Your Physique isn't Impressive, STFU

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[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Yet another thread that makes me glad I train at home regardless of what actually happened.

Even assuming the truly unsolicited, unnecessary and irritating nature of these people I don’t know why it’s a requirement to respond like an uncivilized juvenile delinquent. It’s not cool. It’s idiotic.[/quote]

Word. Especially the training at home part. The only downside is the often severe lack of spotters.

This thread’s getting pretty awesome, I wish we could hear it from the lady’s perspective, something like:
So I saw this 15 year old squatting the other day, his back arched like a cat, doing shallow good mornings to get the weight up, and his heels were coming way off the ground every rep. He had way more weight on the bar than he should’ve been messing with, and was barely getting any depth. I decided to offer him a bit of advice, and he told me he would “slap the dicks out of my mouth”…how rude! I just walked away, and decided to take advantage of natural selection.

Actually, I bet if we look in the ‘Powerful Women’ Forum we could find a post something like this…

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[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Tiribulus wrote:
Yet another thread that makes me glad I train at home regardless of what actually happened.

Even assuming the truly unsolicited, unnecessary and irritating nature of these people I don’t know why it’s a requirement to respond like an uncivilized juvenile delinquent. It’s not cool. It’s idiotic.

Word. Especially the training at home part. The only downside is the often severe lack of spotters.

This thread’s getting pretty awesome, I wish we could hear it from the lady’s perspective, something like:
So I saw this 15 year old squatting the other day, his back arched like a cat, doing shallow good mornings to get the weight up, and his heels were coming way off the ground every rep. He had way more weight on the bar than he should’ve been messing with, and was barely getting any depth. I decided to offer him a bit of advice, and he told me he would “slap the dicks out of my mouth”…how rude! I just walked away, and decided to take advantage of natural selection.

Actually, I bet if we look in the ‘Powerful Women’ Forum we could find a post something like this…[/quote]

You must be middle aged to think of such a thing. Don’t you know how cool it is to spit on anyone that tries to help you out? I mean, he was FOCUSED!! How dare people who have been in the gym longer than he’s been alive say a word to him!?

I can’t even imagine how fucked up your technique would have to be for several people to keep trying to get you to stop doing it that way. This is why I don’t offer any advice though. There are too many jackasses who, even though they don’t have a clue, believe they have it all figured out. I can only hope they all eventually decapitate themselves so there will be less of a line around the benchpress.

The average age of many of these posters must be 14.

The worst thing about this is that his attitude will simply keep the next guy who is actually open to advice from getting any help. This is why I keep my headphones on and try to ignore the jackass doing roundabout highkicks and shadow boxing in the mirror in between his 50th set of curls.

This site seems to be picking up bb.com rejects at a higher frequency than usual.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
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What the fuck!

My profile is set to private.

How the hell did you get that photo of me

it’s just how I pictured you.

This is why I am a friend of Miss Cleo

[/quote]

I have no idea what Miss Cleo is but for some reason I pictured a transvestite with a British accent when I read that name.

Rather than doing a google search to find out what Miss Cleo is I think I will just continue to think of her as your British transvestite friend. The only problem with this is that I can’t think of a good explanation for why you picturing me as a fucked up nerd would be the reason that you are friends with her.

edit - It would be pretty freaky if Miss Cleo actually is a British transvestite.

second edit - I had to know what Miss Cleo is so I searched on google. Now I am confused.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m not middle aged and I have everyday contact with young people. Wake up. It is you not making any sense, jackass.[/quote]

Calm down dude.

It’s not that serious

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[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
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What the fuck!

My profile is set to private.

How the hell did you get that photo of me

it’s just how I pictured you.

This is why I am a friend of Miss Cleo

I have no idea what Miss Cleo is but for some reason I pictured a transvestite with a British accent when I read that name.

Rather than doing a google search to find out what Miss Cleo is I think I will just continue to think of her as your British transvestite friend. The only problem with this is that I can’t think of a good explanation for why you picturing me as a fucked up nerd would be the reason that you are friends with her.

edit - It would be pretty freaky if Miss Cleo actually is a British transvestite.

second edit - I had to know what Miss Cleo is so I searched on google. Now I am confused.[/quote]

You must be all of ten years old. I hate that I wasted any time on you at all.

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Yo doGgs i was traininhard with my frat bras in the uni gym. we were beasts of the gym, banging out set aFter set of beNch and gUns. We maxed that preacher curl machine out!! This asshole came over and told uS oUr form wuz no good. LOL, he was aBout 155 pounds soaking wet, doGg. My frat boys all outweighed him by AT LEAST ten pounds and i weigh 175. i could havE picked him up and uSed him to wipe down the bench, bUt i was thrown out of the gYm last yr for similar. I saidf*ck you, pencil, you show me` but he was afraid. He said something about nOt bein warmed up and retreated to the cardio room, pussy. Round one to me!

Then this biAch cums over to us and rags on us for monopolizn da ez curl bar. I said "You can work in with us, skirt, but you are NOT allowed to take any weight off the bar yo!! And you can meet me in the carpark later for some action, coz ur aSs is bangin!!" We were doin sets of 5-6 reps with about 50 pounds. Hell yeah, thats what im talkin about. Then she knocked out 12 good reps and left! Steeroids, must be. She must be a lezzie too because she didn`t show up in the carpark later.

