“That’s a big bitch!”
FREAK!
Keep it in the circus!
Look! It’s Bigfoot!
kuri, I believe Sloth also got a lot of his caloric intake from Baa-beee Roooof.
Meat Head Alert!!
you guys are funny, lol, the bigger animal always wins, and the only people that are argueing this fact, are little dudes, lol. a lion can beat a cheetah cause its bigger and strong, period. no other reason. i am not talking about snakes which have poison, i’m talking about animals on the same level. not spiders with poison. as far as CMC GOES, or karma, listen, nobody tells conan to shut up, nobody. of course little 170lbs guys will say size and strength don’t matter, lol, cause they just get mad they can’t get big. lol. while a wolverine may sometimes chase off a bigger animal, sometimes even a wild boar will chase of a lion, does that mean the boar can take the lion, of course not. now remember, i’m talking animals on the same level. take a grizzly bear, a bear is much slower than a lion, but would destroy any lion, why, cause its much bigger, stronger and more powerfull. they are both great hunters. but size and strength matter. i don’t post a pic, cause why bother, i know what i look like, i know what i can lift. as far as not being fast or agile for my size, don’t assume anything, cause your dead wrong. while i may not be as fast as a 160lb guy, if i hit you, you will hit the ground so fast.
Nature and genetic distribution is not a level playing field. Why should humans be that different?
Why are we talking about animals in this thread? Bigconan you get my vote for “Most Hardcore Person in the Off-Topic Section of this Website.” The t-shirt is in the mail.
This is the damn 21st century !!.. Why must you resort to a caveman mentality that you could whip someone’s, anyone’s, or everyone’s ass ???.. what the fuck does that prove anyway ??? ok, yes, you do SAY you bench, squat, deadlift, etc…etc… bla bla bla, a shit-pot of weight and you know all sorts of martial arts. well good for you !!.. But don’t come off that you’re a better MAN than anyone on this site. Those attributes that you are so proud of do not constitute a great MAN in this day and age. Lifting a ton of weight and so-called ass whipping skills would have done you some actual good millions of years ago, when that’s what it took to survive and conquer a tribe. To be a true MAN, you must put God and Family before yourself, try to be good to others, work hard, provide and take care of yourself and family, live a healthy life.
And, IF someone comes to harm me or my family, threatening to whip my ass or kill, I will just pull out my 21st century pistol and split their skull open.
Bigconan – does your chest hurt yet from all the chest beating you’ve been doing? “I am so big and strong I can lift more than any of you and would beat any of you in a fight!” Wow. yawn
Even silverbacks know when to stop.
Go try to find your 15 minutes somewhere else.
Hey, where in Mass. are you? Come down and train strongman with us. I’d love to see a 585 bench too…
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Hey guys, I found a pic of BigGonad. Now we know why he was a little shy about posting it…
And by the way, shutthefuckup idiot.
I would like to believe that this guy is just joking around, which is pretty funny.
But then again, there are people like this out there and the internet is pretty easy to figure out, even for worthless peons like “Bigconan”. ME LIFT BIG WEIGHT NOW.
Put up or Shut up.
Bigpussy said: 'take a grizzly bear, a bear is much slower than a lion, but would destroy any lion'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You, my friend, are hilarious.
Let me teach you something which might save your life one day:
Never, EVER try to outrun a bear. You have NO idea how fast a bear can run. A lion CANNOT outrun a bear. That was the first lesson I learned when doing security close to the woods. If I recall correctly, a Bear can run as fast as 65 mph, you dumass. Try to get a lion to outrun THAT.
If you are ever faced with a lion, and he's seen you, this is the procedure which MIGHT save your life:
Open your arms out parallel to the floor and SLOWLY move them a couple inches up and down (VERY slowly and VERY slightly, so as not to tick him off). SLOWLY walk backwards with your arms like this. VERY, VERY slowly. DO NOT move your head, and try not to make a big movement with your chest when breathing. Make NO noise.
