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White men killed the blues.

-George Carlin

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[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
George Carlin[/quote]

First white guy to pretend he was black.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Can one of you blackies teach me to dance like this?

Or is this just a natural reaction to a paternity test that comes back negative?

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Blackies?
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Yeah it’s like the term whitey’s except for black people.

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[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
White men killed the blues.

-George Carlin[/quote]

I killed George Carlin

-God

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I’m going to introduce my black brethren to juice.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Can one of you blackies teach me to dance like this?

Or is this just a natural reaction to a paternity test that comes back negative?

[/quote]

Blackies?
[/quote]

Yeah it’s like the term whitey’s except for black people.[/quote]

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[quote]Evolv wrote:
I’m going to introduce my black brethren to juice.

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Fucking HI-larious!

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Surprised I haven’t seen this posted, yet. Best Boondocks segment ever, IMO.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
George Carlin[/quote]

First white guy to pretend he was black.[/quote]

I thought that was Elvis?

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[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
George Carlin[/quote]

First white guy to pretend he was black.[/quote]

I thought that was Elvis?[/quote]

Al Jolson, actually…

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[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
George Carlin[/quote]

First white guy to pretend he was black.[/quote]

I thought that was Elvis?[/quote]

Al Jolson, actually…[/quote]

In a related note…

When I was a toddler, my grandmother wanted me to call her “Granny” instead of the customary “Grandmom”. However, I couldn’t form the word properly, and it ended up coming out “Mammy”.

Well, that endearment stuck, and I lovingly called her that until I was 30 (when she died). I’m certain that growing up in the 60’s and calling her Mammy in public drew a lot of double-takes from the old folks who remembered Jolson and his song.

lol

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Can one of you blackies teach me to dance like this?

Or is this just a natural reaction to a paternity test that comes back negative?

[/quote]

Blackies?
[/quote]

Yeah it’s like the term whitey’s except for black people.[/quote]

You could always tell when the girl was lying about the guy being the daddy, the more she ranted and raved about he was the only one, the less likely he was at being the daddy. When she got to 500%, it was confirmed he wasn’t the daddy before Maury said a word.

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[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
George Carlin[/quote]

First white guy to pretend he was black.[/quote]

I thought that was Elvis?[/quote]

No, he was just a Southerner and happened to like deep fried peanut butter and bananas and wasn’t affected by what Professor X refers to as Lack’O’Ass.

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A good thread has turned into some ole bullshit. I’ll try to fix it.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
A good thread has turned into some ole bullshit. I’ll try to fix it.[/quote]

Good luck.

Water seeks its own level.

lol

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whats blacker than McDonalds?

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[quote]binky wrote:
whats blacker than McDonalds?[/quote]

I would say her left nipple is darker.

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[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
Surprised I haven’t seen this posted, yet. Best Boondocks segment ever, IMO.

That made me both laugh and feel sad all at the same time.

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Ring that bell, shout for joy…