You Can Have One Superpower

Oh Lasers! Well that would just Kill your sex life

threads like these make me wonder why i ever left this beautiful place.

unlimited ejaculate, for as long or short as I want. That way I can be a one-man bukkake wrecking crew!

[quote]Kerley wrote:
threads like these make me wonder why i ever left this beautiful place.[/quote]

kerls!!!

hang out soon? what part of this place you in?

SUSIE Q!!! We’ve missed you… i shoot lazers now.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
threads like these make me wonder why i ever left this beautiful place.[/quote]

kerls!!!

hang out soon? what part of this place you in?[/quote]

Robilyn’s Mexican Vacation Photo Journal where i am, and is where im staying.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
SUSIE Q!!! We’ve missed you… i shoot lazers now.[/quote]

O RLY?

i just hit the computer screen…

Super human intelligence. The ability to be limitlessly creative and knowledgeable. I would have a photographic memory, an IQ that is incalculable, and an intellect of unlimited genius and resourcefulness.
With my intelligence I would quickly teach myself advanced mathematics, physics, bioligy, psychology, business, law and other sciences. I would establish myself as a brand and create a business that through my intelligence would be propelled to multi-levelled global corporation with branches in infrastructural development, renewable energy development, medicine and pharmacy, nano technology, and a philanthropic sub-branch that would be dedicated to organizing relief efforts in developing nations.

Through various underground operations I would assure that the chain of corporations that I own (many of which covertly) would maintain complete economic control over the entire earth, through a secret monopoly.

I would train myself to athletic excellence (via my knowledge of human anatomy and my resources) and educate myself in various forms of martial arts.

In short, I would transform myself into an economic kingpin, philanthropist, technological innovator, and athlete, and king of the world.