You Can Have One Superpower

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool[/quote]

I guess so.

But since we’re dreaming could I please have the ability to fly really fast without getting hurt?

This kind of reminds me of the Flash TV show back in 1990. He would run really really really really really really really really really fast and later get really really really really hungry, but I figured that was too literal as there’s no way a man who could run at close to the speed of light could ever hope to eat enough food to replenish himself.
I mean, how many calories does running 1000 miles in a tenth of a second equal??!?!?

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool[/quote]

I guess so.

But since we’re dreaming could I please have the ability to fly really fast without getting hurt?

This kind of reminds me of the Flash TV show back in 1990. He would run really really really really really really really really really fast and later get really really really really hungry, but I figured that was too literal as there’s no way a man who could run at close to the speed of light could ever hope to eat enough food to replenish himself.
I mean, how many calories does running 1000 miles in a tenth of a second equal??!?!?[/quote]

Yeah and did you also notice how they dance around the fact that superman can’t get laid by a mortal. Even in the movies he had to lose his power first before he could get bizzzay with Louis Lane. So were they trying to say he could not control his power if he got excited? haahhahaah man thats a Jacked up trade to be Superman. hahahahahah

Always had Wonder Women though, but we all know batman was hitting that.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool[/quote]

I guess so.

But since we’re dreaming could I please have the ability to fly really fast without getting hurt?

This kind of reminds me of the Flash TV show back in 1990. He would run really really really really really really really really really fast and later get really really really really hungry, but I figured that was too literal as there’s no way a man who could run at close to the speed of light could ever hope to eat enough food to replenish himself.
I mean, how many calories does running 1000 miles in a tenth of a second equal??!?!?[/quote]

Yeah and did you also notice how they dance around the fact that superman can’t get laid by a mortal. Even in the movies he had to lose his power first before he could get bizzzay with Louis Lane. So were they trying to say he could not control his power if he got excited? haahhahaah man thats a Jacked up trade to be Superman. hahahahahah

Always had Wonder Women though, but we all know batman was hitting that.

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hey so how big was louie in real life?? im assuming thats you with him in the avatar.

I wanna have lou Ferigno power!!!

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool[/quote]

I guess so.

But since we’re dreaming could I please have the ability to fly really fast without getting hurt?

This kind of reminds me of the Flash TV show back in 1990. He would run really really really really really really really really really fast and later get really really really really hungry, but I figured that was too literal as there’s no way a man who could run at close to the speed of light could ever hope to eat enough food to replenish himself.
I mean, how many calories does running 1000 miles in a tenth of a second equal??!?!?[/quote]

Yeah and did you also notice how they dance around the fact that superman can’t get laid by a mortal. Even in the movies he had to lose his power first before he could get bizzzay with Louis Lane. So were they trying to say he could not control his power if he got excited? haahhahaah man thats a Jacked up trade to be Superman. hahahahahah

Always had Wonder Women though, but we all know batman was hitting that.

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hey so how big was louie in real life?? im assuming thats you with him in the avatar.

I wanna have lou Ferigno power!!!
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Yeah thats my Midget big forarm azz. He is still big. Not as big as young louie. Its funny because he has this freaky tricep that stays pumped even when he is relaxed. I was thinking please don’t let my arms look like chiken bones next to the Hulk.

You know that commercial where the guys snap their fingers and the Allstate agent shows up…i want that power but with t-vixens.

I so can’t believe how you guys are sleeping on Jedi powers.

JEDI POWER in every day action:

Gym (mondays)
No free bench
JEDI- “you don’t want to bench today you want to grab a chair and watch the yoga class”
All the benches are now free.

Work (anyday)
Boss- Ok guys sorry but I’m leaving early you guys need to stay late.
JEDI- “You don’t want to leave early, You want to take us all out to the strip club and pay for dances”
Boss- “I want to take us all out to the strip club and pay for dances”

Starbucks ON A NICE SUMMERDAY
JEDI- You don’t want my money, you want to give me free drinks and show up tomorrow in a bathing suit while you make latte’s for everyone
(this Jedi has a very cute Starbucks woman but she is a dick to everyone)

[quote]four60 wrote:
I so can’t believe how you guys are sleeping on Jedi powers.

JEDI POWER in every day action:

Gym (mondays)
No free bench
JEDI- “you don’t want to bench today you want to grab a chair and watch the yoga class”
All the benches are now free.

Work (anyday)
Boss- Ok guys sorry but I’m leaving early you guys need to stay late.
JEDI- “You don’t want to leave early, You want to take us all out to the strip club and pay for dances”
Boss- “I want to take us all out to the strip club and pay for dances”

Starbucks ON A NICE SUMMERDAY
JEDI- You don’t want my money, you want to give me free drinks and show up tomorrow in a bathing suit while you make latte’s for everyone
(this Jedi has a very cute Starbucks woman but she is a dick to everyone)[/quote]

Very good call sir!

V

The ability to fly (like Superman)I don’t want to be flappin’ my arms and crap. Think about it. It would bring me all those other “things” if I wanted them. I’d just like to fly over some of the beautiful sights in the world.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool[/quote]

I guess so.