I figga i am 1 for 2, how will 2morrow`s tRainin go?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
.

What the fuck!

My profile is set to private.

How the hell did you get that photo of me

it’s just how I pictured you.

This is why I am a friend of Miss Cleo

I have no idea what Miss Cleo is but for some reason I pictured a transvestite with a British accent when I read that name.

Rather than doing a google search to find out what Miss Cleo is I think I will just continue to think of her as your British transvestite friend. The only problem with this is that I can’t think of a good explanation for why you picturing me as a fucked up nerd would be the reason that you are friends with her.

edit - It would be pretty freaky if Miss Cleo actually is a British transvestite.

second edit - I had to know what Miss Cleo is so I searched on google. Now I am confused.

You must be all of ten years old. I hate that I wasted any time on you at all.[/quote]

Clearly the best way to demonstrate this was by spending more of your time addressing one of my posts that had absolutely nothing to do with you.

You need to stop taking yourself so seriously. I bet you are the type of guy who rarely smiles and always manages to suck the fun out of any situation.

BTW Im 11 and 3/4 so your estimate was way off.

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… and then I popped a cap in her ass

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we dont say “lezzie” in america, broseph.

and we dont call school a “uni” and its a parking lot not a carpark.

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Wow, 107 replies, I guess the internet crawls with jackasses who want to correct people too.

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[quote]Guerrero wrote:
Wow, 107 replies, I guess the internet crawls with jackasses who want to correct people too.[/quote]

Actually I count 109 (now 110)

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[quote]Guerrero wrote:
Wow, 107 replies, I guess the internet crawls with jackasses who want to correct people too.[/quote]

sorry bud if you can’t handle it…
but we need to make sure that you’re not practicing terrible form and refusing outside perspective on training methods. I mean what if you were behaving like this wearing a T-Nation shirt? you really wouldn’t be doing anyone here any favors!

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[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
<<<<

Clearly the best way to demonstrate this was by spending more of your time addressing one of my posts that had absolutely nothing to do with you.

You need to stop taking yourself so seriously. I bet you are the type of guy who rarely smiles and always manages to suck the fun out of any situation.

BTW Im 11 and 3/4 so your estimate was way off.[/quote]

You’re gonna be a real blast to have around here

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[quote]
You need to stop taking yourself so seriously. I bet you are the type of guy who rarely smiles and always manages to suck the fun out of any situation.[/quote]

Have you ever seen Cobra, with Stallone?

He is my role model.

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[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Yo doGgs i was traininhard with my frat bras in the uni gym. we were beasts of the gym, banging out set aFter set of beNch and gUns. We maxed that preacher curl machine out!! This asshole came over and told uS oUr form wuz no good. LOL, he was aBout 155 pounds soaking wet, doGg. My frat boys all outweighed him by AT LEAST ten pounds and i weigh 175. i could havE picked him up and uSed him to wipe down the bench, bUt i was thrown out of the gYm last yr for similar. I saidf*ck you, pencil, you show me` but he was afraid. He said something about nOt bein warmed up and retreated to the cardio room, pussy. Round one to me!

Then this biAch cums over to us and rags on us for monopolizn da ez curl bar. I said "You can work in with us, skirt, but you are NOT allowed to take any weight off the bar yo!! And you can meet me in the carpark later for some action, coz ur aSs is bangin!!" We were doin sets of 5-6 reps with about 50 pounds. Hell yeah, thats what im talkin about. Then she knocked out 12 good reps and left! Steeroids, must be. She must be a lezzie too because she didn`t show up in the carpark later.

I figga i am 1 for 2, how will 2morrow`s tRainin go?[/quote]

d00d shit happenz when ur hardCORE!!1

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There is something off key here. SOme people are being friendly when giving advice, that woman got what she had coming. I don’t really care when on eof the employees tells me I should work with moe managable weight when I’m maxing on the deadlift. I Just say I have to max out for my sport so I’m testing. Now if some asshat were to freak out on me saying I need to get my EGO in check. I’d probably verbal them into an emotion corner. Some people just don’t need to open there mouths all the time.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
we dont say “lezzie” in america, broseph.

and we dont call school a “uni” and its a parking lot not a carpark.[/quote]

LiveFromThe781 is my new favorite troll.

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To the OP, I used to get unsolicited advice. That was 5+ years ago and I don’t get them anymore. I guess I progressed with my form and/or physique. So if people go out of their way to give you advice again and again, maybe you need to look at yourself in the mirror (while doing squats, I wasn’t trying to be figurative) and see what is wrong with you.

One drawback of this site is that we can’t see you work out. Those peeps can. And even if you’re right and they’re wrong, you can just smile, say thank you, and go straight to your next set. Worst that would happen is that you would realize that you were wrong.

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You started that thread…

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=2062412

Judging by your knowledge of kinesiology looks like you could use the advice.

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If you were stronger or bigger people wouldn’t be giving you advice.

I don’t have anyone tell me how to do shit.