotel room - blew out the telly, the phone, the elevator, etc. Huge boom ~ lol ~ I was one drunk little kitten for the rest of the trip. I have a collection of the stuff I nicked - but honestly don’t remember the rest of the trip.
Good times! ;o)
[quote]reneeweimer wrote:
Renton ~ you make good girls wanna be bad. And maybe get caught at it… purrrs…[/quote]
And a Grrrrrroooowwwwwwwl for you too Renee. You can be bad with me any time.
You know where that would be…
dublin is fun… but i always say to anyone coming to “expiernce” ireland. DONT go to dublin. go somewhere in the West or further south of dublin like cork/wexford
where did you say/see/do?
ireland is the land of the drunks, im sure u werent the only one.
I too smoked fat blunts all night yyyeeeeaaaahhhhh… Hope your back gets better soon scott
Wish i had some weed right now!
it seems to be getting a bit better.
only thing that is worrying me is that when i move my head ie neck downwards there is increased pain in the middle of by back. i hope i havnt done any spinal damage from what was essentially a small slip. chest workout tomorrow… see how it goes.
[quote]thosebananas wrote:
wish i had some weed right now!
it seems to be getting a bit better.
only thing that is worrying me is that when i move my head ie neck downwards there is increased pain in the middle of by back. i hope i havnt done any spinal damage from what was essentially a small slip. chest workout tomorrow… see how it goes.[/quote]
PMSL ~ this is so typical TNation!! “I hope I haven’t done any spinal damage. Chest workout tomorrow…”
Hilarious.
Let’s see, you asked where I went. Well, I was pretty honest when I said I was drunker than a skunk. I have no clue. I was with my mom (enough to make me crazy, right there) and then the huge BOOM in my hotel room… this was when the IRA was pretty big - I was getting military briefings about them fairly regular.
I really was blitzed. It was St Patrick’s Day. I’m Irish… a bit. I remember it was very pretty, and the Americans were a pain in the ass. (I’m American, too. We are horrible tourists! I used to tell people I was Canadian.) Other than that, I just remember a lot of alcohol going down really smooth.
Lol…
Some guniess? and whiskey?
i remember those days of the IRA. basically living in civil war. i live in south armagh so i was right in the war zone!
i did a chest workout after i hurt it on friday in an attempt to warm up the area. it seemed to help… ill obviously stop if the when my body tells me to, that is if my body tells me to. i can function perfectly well aslong as i dont move my neck forwards…
:S
scott
[quote]thosebananas wrote:
some guniess? and whiskey?
i remember those days of the IRA. basically living in civil war. i live in south armagh so i was right in the war zone!
i did a chest workout after i hurt it on friday in an attempt to warm up the area. it seemed to help… ill obviously stop if the when my body tells me to, that is if my body tells me to. i can function perfectly well aslong as i dont move my neck forwards…
:S
scott
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Sounds like the old joke - Doctor, doctor it hurts when I move my arm like this…
South Armagh was a tough gig. A bit further South in Newry I remember a converted train shed that kept getting blown up and rebuilt. Just one of those things that sticks in your mind as a story.
I was talking to a girl out there who lived quite close - she was young at the time but remembers a massive explosion while her and her family were eating dinner. Her dad didn’t bat an eye lid - just said “There goes the shed again” and carried on carving.
Stuff like that always happened… there was a lot of days that we would wake up and hear there was another bomb scare near are school…so no school.
when the courthouse in armagh blew up, the windows in our hourse blew in. and we lived about 300m away.
the country is a lot different now, instead of sectarianism being the norm its quite the opposite… ppl snarl at you if your sectarian in a big way.
Scott
I think Sunday is just an extension of Saturday for me so I can still post. Yesterday (i think it was yesterday) I began the attempt to empty that bottle of Midleton’s whiskey in concert with the last of the box of Rocky Patel’s 1990s.
Thanks TC, you have great taste. From reading this thread, I get the impression that there are a lot of stoner’s out there, god bless 'em. I don’t think I would screw up a Rocky Patel to make a blunt but then that may just be because the fixin’s for that are a little rare these days.
And, Renee, I’ve been shot at in almost every country I’ve been in. I try to tell them I’m Jamaican. The tie-dyed t-shirts just make you a better target beyond 1000 meters.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
because your time zone is like a day ahead of ours and your queer toilets go backwards.[/quote]
I’m still jerkin’ it. Hardcore.
[quote]luminous wrote:
And, Renee, I’ve been shot at in almost every country I’ve been in.[/quote]
Figures. ![]()
[quote]Renton wrote:
luminous wrote:
And, Renee, I’ve been shot at in almost every country I’ve been in.
Figures. ;-)[/quote]
As the song goes:
I’m proud to be an American
Where at least we think we’re free.
I think that’s how that goes anyway.
Oh, I got your point, Renton. You are subtly suggesting that my rough, uncultured, crusty, ego-centric manner is not exactly welcome everywhere, aren’t you? Yeah well, kids and dogs love me.