But since we’re dreaming could I please have the ability to fly really fast without getting hurt?

This kind of reminds me of the Flash TV show back in 1990. He would run really really really really really really really really really fast and later get really really really really hungry, but I figured that was too literal as there’s no way a man who could run at close to the speed of light could ever hope to eat enough food to replenish himself.
I mean, how many calories does running 1000 miles in a tenth of a second equal??!?!?[/quote]

Yeah and did you also notice how they dance around the fact that superman can’t get laid by a mortal. Even in the movies he had to lose his power first before he could get bizzzay with Louis Lane. So were they trying to say he could not control his power if he got excited? haahhahaah man thats a Jacked up trade to be Superman. hahahahahah

Always had Wonder Women though, but we all know batman was hitting that.

[/quote]

What makes you think Wonder Woman has control of her powers when she’s doing the deed… poor Batman.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Wait, wormy says he wants to be a tentacle monster and no one thinks thats a litle odd?

V[/quote]

Ummm maybe he’s into Hentai?

[quote]four60 wrote:
I so can’t believe how you guys are sleeping on Jedi powers.

JEDI POWER in every day action:

Gym (mondays)
No free bench
JEDI- “you don’t want to bench today you want to grab a chair and watch the yoga class”
All the benches are now free.

Work (anyday)
Boss- Ok guys sorry but I’m leaving early you guys need to stay late.
JEDI- “You don’t want to leave early, You want to take us all out to the strip club and pay for dances”
Boss- “I want to take us all out to the strip club and pay for dances”

Starbucks ON A NICE SUMMERDAY
JEDI- You don’t want my money, you want to give me free drinks and show up tomorrow in a bathing suit while you make latte’s for everyone
(this Jedi has a very cute Starbucks woman but she is a dick to everyone)[/quote]

Crossfit games.
JEDI - This is not the exercise you’re look for.

I think I would go with Wolverine’s powers. It’d fit me to a ‘T’, so to speak.

Stimulating the pleasure centers of a person or group of my choosing.

I mean, nigh-invulnerability and agelessness would be good, too. But DAMN, I’d be the best . . . salesman ever.

[quote]rundymc wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool[/quote]

I guess so.

But since we’re dreaming could I please have the ability to fly really fast without getting hurt?

This kind of reminds me of the Flash TV show back in 1990. He would run really really really really really really really really really fast and later get really really really really hungry, but I figured that was too literal as there’s no way a man who could run at close to the speed of light could ever hope to eat enough food to replenish himself.
I mean, how many calories does running 1000 miles in a tenth of a second equal??!?!?[/quote]

Yeah and did you also notice how they dance around the fact that superman can’t get laid by a mortal. Even in the movies he had to lose his power first before he could get bizzzay with Louis Lane. So were they trying to say he could not control his power if he got excited? haahhahaah man thats a Jacked up trade to be Superman. hahahahahah

Always had Wonder Women though, but we all know batman was hitting that.

[/quote]

What makes you think Wonder Woman has control of her powers when she’s doing the deed… poor Batman.
[/quote]

Hahahah OUCH, hahahah oh man that explains alot. Hahahaha Poor Batman.

the subject of a classis ‘this american life’ if you’re into that sort of thing

you fucking hipster.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]rundymc wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Did “fly” seem to obvious? I don’t think anyone said it.[/quote]

Flying as a single power is cool but without super strength its not as cool. You can fly but not to high because it will be to cold, Not to fast because bugs, birds will jack you up flying into your face also you won’t be able to breath with all that wind in your face.

But gliding around in the air past building would be cool[/quote]

I guess so.

But since we’re dreaming could I please have the ability to fly really fast without getting hurt?

This kind of reminds me of the Flash TV show back in 1990. He would run really really really really really really really really really fast and later get really really really really hungry, but I figured that was too literal as there’s no way a man who could run at close to the speed of light could ever hope to eat enough food to replenish himself.
I mean, how many calories does running 1000 miles in a tenth of a second equal??!?!?[/quote]

Yeah and did you also notice how they dance around the fact that superman can’t get laid by a mortal. Even in the movies he had to lose his power first before he could get bizzzay with Louis Lane. So were they trying to say he could not control his power if he got excited? haahhahaah man thats a Jacked up trade to be Superman. hahahahahah

Always had Wonder Women though, but we all know batman was hitting that.

[/quote]

What makes you think Wonder Woman has control of her powers when she’s doing the deed… poor Batman.
[/quote]

Hahahah OUCH, hahahah oh man that explains alot. Hahahaha Poor Batman.[/quote]

I’m sure he can handle it. There’s probably something in his utitlity belt to deal with uncontrolled amazonian lust.

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Wait, wormy says he wants to be a tentacle monster and no one thinks thats a litle odd?

V[/quote]

Ummm maybe he’s into Hentai?[/quote]

and you guys aren’t?

shoot lasers from mah pee hole

not sure if that is a superpower or Gay Hate Porn, why would U want your Penis aimed at Losers?