You Tried Your Best, and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is: Never Try

02 Nov 16
ME Upper

Conditioning
50ft Farmer’s Walks EMOM
4 minutes @ 180lbs each
6 minutes @ 130lbs each

Strength
A1. Bent-over Row
45/5
95/5
135/5
185/5 x 3

A2. Floor Press
45/3
95/3
135/3
185/3
225/1
245/1

A3. Jump Rope
:90 seconds x 6 rounds

A4. Windshield Wipers
First 2 rounds hanging, did 3 reps each side
Then 8 reps per side x 4 rounds on floor

Volume
B1. Floor Press
195/8
195/5
195/5

B2. Floor Wipers
3 sets of 8

Assistance
Push-up Ladder: do a rep, stand up, do 2, stand up, etc.
Up to 10 then back down
Then I saw on the site I was supposed to work up to 20. Maybe I am lucky I saw that late…

@Alpha -ing it for at least the next 12 weeks. I enjoy the mental aspect. Feels just like what we did in the army, when the goal was to make someone quit (ironic because everyone was selected because they weren’t going to quit). Ah nostalgia

11-6-16
Wave 1 Week 1 Day 1
Max Effort Lower

Conditioning:
10 Burpees
60m Hill Sprints
100ft. Broad Jumps
6 rounds

Strength
A1. KB Snatch
25/10 per arm x 5 rounds

A2. Deficit DS DL (45# plate)
135/3
185/3
225/3
275/3
315/1

A3. Decline Sit-up
BW/10 x 5 Rounds

Volume
B1. Deficit DL
225/10
225/8
225/8

B2. Decline Sit-up
BW/10 x 3 rounds

Assistance
C1. Sumo RDL
135/12 x 3

C2. GHR
BW/8 x 3

C3. SSB Good Morning
60/15 x 3

Now to see if my beloved Panthers can keep Cam upright with both Kalil and Oher out. I predict many 3 step drops

08 NOV 16
Wave 1, Week 1, Day 2
Max Effort Upper

Conditioning
EMOM for 16 minutes:

  1. 75 ft. Farmer’s Walks @ 90#
  2. 5 Squat Jumps

Strength
A1. DB Row
40/8
60/8
80/8
100/8 x 3
A2. Floor Press
45/5
95/3
135/3
185/3
225/3
235/2
A3. DB Side Bend
40/8 x 2
45/8
50/8 x 3

Volume
B1. Floor Press
185/10
185/8
185/8
B2. DB Side Bend
50/8 x 3

Assistance
C1. Neutral Grip DB Bench
50/15 x 4
C2. Dip
BW/15
BW/12 x 2
BW/10
C3. Cable Tricep Extension
75/15
87.5/15 x 4

Mind
Push-up Ladder: One rep, stand, two reps, stand, three reps, stand…
From 1 to 15 then back down. Stopped being unbroken around 12 or 13 on the way up, and stayed that way until 9 or 10 on the way down.

10 NOV 16
Wave 1, Week 1, Day 3
DE Lower

Conditioning
5 Rounds of:
50 ft Bear Crawl forward
50 ft Bear Crawl backward
50 ft Alligator Walk forward
50 ft Alligator Walk backward
50 ft Crab Walk forward
50 ft Crab Walk backward

Strength
A. DE Squats
45/5
135/3
12 minutes EMOM @ 155

B. DE Deadlifts
135/5
12 minutes EMOM @ 195

Assistance
C1. RDL
135/12
185/12
C2. One-DB BSS
30/12 (each leg) x 2
C3. DB RDL
70/8
60/2 → then my back started to flare up a little, so I called it. I was supposed to do 3 rounds.

11 NOV 16
Wave 1, Week 1, Day 4
DE Upper

Strongman
A. One-arm DB Clean and Press (each arm)
25/5
35/5
45/3
55/1
65/1
75/1
80/1

Volume
B. One-armed DB Clean and Press
65/9 (5 right, 4 left)
65/9 (5 left, 4 right)
65/9 (5 right, 4 left)

Speed
C. DE Bench Press
45/5
95/3
135/3 EMOM × 12 minutes

D. DE OHP
45/5
95/3 EMOM × 12 minutes

Assistance
E1. DB Incline Press
65/12 x 2
65/18
E2. One-armed Supinated Press-down
40/12
45/12 x 2
E3. DB Lateral Raise
25/10
30/10 x 2
E4. DB Rear Lateral
25/10
30/10 x 2

Gun Show
F1. EZ Preacher Curl
60/12
60/10
60/8
F2. DB Curl
30/6
30/4
20/6
F3. DB Hammer Curl
30/6
30/4
20/6

14 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 2/ Day 1
ME Lower

Conditioning
20 Pull-ups
20 DB Man Makers @ 20#
15 Pull-ups
15 DB Man Makers @ 20#
10 Pull-ups
10 DB Man Makers @ 20#
5 Pull-ups
5 DB Man Makers @ 20#

Strength
A1. Front Squat
45/5
95/3
135/3
185/3
225/3
A2. Ab Wheel
BW/10 x 4
A3. DB Turkish Get-up
6, that’s right - 6#, for 5 reps each side x 4 sets
Had never done these or the man makers before. Humbling experiences, both.

Volume
B1. Front Squat
165/10
165/8
165/8
B2. Ab Wheel
BW/10 x 3

Assistance
C1. SSB Good Morning
65/10 x 3
C2. DB Goblet Squat
40/15 x 3
C3. DB RDL
40/15 x 3

17 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 2/ Day 2
ME Upper


Conditioning
Tabata sprints for 12 minutes
This felt fine - my cardio is improving a bit.

Strength
A1. Push Press
45/5
95/5
135/3
155/3
175/ wow, nope. This is actually right around my strict press. I had a tough time timing out when to try to get my hands under the bar after my leg drive. I was really messing this up. I’ll get better.
A2. DB Russian Twists
10/8 per side x 4

Volume
B1. Push Press
135/5 x 3
B2. DB Russian Twists
10/8 per side x 3

Assistance
C1. Grenade Ball Pull-up
BW/6
BW/6 + 6 regular pull-ups
BW/4 + 6 regular pull-ups
C2. Z Press
95/15 x 3
C3. DB Arnold Press
40/10 x 3
C4. Floor Wipers
BW/10 per side x 3

18 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 2/ Day 3
DE Lower

Conditioning
3 min work, 1 min rest x 4 rounds of:
8 Box Jumps (waist high)
10 50# KB Suitcase DL (left side)
10 35# KB Swings
10 50# KB Suitcase DL (right side)
10 Burpees
Got through the circuit 5 times

Speed
A. Squat
45/5
135/3
170/1
170+chains/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

B. Deadlift
135/3
185/3
210+chains/3 EMOM x 12 minutes
These are really helping me start to feel what good reps should feel like. I think it’s going to pay off big.

Assistance
C1. Box Jumps (knee height)
BW/12 x 3
C2. Sumo DL
185/8 x 3
C3. Walking Lunges
BW/20 steps each leg x 3

20 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 2/ Day 4
DE Upper

Conditioning
100 Burpees

Speed
A. Hang Clean and Strict Press
45/5
95/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

B. Bench Press
45/5
135/3
140+chains/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

Assistance
C1. T Bar Row
1 plate/12
1 plate + 25/12
2 plates/12
C2. JM Press
135/12 x 3
C3. DB Snatch
20/10 each arm

Gun Show
D1. EZ Preacher Curl
60/15
60/8
60/6
D2. DB Curl
20/6 × 3
D3. DB Hammer Curl
20/6 × 3

Well shit that certainly sounds like you… TrainForPain.

but seriously though, do you think it helps your conditioning much and roughly how long does it take you?

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Haha - corny screen names for the win! My name is Trey, and I thought I was doing a clever play on words.

This took me just under 9 minutes. I could have done it significantly faster, I think, or done more, but I thought I was going to do a lot more in my head so I went way too quick in the beginning (knocked out 30-something minute one, and was smoked).

I do think it helps my conditioning, but I think it’s more mental. I feel like I get a little more, in terms of just pure conditioning, out of “dumber” stuff - like just pushing a sled or running hills or whatever. This stuff that I do pretty rarely I don’t really know what I can do so it involves my brain more. Reading your log, it doesn’t look like you need help with conditioning or willpower. I will say this absolutely finished me off, as we’ll see in my disappointing day below…

21 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 3/ Day 1
ME Lower


Conditioning
5 Burpees
5 Push-ups
5 Squats
20 Mountain Climbers
20 Jumping Jacks
EMOM for only 5 minutes! I was supposed to do 20. So I punished myself with:
40m. Sled Push EMOM x 10 minutes (more or less EMOM, I started getting slow here too)

