Shit Im cooler than a polar bears toenail. Im me and all yall wish ya had my flava… But ya know what??? I wish I were you… Its hard being so damn beautiful… So every morning when I step off my cloud and touch the earth I feel a sad sadness, to be like you. Damn its hard being so beautiful… So long as she drops some duckets in my bucket Ill be straight… Oh snap the wind just blew… nah that was the chill comin from me… Im ice cold baby, its wonderful to be me.
Like this guy. Look how all the other kids are totally absorbed by his awesomeness.
first things first, you gotta quit school.
then you gotta make sure you always have sunglasses on. even at night.
James Dean
Cool pretty much died when he died.
First things first you gotta believe it. Then it all flows
I look awesome and i treat other people awesome, everyone things im awesome. And if they don’t they’ve got shit judgement or are clearly jealous.
Me, I’m just a regular casanova living in a world where cool cats ain’t appreciated.
Just get a few one liners and the rest follows.
I don’t rack my weights like Affliction man so I’m cool too. Too cool for school!
Wow. In theory I’m totally cool. That is if I go by what I read here.
Too bad that being myself means being a misanthrope. Damn reality.
Cool, like looks, is subjective. One person’s cool is another ones tool. I tend not to gravitate to people that are generally perceived to be popular. I find them to be popular the way mashed potatoes are popular. They are so bland, they’re inoffensive. I prefer slightly offensive, oddball people because that’s what I am.
I like to see myself as mashed potatoes with broken glass in it.
Mashed 'tater with broken glass huh … I’m picturing you didn’t smile much growing up…
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Wow. In theory I’m totally cool. That is if I go by what I read here.
Too bad that being myself means being a misanthrope. Damn reality.
Cool, like looks, is subjective. One person’s cool is another ones tool. I tend not to gravitate to people that are generally perceived to be popular. I find them to be popular the way mashed potatoes are popular. They are so bland, they’re inoffensive. I prefer slightly offensive, oddball people because that’s what I am.
I like to see myself as mashed potatoes with broken glass in it.[/quote]
Thats funny and cool what you just wrote!
I’m cool because my real name is Dr. Victor Fries…
Lets see who gets that one.
Being ‘cool’ is easy as shit. Adhere to Guy Code ™. Always. Do that, and you’re cool as the back of your pillow.
Some good responses right up in here.
Some of my keys to being cool, AKA not a douchebag.
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be nice to people, I mean not like a suckup or anything, just don’t talk shit about people, everyone on this planet has thier own path to walk, just accept them for that, and let then walk thier path. Be nice to them and they may help you someday when you need it, or when you least expect it.
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do what you say you are going to do. I make it a point to never lie. Nobody is perfect but I succeed at this 99% of the time. if people know exactly what they are going to get out of you, they will feel calm and relaxed around you, no surprises, this is how you get into other peoples comfort zone, and usually they are helpful to you after this point.
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Accept life for what it is, to me, it’s ll about gaining experiences, nothing good or bad about it, sometimes you gotta go through some shit to learn something about yourself. Always focus on your role in every situation, are you helping the situation or are you being a doucher who is causing the situation. Think about what outcomes you want and try to steer a situation to that outcome with your actions. Even when some shit happens, the universe isn’t out to make you miserable, though it may be out to test your mettle.
V
You’ve gotta have hawt abz.
DB