[quote]majik wrote:
My neighbour is throwing a party to celebrate, though he told me I have to come dressed as a ghost or something…
Though I will do a black tradition this month, bang overweight white wimmenz.[/quote]
What?
[quote]ZEB wrote:
I’m the one with the good attitude based in reality. You’re the one dreaming about winning millions, and having suffered racism from being reincarnated.[/quote]
This trolling douche cannot help but ruin every thread he touches. It’s remarkable.
No sense of humor and completely worthless to this site.
[quote]JackDanials wrote:
I told a black kid that I was his daddy.[/quote]
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.
Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]
How the hell should we know? We all fucks white wimmenz.[/quote]
Literally made me laugh until I hurt. This entire thread is pure win.
Funny. As. Fuck.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
Raise a glass of purple drank for the king![/quote]
Shouldn’t watermelon flavor kool-aid be the preferred drink of blacks? It only makes sense.[/quote]
watermelon flavored? no, that doesn’t even sound good. Red or take it back to the store.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]majik wrote:
My neighbour is throwing a party to celebrate, though he told me I have to come dressed as a ghost or something…
Though I will do a black tradition this month, bang overweight white wimmenz.[/quote]
What?[/quote]
I’m in canada, we all know black people hate the cold. Reason why only like four play hockey.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.
Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]
There are no black people in Montana[/quote]
Yeah there is. They’re both right here on base, and they rarely leave after sunset.[/quote]
According to wiki the city in MT with the largest black population is Great Falls - with .95% of their population being african american.[/quote]
How do you have half a black person…oh…I get it he’s a midget.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
A white man just farted near me.
I am not sure if this was a passive fart or a fart against my entire race given what month this is.[/quote]
Houston riot? I think so.
Ima change my avatar for a little bit for BHM.
Dawg Powah!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, I noticed that to. If you want a woman over 30, all you have to do is…well, breath next to them.
Me: inhale
Her: You rang?[/quote]
The Professor having a post workout meal?
All Month in Honor of Black History
I will turn down black guys with
“I have a boyfriend”
instead of
“I like white guys”
[quote]JackDanials wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, I noticed that to. If you want a woman over 30, all you have to do is…well, breath next to them.
Me: inhale
Her: You rang?[/quote]
The Professor having a post workout meal?[/quote]
[quote]majik wrote:
My neighbour is throwing a party to celebrate, though he told me I have to come dressed as a ghost or something…
Though I will do a black tradition this month, bang a white girl with a big ass.[/quote]
Tradition?? Sorry but banging a fine white girl with a Phat ass is not a tradition, in Maryland the Brothers call it “Tuesday”.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
All Month in Honor of Black History
I will turn down black guys with
“I have a boyfriend”
instead of
“I like white guys”[/quote]
Damn it…and that fucking jackass Black Count Dracula said he invited you into the Black Justice League.
Someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
All Month in Honor of Black History
I will turn down black guys with
“I have a boyfriend”
instead of
“I like white guys”[/quote]
Damn it…and that fucking jackass Black Count Dracula said he invited you into the Black Justice League.
Someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.[/quote]
Oh I’m in the league. I AM the stupid Black Count.
The “when” is supposed to imply the turn down is not guaranteed.
Just that I will respect black history month by not blaming race.
ONE MONTH ONLY THOUGH.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
Raise a glass of purple drank for the king![/quote]
Shouldn’t watermelon flavor kool-aid be the preferred drink of blacks? It only makes sense.[/quote]
Goddanmit! It’s red motherfucker! RED! [/quote]
It’s the whole Grape Juice- Grape Drink thing that has them confused. How they ever invented Cargo pants is beyond me.
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.
Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]
There are no black people in Montana[/quote]
Yeah there is. They’re both right here on base, and they rarely leave after sunset.[/quote]
Trying to avoid getting bitten by Ct. Rockula.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
A White man just held the door open for me.[/quote]
His name was Reed Richards.
[quote]JackDanials wrote:
I told a black kid that I was his daddy.[/quote]
Thanks because I was scared that kid was looking at me, And I had my “Not Yo daddy card” in hand,ready to pass.