You open your arms and make slow slight waves to give the impression that you're much bigger than you are. The bear falls for it, and when you have one that weighs 400 or 500 lbs that can outrun you BY FAR, you dont wanna screw this up. Turn around and you're dead. Make any big movement or noise and you're dead. Try to sprint away as fast as possible and you're dead.
NO ONE can outrun a bear. NO ONE can DEFEAT a bear with their bare hands. Just a few words of advice.
As for lions defeating Cheetahs, Im not so sure about that. Let me put it this way - When you're the fastest animal wandering the surface of this Earth, you can outrun anything. Try to get a lion to catch up with you. Even worse, show me a reason why a lion would wan to pick up a fight with someone who isnt that much smaller in size, if at all, has sharp strong teeth, is a carnivore, can outrun a lion BY FAR, and poses no mating opponent to the lion. The cheetah is not a lunch box for the lion either. Besides the Cheetah camouflages MUCH better in the savannahs, which means theyll often go unnotices. They make little to no noise when moving.
You wanna know what I think? Quite honestly I dont see a lion picking up a Cheetah moving around close to them; if they do I dont see them wanting to pick up a fight with it; I fthey do pick up a fight with it, I dont see the lion having that much of an advantage over it; if the cheetah gets her ass kicked, all she needs to do is run - and as I said no one can outrun a Cheetah, they're UNBELIEVABLY FAST.
All that said, I have a very strong feeling this thread is a joke. No one can possibly be this incredibly stupid, have 80 VERY negative replies, and STILL come back t o feed the fire a bit more with his ignorant idiotic brain-dead replies. No one is that stupid.
Then again who knows. Might be some sort of strange freak breed a la Greg Valentino, suffering from gallons of Juice and HGH (with a disproportionately big head as a result).
Heck, maybe this IS Greg Valentino. He sure acts like the guy. So, tell us Bigpussy, do you too have 18 inch arms full of nuts? You know those are ravishing tsk tsk...lol
It has been brought to my attention that the Cheetahs run at 65 mph, not bears. I stand corrected.
My point still stands. Humans cannot outrun a bear. Despite its massively large frame, bears are very fast animals.
Okay, I’m glad this thread didn’t die yet. I’m sure more fun can be had yet. AS stated earlier, technology impacts this arguement. As in Glock. you can’t just go beating people up. Well, unless you’re me.
Back when I was teaching Remo Williams martial arts, and yes we were dodging bullets way before The Matrix, I told him Shaolin was great, but a little outdated. I personally use my own patented brand of hypno kung fu, ( avaiilable for $49.95 + 4.95 s&h from www.yourachoad.com dvd or vhs) for large animal attacks.
Well gotta get going. Carmen Electra is coming over for my massage and I still gotta max out on the bench yet. Going for 1010 today!
Slaps Bigconan in the head with my dick while simultanously benching 600lbs with one hand
You’ve been mushroom stamped, bitch. Now That’s hardcore.
(Seriously though, different people train for different reasons. If being fat and benching a lot of weight keeps you motivated, greatttt. No one cares.)
I saw this Aussie guy on the Discovery Channel who could beat up Alligators - but then I thought “Hey, I bet Rickson Gracie could beat his ass”, so logic leads me to conclude that Rickson Gracie can beat up any in the Alligatoridae family.
Maybe even a Hippo or two.
Why don’t you head to any good BJJ school Conan, issue a challenge, and then get back to us.
All hail Rickson! All hail Sloth!
Sincerely, Sheik Yerbouti
DAN C, she’s only 6’5’’ and a half inch. Still a big girl, but not 7’4’'.
Iron Doc…damn dude didn’t know you were so funny. You win for funniest posts of this thread by far. I thank bigconan for being a catalyst to your witty barbs. Karma…can you write something similar for me? Thanks sweets. 
Dan C. I want the little one and the big one. Now THAT’S three some. Woohooooo! Ciao. 
It’s the new keyboard. I’m a poor typist and this new Gateway keyboard is very light at the touch. I’m probably a 15wpm guy. I took computer sciance at psu when we still had punch cards and the language was fortran, I think.
Of course that’s my only flaw. That and inventing carbohydrates. I was drunk at the time, so sue me.