I keep a bottle at my desk for days when I’m dragging. A co-worker of mine grabbed it, got way too close, took the biggest whiff I’ve ever seen in my life and screamed “my brain is on fire!” I thought that was a pretty accurate summary, haha.
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Wait what? Are you like doing that Abadjiev thing where you casually sniff ammonia to perk yourself up or something?
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Well, no. Again, it’s for when I’m dragging. Definitely not a casual thing, haha. It was also useful when I had students who would fall asleep.
You teach or? If you don’t mind me asking, what do you do for a living?
I was an instructor for a long while, but these days I’m in something of a middle management position.
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There’s some vids up on my old band’s facebook but obviously that’d reveal my secret identity so it’s no bueno.
The new band’ll need to cut a demo before we start gigging so I’ll link it as an audio file on here when we do.
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mate for sure! Should’ve done it a long time ago. Isn’t Rattler polis these days though? Might need to watch what I say around him! Haha
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Awesome! You’re in Edinburgh aren’t you? There used to be a fair few of us on here but I haven’t seen many for a while. Yeah haha but he can be trusted.
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Yeah been in Edinburgh for about a year. I lived in Glasgow for ten years though so I know it well. Kelvingrove area was my old stomping ground.
Hey Yog,I spoke to the friend I told you about Belgium and that’s everything he had to say.Hope it helps
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thanks mate!
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so I know how much you guys love an embarrassing Yogi story, so here you go:
There’s this dude who kicks about my gym who’s clearly not the full bhuna. He has a carer with him half the time so this is not an unreasonable assumption on my part. He’s a nice enough wee guy though and is always chatting to people. Today I’d just finished a workout and came in to the changing rooms to find him standing by my locker, so I knew today was my turn to get a chat with him. The conversation went as follows:
Him - How muscular are you?
Me - Not very, haha.
Him - Boop! as he squeezes my arm
Me - slightly awkward fake laugh
Him - I see you in here quite a bit; how often do you come?
Me - Like 3 or 4 times a week. Never more than four times. I find any more than that and I’m not really recovered enough.
Him - Yeah same here. I like 3 times.
Me - Yeah that’s the sweet spot for me too. Anyway man it was nice to talk to you, I’ll see you soon. putting on jacket to leave
Him - Ok. I love you.
Me - Eh, thanks man. You too…
Him - You love me too?
Me - Uh, yeah? Sure. Why not…
Him - OK! gleefully
I managed to get out the changing room before the uncontrollable laughter hit. I know it’s not really cool laughing at someone like that but when you get an “I love you” from a stranger out of the blue it kinda throws you off a little bit.
What can I say? Just a loveable guy all round.
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Just spent £114 on supplements.
God damn it costs a lot of money when you have to buy them all at once.
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Supplements or ‘supplements’
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haha, the former. Not touching any of that other shit for a while
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Even your animals are swole.
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Or deadly, or both.
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Is that why everyone in Australia seems to be bad asses?
Probably. That and the climate and landscape regularly try to kill us.
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@Yogi1 I had an old man tell me “nice penis” once in a gym locker room. I was very flustered, and said “thanks, you too.” Which didn’t make a lot of sense since he was fully clothed. I’m glad I don’t train there anymore.
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