Yay, it's Black History Month!

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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
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One good post in a sea of bullshit.[/quote]

The history of mankind, if you can discern the wheat from the chaff, who are you to complain?[/quote]

A regular man with the right to complain.[/quote]

No wai!

That alone makes you a a discerning gentleman.

You could not possibly complain, you merely make observations.

Forgive me if this has been posted already but I don’t have the time to sift through 26 pages of black propaganda.

Oh and I almost forgot…LONG LIVE THE WAYANS BROTHERS for showing us black people can be funny AND A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO TYLER PERRY for always warning us white folks when we won’t understand the jokes in a movie by putting his name in the title of everything he makes.

[quote]Pweedith wrote:
Oh and I almost forgot…LONG LIVE THE WAYANS BROTHERS for showing us black people can be funny [/quote]

by Wayans brothers you mean Red Foxx, Dick Gregory and Richard Pryor right?

I’m going to give as much money as I am legally able to whomever the republican nominee is so that I can put one more black person in the unemployment line.

(No really)

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
DN. you look fantastic.

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Thanks IH.

Unfortunately I’m not the chick in the avi.

I’ve got a pair of balls and a big black cock.

And fake boobs.
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I’m so confused.[/quote]

YOU are confused?

Imagine how the possibility of her having a dick bigger than my own makes me feel?

That works on all kinds of confusing levels…[/quote]

See, now I need comparison pix. I’m sure IH wouldn’t mind you and DN sending me your dick pix, both hard and soft, to compare said disputed lengths.
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I see you have a novel way to celebrate Black History Month…

Let’s see what happens.[/quote]

Prolly nothing. People are afraid of the tiger…

I said, “Thanks, bro” to a black guy yesterday.

I’m gonna gradually work my way up to ‘brotha’ over the next week, or so.

I will then work on calling a black girl ‘sista’ and top off this glorious month by awkwardly using “you people” in the context of something other than race.

I’ll probably date a black guy at some point, too… you know, to rebel against society and my parents and what not. It won’t be serious and certainly won’t go anywhere (I mean, I DO want to join a country club at some point), I just want something to make my girlfriends secretly jealous as we gab over fluorescent, mildly alcoholic drinks. I’ll eventually settle down with a sexually bland, socially passive white guy who will give me 2.5 and never leave me even though he is secretly insecure about what crazy shit I must have done when I went to the ‘other side’.

thoughts?

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thoughts?[/quote]

Did I turn of the garage lights when I left this morning?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

thoughts?[/quote]

Did I turn of the garage lights when I left this morning?[/quote]

Doesn’t matter. A black guy broke into your house and stole it, along with all your other shit, soon after you left.

Introduced my family to grits.

^ butter and salt

Or do you like yours sweet?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ butter and salt

Or do you like yours sweet?[/quote]

No sugar in grits. That’s what Cream of Wheat is for.

Grits, eggs, sausage, cheese, and ketchup.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ butter and salt

Or do you like yours sweet?[/quote]

No sugar in grits. That’s what Cream of Wheat is for.

Grits, eggs, sausage, cheese, and ketchup. [/quote]

Damn straight.

I knew you were good people.

Gonna ware my pants down around my arse.

Gonne wanna walk with a limb.

Gonna go to lectures high.

Gonna have really good genetics for sprinting and lifting. and jumping.

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Gonne wanna walk with a limb.

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Hopefully two.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Swolegasm wrote:

Gonne wanna walk with a limb.

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Hopefully two.
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I could change it but i won’t. However you still understood what i meant to say :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]ZEB wrote:
I’m going to give as much money as I am legally able to whomever the republican nominee is so that I can put one more black person in the unemployment line.

(No really)[/quote]

Oh be nice!

This month I am going black, as in leaving Facebook for Blackbook

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Ahhh

Maschy got some black dick last night and this moanin.

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They were all perfect gentlemen :)[/quote]

A threesome with brothas, eh?.. mmm…[/quote]

Masch said ALL not BOTH. So a 4some at the minimum …

Gonna renew my subscription to: