Running reductions, oxtails half off dawg!
I will learn the dougie.
This is pretty great - a recently discovered letter from a freed slave to his former master
I’ll summarize it for those who aren’t fans of reading paragraphs and such:
MASTER: “Hey buddy, I enslaved you for 32 years and now you’re free, but come back and I will pay you”
FORMER SLAVE: “Lick my balls, friend. Actually, back-pay my ass for 32 years, and then lick my balls, guy!”
MASTER: “I’m not your guy, buddy!”
FORMER SLAVE: “I’m not your buddy, friend!”
And so on…
For black history month, I’m voting Republican. And peanut butter is a recipe, not an invention.
CS
[quote]CSEagles1694 wrote:
For black history month, I’m voting Republican. And peanut butter is a recipe, not an invention.
CS[/quote]
LOl at trying to make a “statement” yet not.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]CSEagles1694 wrote:
For black history month, I’m voting Republican. And peanut butter is a recipe, not an invention.
CS[/quote]
LOl at trying to make a “statement” yet not.[/quote]
Are you in for teh lulz?
CS
[quote]CSEagles1694 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]CSEagles1694 wrote:
For black history month, I’m voting Republican. And peanut butter is a recipe, not an invention.
CS[/quote]
LOl at trying to make a “statement” yet not.[/quote]
Are you in for teh lulz?
CS[/quote]
LOL at not reading the thread and/or not getting it…and trying to make a statement…yet not.
I will have my students read “White in all the wrong places” an article about racism in the Northeast. Especially good since I teach in that region.
Plus, articles about the Civil Rights movement.
But I have my students read these every semester.
So I guess I have nothing planned.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Ahhh
Maschy got some black dick last night and this moanin.
[/quote]
They were all perfect gentlemen 
I will drink 40s and wear FUBU every Saturday night this month.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
This is pretty great - a recently discovered letter from a freed slave to his former master
I’ll summarize it for those who aren’t fans of reading paragraphs and such:
MASTER: “Hey buddy, I enslaved you for 32 years and now you’re free, but come back and I will pay you”
FORMER SLAVE: “Lick my balls, friend. Actually, back-pay my ass for 32 years, and then lick my balls, guy!”
MASTER: “I’m not your guy, buddy!”
FORMER SLAVE: “I’m not your buddy, friend!”
And so on…[/quote]
The most polite FU i’ve ever seen lol.
I’ll be listening to Coltrane, Gil Scott Heron, Earth Wind and Fire, Bad Brains, and Lenny Kravitz all month!
Oh, wait… I do that almost daily anyway.
Thanks so much for this thread. I feel like I almost understand black folks after reading all this.
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Ahhh
Maschy got some black dick last night and this moanin.
[/quote]
They were all perfect gentlemen :)[/quote]
A threesome with brothas, eh?.. mmm…
I’m going to be taking some petrol and beers down to the local Aboriginal centre
What do people living in the states think of this whole concept?I really don’t know anything about it as there’s nothing of the sort on this side of the water.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
What are YOU doing for the Black person near you this month?
I’ll check this thread again after I make a PEANUT BUTTER sandwich.[/quote]
I don’t think that we have any black people in my hood, but I am willing to learn to speak Jive and I do know of a Soul food place (located in the shady part of town of course).
Edit: Oh, and I made a Shrimp Chicken Creole for dinner tonight. Is that black?
I’m going to listen to the Bad Brains self titled album tomorrow
Well I spot the black guys at my gym, does that count?
On another note, I am the only white guy there.
That has gotta count for something…
I used lotion today.
Tomorrow I’m going to all the convenience stores in the area, stealing their women’s hair, and leaving it in a box outside of Popeye’s.
Then I’m buying a bunch of Forties and handing them out at the local shelter.
Also, I will not be wearing a belt this month, and will endeavor to always have a piece of lint stuck in my hair.
Oh, and a gold tooth for my doorman.