You Tried Your Best, and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is: Never Try

08 AUG 16

Run x 4 laps (indoor track)

A. SSB (with pause every rep)
65/5 x 2
65 + chains/5
155 + chains/3
185 + chains/2
205 + chains/2
245 + chains/2
205 + chains/2 EMOM x 10 minutes

B. Clean and Front Squat
135/2 cleans + 6 front squats x 4

C. DB Farmer’s Carry
75/30m x 2
75/15m x 2

E. Good Girl Machine
90/12 x 3
*Probably going back to single-leg squats instead of this. I felt it not at all where I’m trying to target.

I’m going to go back to supersetting abs/ low back with my assistance work on lower body days and small stuff on upper body days because there is really no reason not to.

09 AUG 16

4 Rounds of:
Run X 1 lap
Battle Ropes X ~30 seconds

A. Power Clean and Push Press
45/5
95/2
125/2
145/2
165/2
145/2 EMOM for 10 minutes

B1. Hang Clean and OHP
115/3 X 4
B2. DB Curl + Hammer Curl
25/6 + 6 X 4

C1. High Incline DB Press
52.5/8 X 4
C2. Floor DB Skull Crusher
25/10 X 4

D1. DB Front Raise
20/8 X 3
D2. DB Side Raise
20/8 X 3
D3. DB Arnold Press
20/8 X 3

10 AUG 16
Run X 1 mile

A. Power Clean
45/5
135/2
175/2
185/2
155/2
Decided I’m too dirty for so much cleaning.

B. Sumo DL
225/2
275/2
325/2
365/2
315/5 X 2

C1. SSB Good Morning
65/6 X 3
Never did these, so just feeling it out
C2. Ab Wheel
3 sets

D1. C/S Row
2 plates/ 10 X 4
D2. BOSU Crunch
BW/12 X 4

E1. NG Pull-up
BW/10 X 3
E2. Face Pull
52.5/10 X 3

11 AUG 16
Jacob’s Ladder X 500ft.

A. Bench Press
45/5
95/5
135/5
185/3
225/2
255/2
225/5
225/4
225/3
225/2
225/1

B1. Incline Press
135/8 X 4
B2. DB Curl
30/10 X 3

C1. DB Bench
70/10 X 4
C2. Machine Preacher
72/10 X 3

D1. Rope Pressdown
3rd pin/8
3rd pin/10 X 2
D2. Dips
BW/8 X 3
D3. Push-ups
BW/8 X 3

15 AUG 16
I liked what I was doing, but my knees are really starting to hurt. I’m going to try one of the Mountain Dog schemes for a while. I’ve done it in the past and tend to feel pretty good, while still getting to lift and move.

Stationary Bike x 10 minutes

A. Seated Leg Curl
30/12
50/12
90/8 x 2
100/8 x 2

B. SSB Squat
65/10
65+chains/10
115+chains/6
155+chains/6
175+chains/6
195+chains/6
215+chains/6
225+chains/6

C. Machine Leg Press
340/5
340/15 x 2

D. DB Walking Lunge
25/16 steps each leg

E. RDL
135/8
185/8 x 3

F. Seated Calf Raise
2 plates/15 x 2
s/s with standing tibia raise x 30

16 AUG 16

Jacob’s Ladder X 500ft.

