[quote]Vegita wrote:
I would seriously probably be dead if I ended up in some of those situations. Holy shit no wonder I generally stay away from doing anything exciting, or even anything that could lead me to do something exciting.
V[/quote]
so your excuse for being a dry old man is fear of getting beat up?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I would seriously probably be dead if I ended up in some of those situations. Holy shit no wonder I generally stay away from doing anything exciting, or even anything that could lead me to do something exciting.
V[/quote]
so your excuse for being a dry old man is fear of getting beat up?[/quote]
I think you misunderstood me. I fear biting off more than I can chew and getting killed or going to jail because I killed some dude trying to shake me down. Getting in situations where it’s fight or flight is not my idea of a good time. On the outside I am a very calm rational human being, probably moreso than most people. But if my trigger is tripped, if the switch flips, it’s not going to be pretty. I’m also not going to sit here and say I will go crazy and fuck everyone up. I completely understand that there is probably a good chance that I’m the one who ends up getting the short end of the stick. Which is half the problem. If I fuck someone up, I might lose by going to jail, if I get fucked up I might lose by getting killed or at least seriously injured. I don’t see a lot of upside, which is why avoidance is the best option.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I would seriously probably be dead if I ended up in some of those situations. Holy shit no wonder I generally stay away from doing anything exciting, or even anything that could lead me to do something exciting.
V[/quote]
so your excuse for being a dry old man is fear of getting beat up?[/quote]
I think you misunderstood me. I fear biting off more than I can chew and getting killed or going to jail because I killed some dude trying to shake me down. Getting in situations where it’s fight or flight is not my idea of a good time. On the outside I am a very calm rational human being, probably moreso than most people. But if my trigger is tripped, if the switch flips, it’s not going to be pretty. I’m also not going to sit here and say I will go crazy and fuck everyone up. I completely understand that there is probably a good chance that I’m the one who ends up getting the short end of the stick. Which is half the problem. If I fuck someone up, I might lose by going to jail, if I get fucked up I might lose by getting killed or at least seriously injured. I don’t see a lot of upside, which is why avoidance is the best option.
V[/quote]
ah gotcha, i agree!
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
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Everyone else was telling their stories, why do I get shit for telling mine!?! =([/quote]
cause it amuses me :D[/quote]
I liked it. Didn’t happen to me when I was in Europe but I felt like I almost got into that situation a few times.[/quote]
Thanks Natedawg, good to know SOMEBODY has my back, either that or you just wanna hook up with my model friend when you get to cali??? lol[/quote]
That’s ok. I shot you down in that other thread not even 1 minute ago.
It really did feel like I almost got into that situation a bunch of times- especially in Frankfort when we just wanted to see some strippers but kept getting lured into scary places. I did meet a hot stripper/prostitute and hung out with her though for a while. She ended up dry humping me on stage and almost choking me out with her tits up there too. But I didn’t want to pay ~600Euro to “have her for the whole night.” She smelled so great though- I was considering it!
And yes, I would like to hook up with your model friend.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I would seriously probably be dead if I ended up in some of those situations. Holy shit no wonder I generally stay away from doing anything exciting, or even anything that could lead me to do something exciting.
V[/quote]
so your excuse for being a dry old man is fear of getting beat up?[/quote]
I think you misunderstood me. I fear biting off more than I can chew and getting killed or going to jail because I killed some dude trying to shake me down. Getting in situations where it’s fight or flight is not my idea of a good time. On the outside I am a very calm rational human being, probably moreso than most people. But if my trigger is tripped, if the switch flips, it’s not going to be pretty. I’m also not going to sit here and say I will go crazy and fuck everyone up. I completely understand that there is probably a good chance that I’m the one who ends up getting the short end of the stick. Which is half the problem. If I fuck someone up, I might lose by going to jail, if I get fucked up I might lose by getting killed or at least seriously injured. I don’t see a lot of upside, which is why avoidance is the best option.
V[/quote]
I would agree, because I am very calm and cool person, but when tested or backed up against a wall I will fight til the death and have done some pretty crazy shit in my day when pushed even slightly.
However one thing to keep in mind is when you are in a situation where you are facing a very real threat and the chances of you “fucking everyone up” is slim to none, your instincts and will to survive will 99% of the time over power your “normal reaction” of letting your switch flip. Your mind will only allow itself to lose control in certain circumstances.
It’s hard to imagine that you would let certain things slide, but when faced with real danger, even the most hot tempered individuals USUALLY make the smart decision and walk away.