Strength
A1. Double-paused Deadlift
45/3
135/3
185/3
225/3
275/3
315/ someone glued the bar to the floor
225/ it remained glued
A2. Toes to Bar
BW/5 x 5

I cut it there. I absolutely could not do anything. I think I sabotaged myself a bit, and learned a couple lessons. Recording them below for posterity:

  1. DE days are neurological. Even though they feel easy, I think I have to recover after them. I didn’t feel like crap today, but I just couldn’t make anything happen.
  2. On that note, I need to take recovery seriously. I don’t love eating anymore (which is weird - I definitely did when I was younger… or did I just like beer?); I need to be a big boy and eat all my meals.
  3. Continuing that further, I have to eat before I lift and it needs to include carbs. I’m quick to skip this when I lift early in the morning. I had no gas in the tank today, and that’s a direct reflection of me not taking food seriously over the past few days.

So… poopy day, but easy to see where I went wrong.

##WHAT!
Really, you think so? I’ve always thought I was lacking in those 2 areas and frankly speaking, looking at my training log, I can’t see what would give you such an idea. Half the time I feel like a bitch for not getting one more rep on my set/resting too much between sets etc etc.

I think all that stuff is pretty subjective. It looked like you were pushing and moving stuff, so you’re including conditioning. As far as willpower, that’s more about consistency (in my opinion). It’s easy to be pumped for a day; it takes a little more discipline to improve over the long haul.

One other thing I guess I should add: I think for old folks, like myself, there is some benefit to getting down on the ground and getting back up (like the burpees).

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23 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 3/ Day 2
ME Upper

Conditioning
20 Sumo High Pull @ 135#
20 Burpee Lateral Jumps over the bar
20 Hollow Rocks
400m Run
15 Sumo High Pull @ 135#
15 Burpee Lateral Jumps over the bar
15 Hollow Rocks
400m Run
10 Sumo High Pull @ 135#
10 Burpee Lateral Jumps over the bar
10 Hollow Rocks
400m Run

Strength
A1. Close Grip Bench
45/5
95/3
135/3
185/3
225/3
245/2 or 3 - had a spotter and not sure if he touched the bar or not. This is probably PR territory either way.
B2. Windshield Wipers
BW/10 x 5
B3. Jump Rope
60 Jumps x 5

Volume
B1. Close Grip Bench
185/11
185/6
185/6
Started having trouble staying stuck to the bench.
B2. Windshield Wipers
BW/10 x 3

Assistance
C1. Neutral Grip DB OHP
40/15 x 4
C2. Plyo Push-up to Box
BW/10 x 4
C3. Rope Press-down
80/15
120/12
140/12
120/15

26 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 3/ Day 3
DE Upper (was supposed to be lower, but knee wasn’t cooperating)

Conditioning
6 rounds:
20 Squats
20 Lunges
20 Jump Squats
20 Jumping Lunges

Speed
Started squatting, but just wasn’t feeling ok on my left knee at 45 or 95, so I called an audible and went to upper body.
A. Bench Press
45/3
95/3
135/3
155+chains/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

B. Strict OHP
45/3
100/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

Assistance
C1. Diamond Push-up
BW/20 x 3
C2. DB Lateral Raise
20/12
25/12 x 2
C3. Battle Ropes
30 seconds x 3

Gun Show
D1. Machine Preacher Curl
1p+25/8 x 2
1p+25/6 x 2
D2. DB Curl
20/6 x 4
D3. DB Hammer Curl
20/6 x 4

28 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 4/ Day 1
ME Lower


Conditioning
Complex:
Deadlift x 8 reps
Power Clean x 8 reps
Overhead Press x 8 reps
Back Squat x 8 reps
Good Morning x 8 reps
Bent-Over Row x 8 reps
RDL x 8 reps (only did this the first two rounds)
5 rounds @ 95 lbs.; :90 seconds rest between rounds

Strength
A1. SSB
65/3
155/3
205/3
245/3
A2. Standing Cable Crunch
60/10 x 4

Volume
B1. SSB
195/8
195/1 → knee really stopped cooperating so this was it.
B2. Standing Cable Crunch
60/10 x 2

Frustrating day, again, but whatever I did to my knee is slowly improving. It’s swollen and stiff, but I got some stuff in today and it’s getting more mobile. I think I’ll be able to get all the way through DE Lower this week and then I should be back to my normal.

30 NOV 16
Wave 1/ Week 4/ Day 2
ME Upper


Conditioning
3 minutes work: 1 minute rest x 4 rounds:
3 BB Power Snatch @ 95#
20 Mountain Climbers
4 BB Power Clean + Front Squat @ 95#
20 Mountain Climbers
5 BB Power Clean @ 95#
20 Mountain Climbers
Got through the circuit 6 times

Strength
A1. BB Clean & Press
95/3
125/3
145/3
165/2.9 → so close! This might be close to a PR.
A2. Plate OH Side Bend
25/8 per side x 3
A3. BW Man-maker
BW/10 x 3
A4. Battle Ropes
30 seconds x 3

Volume
B1. Clean & Press
130/8 x 3
B2. Plate OH Side Bend
25/8 per side x 3
B3. Battle Ropes
30 seconds x 3

Assistance
C1. Weighted Pull-up
BW+25/6
BW+45/3 x 3
C2. DB Z Press
30/12
40/12
40/15 x 2
C3. Plank
BW/1 minute x 4

1 DEC 16
Wave 1/ Week 4/ Day 3
DE Lower

Conditioning
At the start of every minute:
Minute 1: 1 Pull-Up, 2 Burpees, 3 Push-Ups, 4 Mountain Climbers
Minute 2: 2 Pull-Ups, 4 Burpees, 6 Push-Ups, 8 Mountain Climbers
Minute 3: 3 Pull-Ups, 6 Burpees, 9 Push-Ups, 12 Mountain Climbers
Minute 4: 4 Pull-Ups, 8 Burpees, 12 Push-Ups, 16 Mountain Climbers
Minute 5: 5 Pull-Ups, 10 Burpees, 15 Push-Ups, 20 Mountain Climbers
Minute 6: 5 Pull-Ups, 10 Burpees, 15 Push-Ups, 20 Mountain Climbers
Minute 7: 4 Pull-Ups, 8 Burpees, 12 Push-Ups, 16 Mountain Climbers
Minute 8: 3 Pull-Ups, 6 Burpees, 9 Push-Ups, 12 Mountain Climbers
Minute 9: 2 Pull-Ups, 4 Burpees, 6 Push-Ups, 8 Mountain Climbers
Minute 10: 1 Pull-Up, 2 Burpees, 3 Push-Ups, 4 Mountain Climbers

Speed
A. Squat
45/3 (Front Squat)
45/5
135/3
185/3
200/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

B. Deadlift
135/3 x 2
225/3
250/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

Assistance
C1. Close Stance RDL
135/12 x 3
C2. Pendlay Row
135/12 x 3
C3. KB Swings
35/20 x 3

2 DEC 16
Wave 1/ Week 4/ Day 4
DE Upper

Conditioning
Trap Bar Carry @ 205#
20 trips (whatever distance this was) in 10 minutes
Rested 5 minutes
Beat my time by ~ 30 second for the next 20 laps

Speed
A. OHP
45/5
95/3
110/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

B. Bench Press
45/5
135/3
165+weak band/3 EMOM x 12 minutes

The speed days are going swimmingly. I really feel like it’s helping me dial in.

Assistance
C1. DB Bench
70/15 x 2
70/20
C2. One-arm DB OHP
40/12 x 3
C3. Knees to Elbows
BW/10 x 3

Gun Show
Almost didn’t do this, but remembered if I don’t do curls the terrorists win.
D. Machine Preacher Curl
No rest
48/5
60/5
72/5
84/5
96/5
84/5
72/5
60/5
48/5

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4 DEC 16
Wave 1/ Week 5/ Day 1
ME Lower

Conditioning
Deck of Cards Workout
Clubs: Burpees
Spades: 95# Sumo High Pull
Diamonds: 25# DB Snatch
Hearts: Decline Push-up
Took 24:15

Strength
A1. Rack Pull
2" below knees
135/3
185/3
225/3
275/3
315/3
365/3
405/3 → PR. This is usually way weaker than my DL from the floor so I am pleased.
A1. Dragon Flag (kinda)
BW/10 x 6

Volume
B1. Rack Pull
325/10
325/8
325/8
B2. Dragon Flag(ish)
BW/10 x 3
Torn calluses. Yuck.

Assistance
C1. GHR
BW/8 x 3
C2. BB Shrug
185/15 x 3
C3. Machine Single-Leg Press
280/15 x 3

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