Xmas Present Ideas for the Mrs?

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im struggling this year for idea’s. We have been married for 4 and a half years and she pretty much has everything. She can buy clothes and accessories anytime she wants. She has a tonne of perfume (i was gonna buy her some new ones this year but she just bought a load for herself last week!)
I have exhausted jewellery options. Although i know a woman who has everything will always want diamonds but there is no space for anything new.

She doesnt really have any hobbies, doesnt want books, likes films but doesnt want dvd’s as she already has alot she hasnt watched and gets them cheap herself.
I dont want to just give her money as she takes that as an insult (thinking i havent tried) and then just spends it on the kids.

I bought her a hair salon voucher 1 year, she didnt use it for a year then split it with our daughter.

Spa’s are out, i already tested the water with that one and she wont go.

Im sure i will get some stupid replies, but will welcome the serious and funny ones.

Any ideas??

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Theatre tix and ritzy dining for a night out for you both?

Short holiday to a warm location?

Commission an artist to do a fine oil portrait of your daughter?

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Dick in her mouth?

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Batman mug!!!

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Anal beads

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Theatre tix and ritzy dining for a night out for you both?

Short holiday to a warm location?

Commission an artist to do a fine oil portrait of your daughter?

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1st, great idea but i need something for her to open and we try to do this atleast once every 2 months anyway

2nd, currently trying to plan this for May when her birthday is, just paid for us to go away in December so wont be able to afford all.

3rd, did this last year, but our daughter IS the artist and she did a portrait of the whole family for her

thanks though

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Simple

No space for diamonds? Sounds like some big ass diamonds.

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haha, was waiting for the smart guys to pop up.

funny suggestions, wont go into why im not getting these lol

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Anal beads[/quote]

Diamond ones, especially.

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Butt implants

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look for experiences rather than things.

cooking classes for the two of you

sushi classes

concert or theater tickets

any kind of tours or daytrips she might be interested in

adult art classes

acting classes

tango/salsa classes

yoga/pilates voucher

ceramics class

skydiving

scuba certification

horseback trail ride

wine tasting event with a couple of her friends

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Anal beads[/quote]

Diamond ones, especially.

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Like a boss

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Shock her. Make things spicier this year:

New pair of 6’ heels with the tips encrusted with diamonds;

‘‘The Diary of Madame Ninjaa’’, not that ‘‘50 Shades of Grey’’ shit, that has nothing on BDSM;

Chains encrusted with diamonds;

Catwoman costume,

Diamond anal beads (already suggested)

8-9’ dildo encrusted with smooth diamonds beads (she’ll love the feel, trust me)

A pair of handcuffs, encrusted with diamonds;

A shag bell;

Whip (diamonds encrusted handle — you can also use it, just to see how it feels…)

Wax, a lot of wax;

Scented oil, a lot of oil, with a hint of black diamond to make her skin shimmery;

Barry White or Jimmi Hendrix;

A taser gun; (scrap that… you’re in England…)

And you dressed as Bane with a big hard-on.

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Gift card, and a dildo. That way if she doesn’t like the gift card she can go f*ck herself.

On a serious note get her a spa day. Good ones are generally fairly expensive and usual earn you some kudos when she gets home.

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Do one of those ghey ass treasure/scavenger hunt things where you write down like 5 clues to take her to different places…first one is where you had first date, second one is first kiss, third is first house you lived in together, etc…then you’re at the last one with the gift…or something like that…one of the stops could be the hospital where your daughter was born…hope this makes sense…

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OHOHOH!!!

At HMV I saw this Spock head cookie jar…

GET THAT!!

Home make her favorite cookies and put them in the spock head !!

Seriously, if a guy ever did that for me, sigh…

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
look for experiences rather than things.

cooking classes for the two of you

sushi classes

concert or theater tickets

any kind of tours or daytrips she might be interested in

adult art classes

acting classes

tango/salsa classes

yoga/pilates voucher

ceramics class

skydiving

scuba certification

horseback trail ride

wine tasting event with a couple of her friends

[/quote]

i might try the concert tickets but she’s not really into anyone in particular. The other suggestions are ok but i dont think she would like any classes, she is sorta anti-social, in a good way ofourse lol but cheers

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Shock her. Make things spicier this year:

New pair of 6’ heels with the tips encrusted with diamonds;

‘‘The Diary of Madame Ninjaa’’, not that ‘‘50 Shades of Grey’’ shit, that has nothing on BDSM;

Chains encrusted with diamonds;

Catwoman costume,

Diamond anal beads (already suggested)

8-9’ dildo encrusted with smooth diamonds beads (she’ll love the feel, trust me)

A pair of handcuffs, encrusted with diamonds;

A shag bell;

Whip (diamonds encrusted handle — you can also use it, just to see how it feels…)

Wax, a lot of wax;

Scented oil, a lot of oil, with a hint of black diamond to make her skin shimmery;

Barry White or Jimmi Hendrix;

A taser gun; (scrap that… you’re in England…)

And you dressed as Bane with a big hard-on.[/quote]

haha, i dont know if she would love it or hate it.

Christmas sounds like fun round yours lol

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smoe good ideas and some well, ermm… not so great ones. Keep 'em coming

oh and spock head cookie jar, lol wouldnt match the kitchen

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She Say and I gave up on exchanging gifts after our 4th year of marriage…