Yogi's Random Training Thoughts

Hey y’all

Right, so having missed a week of workouts this week due to work and illness, I’m saddling up and riding that pony hard for 8 more weeks or so before the cut begins.

I’ve made the controversial decision to drop deadlifts for now. I know, I know, but I think in 8 weeks I can make real progress on core work if I hammer the shit out of it, which will put me in a better position (pun, maybe?) to deadlift in future. As I’ve only got a couple of months the last thing I need is to end up losing time to injury, so I’m going to do my legendary low back friendly, shoulder friendly workouts. They are as follows:

Pull Day

-Face Pulls, Straight Arm Pulldowns and Core exercise superset
-Pull Ups
-Dumbbell chest supported rows
-Rear Delts and Biceps superset
-Abz

Push Day
-Face Pulls/Core Exercise superset
-Pec Dec pre-exhaust
-Incline Barbell
-Machine Chest Press
-Lateral delts/Triceps superset
-Abz/Shoulder health

Lower
-Leg Extension/Leg Curl/Clam Raise superset
-Reverse Lunges
-Good Mornings
-Hip Thrusts
-Abz/Shoulder health

That should keep me footloose and fancy free until it’s time to cut. Not entirely sure how I’ll alter the routine for the cut. Will probably drop a few things but I dunno.

I’ll do a little core work on off days.

Boomshackalacka that should be good times.

Also after having finally found a doctor who’ll do bloodwork on the NHS I should hopefully get the all clear to take some drugs again soon, which is nice.

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I stopped by to see pics, not your sissy little workout routine.
Did you sub out your deadlift for sissy squats?

Sorry. Couldn’t come up with anything better, so I’ll just leave that there.

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sissy squats are too hard on my sissy knees.

Good point actually, need to get my flatmate to take a shirtless photo of me. She’s going to make fun of me for that, for sure.

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Or… You’re going to end up having some fun. :wink:

Eh… Deadlifts are a little overrated anyways.

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No one could mind if you took shirtless photos of your flat mate either.

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haha, sorry to disappoint you guys but my flatmate isn’t hot. I wouldn’t trust myself living with a girl who was…

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Are reverse band deadlifts hard on your back too?

No, he subbed them out with glute kick backs for next time he got a visitor. :joy:

Also Yogi, how not hot is she? Like is she ugly, or just plain? If the latter, you gotta remember that every hole’s a goal.

are those even really a thing?

she’s not ugly, and in her defence she’s got some pretty bodacious cans, but getting an underwear pic of her would be a hard sell, I think.

She doesn’t drink though so that pretty much cripples my seduction attempts

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All jokes aside it’s probably not a good idea to try to bang your roommates 90% of the time.

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yeah, although I’d be lying if I said I’d never done it…

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weird thing happened when I was doing good mornings yesterday.

Now, every time there’s a bar across my back I put my back into extension and brace my abs, but yesterday for shits n giggles I tried to keep my pelvis neutral (rather than have my low back in extension).

Holy fucksauce from out of nowhere my core started firing like nothing else. A weight I would usually rep out had real, serious lactic acid burning around my whole midsection.

It’s gotten me thinking: what if this whole time I thought I was using my core but was only using it slightly, and my lower back’s just been taking all the heat. Instead of being in extension, it’s been in hyperextension. That’d explain why I always get to more or less the same strength level before an injury knocks me back down; there’s only so much my low back can take without sufficient core involvement.

In any case, my whole midsection feels utterly brutalised today so I think I’ll definitely be doing my good mornings like that from now on (with a neutral spine).

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A belt didn’t do much for me until I learnt to do the neutral spine thing and “breath through my spine”.

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I always thought you were supposed to be in extension. It’s going to take a lot of practice to get used to the neutral spine thing.

You sure?

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that’s enough for me!

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SAMA’s first rule when your girlfriend cheats on you was ALWAYS deadlifts.

How can deadlifts be overrated?

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Followed up by pics and ‘did you PIIHP’?

hahaha

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Intervened in a racial verbal attack on the bus home last night. Couple of drunk skinhead arseholes shouting at a wee chinese old guy. Cunts.

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