All I want for CNY is a new Stephen Chow movie.
IT’S A F*CKING TRAP
how so? provided i can make it to a tuition free school
*i mean aside from the fact that its your 20s
For college right? That’s nice. Med school proper is much more expensive though. Although you could probably look for some scholarships.
What’s your email?
You know you’re Asian when – you have a cold and people scatter like the wind from you on the subway.
Saw that today in NYC. Asian guy was clearly sick and everyone gave him a 10 foot radius during rush hour in NYC (including me).
Behold the power of the Wuhan corona virus.
I think nyu and some other actual med schools slashed their tuition
Unless you can get in at your state school, which is highly competitive. My brother went to OHSU, tuition was about one third of his undergrad (Stanford).
Military service is also an option.
You get a compliment for your work and your first thought is : “I really need to work hard now”
One person sent me a vid of Chinese people eating live lizards, mice and bats.
Is that really a thing in China? I’m pretty sure modern day humans can’t digest raw meat that well.
Some people do. China has a very large population with a wide variation of cultures.
Okay Asians you guys need to explain this. Today I learned that you can buy packages of dead birds in China.
Packaged dead birds!
Big surprise, you can’t bring a suitcase full of them into the USA.
Except for a parakeet when I was a kid, all the birds I’ve ever bought were dead. The parakeet just took a while.
My cat loves them. Either that or she has some exceptional malice towards birds in general, because she will catch, kill, and eat anything that flies except turkeys.
Put her on SS and GOMAD for twelve weeks and it’s over for the turkeys.
I dunno. Those things are huge, and there are like 50 of them.
They don’t even run away. They just turn their backs and slow roll. Dissed by a freakin bird!
Dogs do too, apparently. I might be warming up to this idea. I’m a sucker for good packaging, after all, and the little animals seem so happy with what’s inside the bag.

Those are Japanese words on the package. But I think you can probably get something similar produced in China lol.
You know you’re not Asian when
The plot thickens and I have even more questions now.
Do they sell them in vending machines?
Are there other species of packaged dead animals available?
What’s the shelf life on this product?
Where do the birds come from?
Are there organic, free range, non-GMO dead birds available?
I am fascinated by this product.
