You Know How I Know...

you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz you won’t leave the house unless your shoes and purse match.

you know how I know jetric is gay?

-cuz he refuses to wear while before Memorial Day.

you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz you won’t buy any article of clothing from The Gap that’s outside your color chart.

you know how I know Jetrics gay?

-cuz you know which creams really do work best on stretch marks.

you know how I know Jetrics gay?

-cuz Liberache was his role model growing up as a child.

you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz now his role model is Rip Taylor.

you know how I know Jetrics gay?

-cuz you kept all the Teen Beat magazines featuring Shawn Cassidy.

you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz you haven’t come up with an original “you know how I know” slam since page 4!

You know how I know football69 is gay?

-cuz he can name 14 different cappuchino’s on a Starbucks menu board.

you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz he dated this girl for a year and hasn’t gotten laid 'cause “he really loves her”

you know how I know dk44 is gay?
-cuz he went to see Justin Timberlake in concert

You know how I know WS4JB is gay?

-cuz he accessorises

You know how I know you’re gay Jetric?

-cuz you keep typing BBB instead of B-3 and we all know BBB is BushidoBadBoy so you are thinking of him aren’t you?

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz he has lights on the bottom of his shoes.
[/quote]

you know how i know you’re gay?
-cuz you use those lights when you go to rave parties

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz you won’t buy any article of clothing from The Gap that’s outside your color chart. [/quote]

you know how i know you’re gay?
-cuz you shop at FingerHut just so that you can give $5 minimum each month

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
you know how I know Jetrics gay?

-cuz Liberache was his role model growing up as a child.

you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz now his role model is Rip Taylor. [/quote]

you know how i know you’re gay?
-cuz you have a liberache bumper sticker on your car

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
you know how I know Jetrics gay?

-cuz Liberache was his role model growing up as a child.

you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz now his role model is Rip Taylor. [/quote]

you also know how i know you’re gay BBB?
-cuz you’re rip taylor’s fashion consultant

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz you haven’t come up with an original “you know how I know” slam since page 4! [/quote]

you know how i know you’re gay?
-cuz you’ve been getting slammed since page four

[quote]Renton wrote:
you know how I know Jetric is gay?

-cuz he dated this girl for a year and hasn’t gotten laid 'cause “he really loves her”
[/quote]

you know how i know you’re gay Renton?
-cuz you’re still a virgin

[quote]Renton wrote:
You know how I know you’re gay Jetric?

-cuz you keep typing BBB instead of B-3 and we all know BBB is BushidoBadBoy so you are thinking of him aren’t you?[/quote]

you know how i know you’re gay?
-cuz you have BushidoBadBoy in you’re friends list

you know how i know football061 is gay?
-cuz he’s planning on visiting other guys listed on the T-Nation map