Yay, it's Black History Month!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Alffi wrote:
I’ll tell them that it’s Black History Month over there and the handouts are out of hand. Perhaps they’ll leave.[/quote]

If you’re referring to the black population of Finland, you could just buy them both movie movies tickets. That way they’ll be out of your hair for the evening and you can find something else to whine about.[/quote]

I actually heard one left this morning due to lack of good looking women. Finland is apparently becoming much like England in that regard.

Finland is now down to ONE Black person.[/quote]
Perhaps the mace is messing with their sense of sight.

I’m changing my blond locks to show that I am down with the struggle.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]ZEB wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]ZEB wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Four pages and still no ass?

Here ya go![/quote]

Now that one I can tell that one apart from the others.

:)[/quote]

Doubtful. I heard all White men become impotent after the age of 40.[/quote]

No you have it all wrong - It’s black men in their late 30’s who are impotent. But then you already know that.

:)[/quote]

Sorry. The entry requirements for B.I.G.D.I.C.K. guarantee that no member has a “small dick” and that said “big dick” is functional.

Hell, half of our special ops involve giving dick.

The other half involve grape soda for some reason.[/quote]

Dick donation above and beyond the call of booty?

Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?!!?!

Dammit, Whitey shaftin’ the black man AGIN!!

The black part of me is pissed.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?!!?!

Dammit, Whitey shaftin’ the black man AGIN!!

The black part of me is pissed.[/quote]

It’s White Man’s revenge at them being longer elsewhere.

[quote]Alffi wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Alffi wrote:
I’ll tell them that it’s Black History Month over there and the handouts are out of hand. Perhaps they’ll leave.[/quote]

If you’re referring to the black population of Finland, you could just buy them both movie movies tickets. That way they’ll be out of your hair for the evening and you can find something else to whine about.[/quote]

I actually heard one left this morning due to lack of good looking women. Finland is apparently becoming much like England in that regard.

Finland is now down to ONE Black person.[/quote]
Perhaps the mace is messing with their sense of sight. [/quote]

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Why is Black History Month the SHORTEST month of the year?!!?!

Dammit, WHITEY SHAFTIN’ the black man AGIN!!

The black part of me is pissed.
[/quote]

Whitey, shaft, shortest… draw your own conclusions. LOL

Raise a glass of purple drank for the king!

I’ll be worshipping my ebony princess and pampering her with back rubs and cooking dinner.

[quote]Alffi wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Alffi wrote:
I’ll tell them that it’s Black History Month over there and the handouts are out of hand. Perhaps they’ll leave.[/quote]

If you’re referring to the black population of Finland, you could just buy them both movie movies tickets. That way they’ll be out of your hair for the evening and you can find something else to whine about.[/quote]

I actually heard one left this morning due to lack of good looking women. Finland is apparently becoming much like England in that regard.

Finland is now down to ONE Black person.[/quote]
Perhaps the mace is messing with their sense of sight. [/quote]

The one remaining black guy is still there because he doesn’t have to look at the ugly chicks anymore. Thanks mace!

Maybe we should look into causing a massive nationwide blackout.

But in truth, isn’t the US celebrating black history kind of bad to begin with. I mean a lot of it is really celebrating white people taking credit and reaping benefits from blacks. Black inventors and pioneers and song writers and such (or who would have done great things but for lack of education or opportunity) get a “month” as a substitute for the success they should have had in the past.

Black history month is kind of a white celebration of black exploitation if you ask me.

It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.

Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?

[quote]dday wrote:

Raise a glass of purple drank for the king![/quote]

Shouldn’t watermelon flavor kool-aid be the preferred drink of blacks? It only makes sense.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.

Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]

How the hell should we know? We all fucks white wimmenz.

EDIT: I’ll ask my buddy. He’s Puerto Rican. He used to get all the black women back before he got married.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]dday wrote:

Raise a glass of purple drank for the king![/quote]

Shouldn’t watermelon flavor kool-aid be the preferred drink of blacks? It only makes sense.[/quote]

Goddanmit! It’s red motherfucker! RED!

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.

Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]

There are no black people in Montana

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.

Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]

There are no black people in Montana[/quote]

Maine had 1 black person, but Big Boss moved to Texas.

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.

Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]

There are no black people in Montana[/quote]

Yeah there is. They’re both right here on base, and they rarely leave after sunset.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]

You’re welcome.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
It’s decided then. I’m going to go out and try to sleep with a black woman, in celebration of you guys. I’ll make her call me Prof, Mo, or Rock.

Help me out here guys. Last time I tried this I was told that I “Have no game” and “have a flat white boy ass.” How can I over come this in my quest to bed a nubian lady?[/quote]

There are no black people in Montana[/quote]

Yeah there is. They’re both right here on base, and they rarely leave after sunset.[/quote]

According to wiki the city in MT with the largest black population is Great Falls - with .95% of their population being african american.