Your Dream, Fictional (Unfeasible) Profession

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[quote]Squiggles wrote:
I’d be a Jedi.[/quote]

That would be awesome. Unfortunately, it’s my understanding that good Jedis can’t get laid or they turn to the darkside. Can anyone clear that up for me?

[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
I’d be a Jedi.

That would be awesome. Unfortunately, it’s my understanding that good Jedis can’t get laid or they turn to the darkside. Can anyone clear that up for me?[/quote]

This is true, why do you think I turned to the darkside. I did it all for the nookie. (Fucking Limp Bizkit)

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Globe trotting, Nazi ass-kicking archaeologist/grave robber/womanizer.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
I’d be a Jedi.

Vader … I for see a problem.

If she can be turned, she would be a powerful ally.[/quote]

Yes …gooooooood! A powerful Sith she will become. Hahahahaha Hahahaha. She will seek you out and you will bring her to me.

[March of the Imperials starts to play …Bom Bom Bom Bombabom Bombabom. Bom Bom Bom Bombabom…]

[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
I’d be a Jedi.

That would be awesome. Unfortunately, it’s my understanding that good Jedis can’t get laid or they turn to the darkside. Can anyone clear that up for me?[/quote]

I’d do what Jayne does.

And I’d take sad seven percent.

Investment Banker/Hedge Fund Runner.

What… why are you all looking at me like that? A man can’t like cash?

Campaign manager

[quote]mthomps wrote:

Can you imagine having Micheal Scott as your boss?[/quote]

That’s half the fun of being in a sit-com, characters like that. Working with my best friend/s in a Clerks like situation would be pretty cool. Everybody be stealing my gatorade >_>

Chip Foose type person - Custom cars and bikes.

Love customizing bikes, cars, etc. Just too expensive of a hobby w/ 3 kids/ wife/ mortgage…

I think i’d be a time traveler…Go back in time to try and right all the wrongs and go into the future to see all the cool gadgets we have made. lol

That would be pretty cool.

Doctor Who Companion.

Hmmmm… even I know that sounds a little gay.

He can turn into a she after regeneration?

Yeah. Perfect.

Ok, this is kind of like a copout “I’d wish for more wishes” deal.

I’d like to be a Highlander. (I’m thinking like the TV show - I don’t remember the movies too well).

Lots of things to do like:

Get a bunch of money, invest and wait.

Take some time off between medical, law and mechanic school to capture Osama Bin Laden.

I’d like to be a criminal. Think Clooney in the Oceans series.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Globe trotting, Nazi ass-kicking archaeologist/grave robber/womanizer.[/quote]

That’s a great idea. Somebody should do a movie with a character as the one you describe :slight_smile:

hamburgler.

Painter or violinist. Or Cryptologic linguist. Or Karen from Will and Grace :smiley:

Emperor

[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Investment Banker/Hedge Fund Runner.

What… why are you all looking at me like that? A man can’t like cash?[/quote]

That’s not surprising, in the least.

I actually am lucky enough to have my “Dream Job”. I just wish I could spend more time deployed doing my job.