[quote]Game_over wrote:
i’m not really diggin the harshness on the lifted trucks lol maybe im just a hick but every truck ive owned has been lifted and have ran many truck pulls, even went so far as to put 49" tires on one. so ill agree with the rest of it but if my truck makes me a “bro” then so be it [/quote]
Just a lifted truck by itself is definitely not “bro” - being a douchebag bro is more than just a truck, its a package of douchebagery. Hell the attitude and clothing choices are really how they stand out to me the most…I can point out bros easily when they are no where near their truck.
[quote]josh86 wrote:
Game_over wrote:
i’m not really diggin the harshness on the lifted trucks lol maybe im just a hick but every truck ive owned has been lifted and have ran many truck pulls, even went so far as to put 49" tires on one. so ill agree with the rest of it but if my truck makes me a “bro” then so be it
Just a lifted truck by itself is definitely not “bro” - being a douchebag bro is more than just a truck, its a package of douchebagery. Hell the attitude and clothing choices are really how they stand out to me the most…I can point out bros easily when they are no where near their truck.[/quote]
It’s not the fact they drive lifted trucks, but trucks lifted way higher in the front with a bunch of bro brand stickers all over it.
Ok, I go to the university of Miami. I believe that the highest concentration of bro’s in the country is located right here. What the definition resembles hear.
A backwards upside down visor cap, follow by one of the following - affliction, tapout, abercrombie, hollister, cut off or regular t-shirt, baggy basketball pants, socks and sandals. Oh almost forgot sunglasses and a skateboard. Its inescapable.
This this transitions nicely into my locker room story about the dude who was all of the above except his visor cap was “fatigued”. I walk by him and he’s talking to his friend - this is all I get out of the conversation, " ya, you know it just standard NO-2, creatine, carb drink.
Ya’ know, the usssssge (pronounced you-ja). It totally feel the swell." It’s all I can do to not burst out laughing. Instead I hang my head. I’m fucking transferring.
Edit: I think heard whisper of jager when I was eavesdropping on their plans for the night. Fuckin’ Skank (I hate myself for saying that).
[quote]3rdegreebyrne wrote:
Ok, I go to the university of Miami. I believe that the highest concentration of bro’s in the country is located right here. What the definition resembles hear.
A backwards upside down visor cap, follow by one of the following - affliction, tapout, abercrombie, hollister, cut off or regular t-shirt, baggy basketball pants, socks and sandals. Oh almost forgot sunglasses and a skateboard. Its inescapable.
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I think the definition of an east coast bro is different than a west coast bro. What you are describing is just about anybody from san diego. Considering there is a beach here and warm weather everybody wears sunglasses and is skateboarding. Although nobody over here wears visors and socks with sandals.
[quote]streamline wrote:
Bro, Cuz, Dude, Dog, Man, Buddy, Pal
Bitch, Skank, Hoe, Slut, Douche
Exactly why does this shit matter![/quote]
Listen bro, cuz…this dude is a dog man…he ain’t right buddy, not much of a pal… I mean this bitch is really a skankhoe slut and thinks everyone’s a douche that says bro…and it matters bro, it matters.
[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
Ahh, the good ol’ bro, very prevalent here in east county san diego.
Most of them are all douchebags.
There is a good descrpition of them here. Account Suspended
I love the exert at the end of the article… “They are basically the equivalent of an urban redneck. Often bros are viewed to harbor racist attitudes, which is somewhat ironic, since many listen to rap music. Most recently, the bro population in many Southern California suburbs have been slowly decreasing, due to the subprime mortgage crisis resulting in inability to pay house payments. This is often blamed, rightly or not, to bros’ perceived attitude for living in the moment rather than planning for the future, characterized by uninhibited spending on trucks, tattoos, dirtbikes, boats, and a number of other “toys” that they thought they could afford but couldn’t, as opposed to investing their money in more prudent and lasting things like a college education. As gas prices rose in the late 2000s, more and more bro trucks were sold or parted out due to inability to afford their rising gasoline expenses.”[/quote]
WTF? When I lived in California the fuckheads were lowering their trucks. Why would lifting a truck be bad? You need more lift to get over big stuff.
Why are they flashing gang signs? Do they not realize they are white and live in tract homes?
I lived in Hemet, CA, probably full of these flatbillers now.
How things change in 18 years…
I was a stoner and a skater when going to school. I had no money so my pants were torn and I wore flannel shirts, I was fuckin grunge before there was grunge and we used the term bro and brutha and brah. We never called the girls Hos or bitches, unless they were.
No actually if you refferred to me as Wideguy and emphasized the tone I would say you’re gay…and I then I would tell you there’s no fucking way I am calling you pushharder bc that would be totally gay.
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
No actually if you refferred to me as Wideguy and emphasized the tone I would say you’re gay…and I then I would tell you there’s no fucking way I am calling you pushharder bc that would be totally gay.[/quote]