[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
A White man just gave me a dime.[/quote]
Don’t smoke it all at once.[/quote]
This just made me pee a little. Great thread.
[quote]kothreat wrote:
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This has made my day.
Harry Potter tokens:
Someone’s trying too hard.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
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This has made my day.[/quote]
I would have to agree that Santa Claus is black. If you look at the history of Santa Claus, Santa Claus was a inflated story about Saint Nicklaus (Santa is where we get our Saint, and Claus for Nicklaus). He is most famous to the world as the man that gave poor children gifts around Jesus birthday out of the Church’s coffers (who is famous for giving poor children gifts from their own pockets, black gangsters), but Saint Nick is most famous to me for ripping the paper out of another Bishops hands, punching him in the mouth and calling him blasphemous for lying about Jesus. And we all know black people love Jesus. Then after being thrown in prison St. Mary gave him his clerics back and devoted himself to her. And we all know black people love their mamas. Then Constantine let him out of prison after he heard about St. Nick and his clerics…wait never mind, you know no black people get out of prison early. 
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]kothreat wrote:
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This has made my day.[/quote]
I would have to agree that Santa Claus is black. If you look at the history of Santa Claus, Santa Claus was a inflated story about Saint Nicklaus (Santa is where we get our Saint, and Claus for Nicklaus). He is most famous to the world as the man that gave poor children gifts around Jesus birthday out of the Church’s coffers (who is famous for giving poor children gifts from their own pockets, black gangsters), but Saint Nick is most famous to me for ripping the paper out of another Bishops hands, punching him in the mouth and calling him blasphemous for lying about Jesus. And we all know black people love Jesus. Then after being thrown in prison St. Mary gave him his clerics back and devoted himself to her. And we all know black people love their mamas. Then Constantine let him out of prison after he heard about St. Nick and his clerics…wait never mind, you know no black people get out of prison early. ;)[/quote]
Everybody knows that Black Santa is from the South Pole.
More details about the blackness of St. Nick, he punched the man that started Arianism during the Council of Nicene.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
More details about the blackness of St. Nick, he punched the man that started Arianism during the Council of Nicene.[/quote]
I believe you’re referring to Black Pete, he was one bad mother.
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
More details about the blackness of St. Nick, he punched the man that started Arianism during the Council of Nicene.[/quote]
I believe you’re referring to Black Pete, he was one bad mother.
http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2008/12/story-of-black-peter.html[/quote]
No, I’m pretty sure that is St. Nick
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Harry Potter tokens:
http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2/harryp/[/quote]
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Speaking of black sports casters, I sat across from Michael Wilbon (ESPN P.T.I) on a flight yesterday.
Just found out who sang this gem…
How on earth Chris Brown beat this woman is beyond me… And I mean Deuces isn’t that good of a track, even as far as radio bullshit goes.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Harry Potter tokens:
http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2/harryp/[/quote]
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What I find funny are the sitcoms that take place in NYC. You watch them and get the impression there are almost no black people in New York.
Watch Friends or How I Met Your Mother.
I bought a black Jesus portrait.
It’s the one where He’s laughing. And black. This always seemed like the most natural Jesus to me.
Doesn’t matter that he was black though. He’s still Jesus.
Kinda like ‘Red Son,’ where Superman landed in communist Russia? Didn’t matter, 'cause he was still Superman.
I’m rambling. My bad.
This has just been a CRAZY Black History Month!
So, on the eve of the end of the month, what have we learned?
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
This has just been a CRAZY Black History Month!
So, on the eve of the end of the month, what have we learned?[/quote]
- Blacks scare whitey.
- Blacks LIKE the idea of scaring whitey.
- Blacks all want our women.
- Blacks INVENTED rock & roll, so they’re entitled to listening to heavy metal.
- Blacks have no idea what juice is.
- There are 20,000 blacks in Halifax.
That’s all I learned.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
This has just been a CRAZY Black History Month!
So, on the eve of the end of the month, what have we learned?[/quote]
It’s true.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
This has just been a CRAZY Black History Month!
So, on the eve of the end of the month, what have we learned?[/quote]
It’s true.[/quote]
HA, You mean its Twoo its really Twoo.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
This has just been a CRAZY Black History Month!
So, on the eve of the end of the month, what have we learned?[/quote]
It’s true.[/quote]
HA, You mean its Twoo its really Twoo.[/quote]
LOL!