I was in a situation once where I completely lost my temper, I went fkn ape shit (I no longer was thinking rationally) pulled a knife on somebody and rushed over to them with every intention of ending their life. I got about 4 feet from them when they pulled a strap on me and pointed it right at my head. Despite the fact that I wasn’t thinking rationally and I had literally been pushed to the point that I snapped and was ready to kill someone, the second the gun was pointed at my head I froze like a deer in headlights. Now if you were to ask me hypothetically if I was in the situation that I was in and someone pulled a gun on me, I probably would have said, “I don’t care if they have a gun, if someone did that I would go nuts and do everything in my power to end their life”. But when put in the actual situation, the outcome was very different.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
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Everyone else was telling their stories, why do I get shit for telling mine!?! =([/quote]
cause it amuses me :D[/quote]
I liked it. Didn’t happen to me when I was in Europe but I felt like I almost got into that situation a few times.[/quote]
Thanks Natedawg, good to know SOMEBODY has my back, either that or you just wanna hook up with my model friend when you get to cali??? lol[/quote]
That’s ok. I shot you down in that other thread not even 1 minute ago.
It really did feel like I almost got into that situation a bunch of times- especially in Frankfort when we just wanted to see some strippers but kept getting lured into scary places. I did meet a hot stripper/prostitute and hung out with her though for a while. She ended up dry humping me on stage and almost choking me out with her tits up there too. But I didn’t want to pay ~600Euro to “have her for the whole night.” She smelled so great though- I was considering it!
And yes, I would like to hook up with your model friend.[/quote]
Too late, now that you insulted me in another thread with a joke I totally didn’t understand you are banned from the list of possible suiters for the young lady.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
My first week in England, me and 2 buddies of mine went down town, went to a few pubs and decided to get away from the touristy areas and visit some of the smaller whole in the wall pubs.
We went to this little pub and passed this hot ass girl standing at a door asking us if we want a lap dance. My buddy started BEGGING us to go in, we eventually agreed and were led down like 3 flights of stairs into an open area full of guys (they appeared to work there, they were all watching tv and talking). Then she led us into this tiny room, where she sat us down and one by one girls started coming and she asked us which one we liked. They were all fkn busted and ugly, the only hot one was the one who was offering the other girls to us and apparently she was just the hostess.
Anyways we tell them we don’t want any of them and she looked a bit worried. She then said we had to take atleast one, when we declined she looked up at a camera in the corner of the room which none of us noticed. She then said we had to pay 500 pounds (around $700 at the time), when we asked her why, she stated for her company of sitting down and talking to us, she literally said “you guys think I’m just going to talk to you for free” lol.
When we refused to pay, 2 large men walked into the room blocking us from the door way one of them started yelling and saying we aren’t going fkn anywhere til we pay them.
It is at this moment that I was like WTF am i doing here?!?!!?
Long story short they ended up robbing my 2 buddies, I told them i didn’t have any cash and when I pulled out my wallet to show them, i smoothly pulled out all the bills and let them fall in my pocket and showed them my empty wallet.
So there we were 3 hispanic guys, 2 from los angeles and 1 from miami thinking we were hard shit, yet we were 3 floors underground trapped in a tiny room where we passed tons of men to get there who were demanding all the money we had. I felt like a little kid getting punk’d for his lunch money. One of my buddies started getting really pissed and kicking shit and getting loud. I whispered, “stay calm man, no way we can fight our way past all those guys in the next room and up the stairs.” It was at that moment that I think he realized how fkd we were and he had a real pani’d look on his face. lol it was priceless. Dude was 6’4" a lean 250lbs and his face went from rock hard to “oh shit” in 0.6 secs. haha
It was a great night, but I didn’t lose any money so I wasn’t nearly as upset as my buddies. We ended up running into some cops and told them what happened and they just kinda shrugged and said, ya that happends a lot, try to only go to legit strip joints. No shit! Thanks a lot officer![/quote]
That would scar me. Then again, I would likely not fall for that easily as I’ve seen that in movies.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I would seriously probably be dead if I ended up in some of those situations. Holy shit no wonder I generally stay away from doing anything exciting, or even anything that could lead me to do something exciting.
V[/quote]
so your excuse for being a dry old man is fear of getting beat up?[/quote]
I think you misunderstood me. I fear biting off more than I can chew and getting killed or going to jail because I killed some dude trying to shake me down. Getting in situations where it’s fight or flight is not my idea of a good time. On the outside I am a very calm rational human being, probably moreso than most people. But if my trigger is tripped, if the switch flips, it’s not going to be pretty. I’m also not going to sit here and say I will go crazy and fuck everyone up. I completely understand that there is probably a good chance that I’m the one who ends up getting the short end of the stick. Which is half the problem. If I fuck someone up, I might lose by going to jail, if I get fucked up I might lose by getting killed or at least seriously injured. I don’t see a lot of upside, which is why avoidance is the best option.
V[/quote]
I would agree, because I am very calm and cool person, but when tested or backed up against a wall I will fight til the death and have done some pretty crazy shit in my day when pushed even slightly.
However one thing to keep in mind is when you are in a situation where you are facing a very real threat and the chances of you “fucking everyone up” is slim to none, your instincts and will to survive will 99% of the time over power your “normal reaction” of letting your switch flip. Your mind will only allow itself to lose control in certain circumstances.