A. Neutral Grip Machine Press
36/8
60/8
96/8
132/8
156/8
180/8
204/8
224/4

B. Incline Press
45/6
95/6
135/6
155/6
175/6
195/4

C. DB Slight Decline Press
75/10
75/9
75/8

D. Bent-over DB Rear Lateral
12/10
20/15 X 4

E. Seated Smith OHP
45/5
95/5
135/5
155/5 X 4

F. DB Side Raise
25/10 X 4

G. Ab Machine
6 sets of 10

17 AUG 16

Elliptical X 10 minutes

A. One-Arm BB Row
25/8
2 X 25s/8
3 X 25s/8 X 4

B. C/S Row
1 plate/6
1 plate + 25/6
2p/6
2p + 25/6
3p/6
3p + 10/6

C. Incline DB Shrug
60/10
75/10 X 3

D. Rack Pull
135/3
185/3
225/3
275/3
315/3
365/3

E. Back Extension
BW/20 X 2

F. Calf Machine
2 sets of 15
s/s with tibia raises X 30

18 AUG 16

Treadmill incline walk X 10 minutes

A. Seated Grip4orce DB Curl
10/20
15/20
30/6 with 3 second negative X 3

B. BB Grip4orce Curl
65/8 X 3
65/8 +4+3 rest pause

C. DB Hammer Curl
25/8 + 8 partials X 3

D1. Rope Pressdown
36/10 X 2 (warm-up)
48/10 X 4
D2. DB Pronated Kickback
20/6 X 4

E. Decline EZ Skullcrusher
75/15 X 3

F1. Hanging Leg Raise
BW/15 X 4
F2. Cable Crunch
60/10
72/8 X 3

Way late buuuut in for “there is no try, only do or do not” -Yoda

And also in to see you DO.

Nobody ever does, useless misused pieces of metal right there. All the barbells and and plates it could have been.

@BOTSLAYER
Thanks for jumping on and posting! I really appreciate it (assuming you weren’t in for seeing me “do” that machine again… It’s off the table!).

I’m feeling relatively good for an old man, so so far so good. Thanks!

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19 AUG 16
Secondary Chest and Shoulders

A. Machine Press
Worked up to 180/10 or something
Counted as 3 sets of 10

B. Machine Flye
100/10 X 3

C1. Pec Minor Dips
BW/10 X 4
C2. Over and Back
Band/10 X 4

D. Machine Rear Delt Flye
40/30
55/30 X 2

E. DB Side Raise
15/10 X 4

F. DB 6 Ways
8/8 X 3

Yard work weekend again - boom!

22 AUG 16
New gym today. It’s pretty cool. I’ll be staying there.
Legs

A. Lying Leg Curl
30/15
40/15
60/14
80/12
90/8

B. Leg Extension w/ 2 second flex
30/15
50/15
70/15
90/15 x 2

C. Leg Press focus on bottom
2 plates/10
4plates/10
5 plates/15 x 2
6 plates/15

D. Squat Explosive
135/6
185/6
205/6 x 2
225/6
Felt really good today.

E. DB RDL
75/10 x 3

F. Donkey Calf Raises
2 sets of 15
Never did these before - interesting.

24 AUG 16
Chest and Shoulders

I had a couple longish days and didn’t sleep last night, which I think impacted this workout. What I can control, though, is warming up better. I think this was a factor because the second half was way better than the first. In better news - the new gym is closer to work and way my speed in terms of atmosphere and equipment.

A. DB Bench
35/15
50/15
75/13
75/8 X 2
60/12

B. Incline Bench
135/6
155/6 X 2
185/4

C. Smith Bench
135/10
185/10 X 3
185/10 > 155/10 > 135/11

D. Cable Crossover
50/15 + 10 partials

E. Heavy DB Laterals
30/8
40/8 X 3

F. Seated BB OHP
45/8
95/8 X 2
95/10
95/12

G. Bent-Over Cable Rear Flye
25/10
12.5/25 X 2

H1. Hanging Leg Raise
BW/8 X 4
H2. Cable Crunch
50/12 X 4

Big Sled Push
40 yards X 4

25 AUG 16
Back

A. Seated Cable Row
40/10
60/10
80/10
100/10
120/10 X 3

B. Dead-stop DB Row
70/8
90/8
100/8
110/8

C. DB Pullover
55/12 X 2
55/9

D. BB Shrug
135/10
225/10 X 3

E. Reverse Hyper
20/15 X 2

F. Seated Calf Raise
3 sets of 15
s/s with tibia raise X 30

26 AUG 16
Das Gunz

A1. Rope Pushdown
12/15
24/15
48/15 X 3
A2. Pronated DB Kickback
12/6
20/6
35/6 X 3
A3. CG Push-up
BW/6 X 2
BW/15 X 3

B. Incline DB Extension
20/10
30/10
35/6

C. EZ Curl
25/20 X 2
75/10 X 2
75/8 + 4 + 2

D. EZ Preacher Curl
65/10 X 2
65/8 + 4 + 2

E. DB Hammer Curl
25/10 + 6 partials X 3

F1. Ab Wheel
BW/8 X 4
F2. BOSU Crunch
BW/15
BW/10 X 2
BW/8

29 AUG 16
Legs

A. Lying Leg Curl
All reps from a dead stop
30/15
60/15
90/12
120/10
140/8
140/8 → 110/8 → 90/8

B. Leg Extension
30/20
50/20
80/20 with 2 second hold
110/12 with 3 second hold
140/6 with 5 second hold

C. Yoke Bar Squat
Explosive. 60 seconds rest between sets
65/6
155/6
155 + 4 light chains/6 x 2
175 + 4 light chains/6 x 3
205 + 4 light chains/6 x 3

D. Leg Press
3 second negative on all reps
2 plates/8
5 plates/8
6 plates/8 x 3
6 plates/12

E. RDL
135/15 x 2

30 AUG 16
Light Push

A. Machine Flye
60/10
90/10 X 3

B. Machine Press
60/10
90/10
110/10
120/10
130/10

C. Pec Minor Dip
BW/12 X 4

D. Machine Rear Delt
60/30
70/30
70/20

E. Machine Side Raise
60/10
90/10
110/1
150/10
140/10
130/10

F. DB 6 Ways
10/8 X 2

E. V Bar Pressdown
40/20
80/20
120/10
160/10
200/10
240/10

G. EZ CG Press
Lower to nose with 3 second negative
60/8 X 4

Conditioning
The Beast Sled X 40m X 2
Ammo Can Carry X 80m
The Beast Sled X 40m X 4
Keg Carry X 80m
The Beast Sled X 40m X 2

This needs a video. I am so jealous of the training equipment some gyms have!!!

It looks exactly like this:
https://youtu.be/cy4I_JeBfkg?list=PLD5A37C01FC6D4C0D

…except for plates on the bar, reps, and size and leanness of the individual performing. Those are all extremely minor details, though, obviously.

Seriously, I hear you. I just discovered this gym and it’s awesome. It’s also halfway between home and work, so it’s more convenient than any other. It’s great.

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31 AUG 16
Back

A. DS Bar Rows
Not 100% sure this was a Dead Squat bar, but it looked like it. The handles are comfy.
60/10
110/10
150/10 x 2
150/12

B. One-Arm BB Row
Not counting the BB in here, just the plates on the end
Bar/8
25/8
50/8
75/8 x 4

C. DB Pull-over
55/12 x 3

D. DB Shrugs
2 second flex at top
75/10 x 2
85/12

E. Hyperextensions
BW/15 x 3

Then I started to do some curls, but felt like poo.

So, the good for the last couple weeks: doing the Mountain Dog style has my joints feeling terrific. That’s a definite keeper.
The bad: I still have a tendency to start jumping everything up when I see options to do so. Here I’ve been adding a bunch of the “pump” days on top of some conditioning and still trying to do all the small stuff like abs, calves and arms and it’s a little much. I can feel that it’s keeping me from focusing on the primary lifts. So I will be back to:

  • The 4 base days: Legs, Chest and Shoulders, Back, Arms
  • 2-3 days of conditioning (especially now that I have cool stuff like tires to flip)
  • I can do abs and calves on conditioning days if I want
  • I can add a couple sets per bodypart of “pump” stuff if I want at the end of my arms day

If anyone reads this, please feel free to call me out when I start bumping up my garbage volume too much again