Oh and I almost forgot…LONG LIVE THE WAYANS BROTHERS for showing us black people can be funny AND A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO TYLER PERRY for always warning us white folks when we won’t understand the jokes in a movie by putting his name in the title of everything he makes.
I’m going to give as much money as I am legally able to whomever the republican nominee is so that I can put one more black person in the unemployment line.
Imagine how the possibility of her having a dick bigger than my own makes me feel?
That works on all kinds of confusing levels…[/quote]
See, now I need comparison pix. I’m sure IH wouldn’t mind you and DN sending me your dick pix, both hard and soft, to compare said disputed lengths.
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I see you have a novel way to celebrate Black History Month…
I’m gonna gradually work my way up to ‘brotha’ over the next week, or so.
I will then work on calling a black girl ‘sista’ and top off this glorious month by awkwardly using “you people” in the context of something other than race.
I’ll probably date a black guy at some point, too… you know, to rebel against society and my parents and what not. It won’t be serious and certainly won’t go anywhere (I mean, I DO want to join a country club at some point), I just want something to make my girlfriends secretly jealous as we gab over fluorescent, mildly alcoholic drinks. I’ll eventually settle down with a sexually bland, socially passive white guy who will give me 2.5 and never leave me even though he is secretly insecure about what crazy shit I must have done when I went to the ‘other side’.
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I’m going to give as much money as I am legally able to whomever the republican nominee is so that I can put one more black person in the unemployment line.