It’s hard to imagine that you would let certain things slide, but when faced with real danger, even the most hot tempered individuals USUALLY make the smart decision and walk away.
I was in a situation once where I completely lost my temper, I went fkn ape shit (I no longer was thinking rationally) pulled a knife on somebody and rushed over to them with every intention of ending their life. I got about 4 feet from them when they pulled a strap on me and pointed it right at my head. Despite the fact that I wasn’t thinking rationally and I had literally been pushed to the point that I snapped and was ready to kill someone, the second the gun was pointed at my head I froze like a deer in headlights. Now if you were to ask me hypothetically if I was in the situation that I was in and someone pulled a gun on me, I probably would have said, “I don’t care if they have a gun, if someone did that I would go nuts and do everything in my power to end their life”. But when put in the actual situation, the outcome was very different.
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You could be absolutely right, but enough people die in just those situations every day that for some people, they don’t freeze. So, I’m glad I have never had to find out.
V
I’ve had an Amway moment, a friend suckered me into thinking it was his sons b-day so I brought my boy along. The amway rep was trying to keep it together while my boy kept saying “look at the bus daddy”(there was a bus stop in front of my buddies house) and farting lolz.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[/quote]
Everyone else was telling their stories, why do I get shit for telling mine!?! =([/quote]
cause it amuses me :D[/quote]
I liked it. Didn’t happen to me when I was in Europe but I felt like I almost got into that situation a few times.[/quote]
Thanks Natedawg, good to know SOMEBODY has my back, either that or you just wanna hook up with my model friend when you get to cali??? lol[/quote]
That’s ok. I shot you down in that other thread not even 1 minute ago.
It really did feel like I almost got into that situation a bunch of times- especially in Frankfort when we just wanted to see some strippers but kept getting lured into scary places. I did meet a hot stripper/prostitute and hung out with her though for a while. She ended up dry humping me on stage and almost choking me out with her tits up there too. But I didn’t want to pay ~600Euro to “have her for the whole night.” She smelled so great though- I was considering it!
And yes, I would like to hook up with your model friend.[/quote]
Too late, now that you insulted me in another thread with a joke I totally didn’t understand you are banned from the list of possible suiters for the young lady.
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I had a long post written out but decided to go with:
I am going to eat you
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[/quote]
Everyone else was telling their stories, why do I get shit for telling mine!?! =([/quote]
cause it amuses me :D[/quote]
I liked it. Didn’t happen to me when I was in Europe but I felt like I almost got into that situation a few times.[/quote]
Thanks Natedawg, good to know SOMEBODY has my back, either that or you just wanna hook up with my model friend when you get to cali??? lol[/quote]
That’s ok. I shot you down in that other thread not even 1 minute ago.
It really did feel like I almost got into that situation a bunch of times- especially in Frankfort when we just wanted to see some strippers but kept getting lured into scary places. I did meet a hot stripper/prostitute and hung out with her though for a while. She ended up dry humping me on stage and almost choking me out with her tits up there too. But I didn’t want to pay ~600Euro to “have her for the whole night.” She smelled so great though- I was considering it!
And yes, I would like to hook up with your model friend.[/quote]
Too late, now that you insulted me in another thread with a joke I totally didn’t understand you are banned from the list of possible suiters for the young lady.
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You just raised the bar with those stories.
Where in England did this happen by the way?
Right outside London actually. We were living in Banbury and decided to leave the touristy part of London and go to the outside areas, which apparently is where they really like taking advantage of tourists.
I was at a loser party.
I made out with the only girl there and d
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was at a loser party.
I made out with the only girl there and dammit if she didn’t turn out to be a dude.[/quote]
Good thread.
I’ve had an absolute shitload of “WTF am I doing here?!” moments, but my visit to a Laotian opium den would probably top the list.
There is no great story here. It was a decrepit little hovel in the basement of a noodle restaurant. Lots of locals were sitting around…more accurately slouching and lying around, smoking opium out of pipes. I just pictured the headlines in my local paper should something have happened to me…“Promising young local PimpBot5000 found dead in Laotian opium den”.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was at a loser party.
I made out with the only girl there and dammit if she didn’t turn out to be a dude.[/quote]
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You little bastard!!! lol
I need to stop drunk posting.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Nothing beats my WTF moment.
I was about 15 years old, hanging around with my mates joking etc when my mother waved to me (she was a bit far away) to get back to the car because we were leaving the place. After about 15 minutes I saw in distance what it seemed like my grandpa’s car. I said goodbye to my mates, walked to said car and hopped in to the backseat. Thing is there was a chick and a young guy having sex just in front of me on the driver’s seat. They both stopped having sex. I remember the chick had her boobs out and stared at me while the guy just turned around and gave me a wierd stare.
I kinda panicked and in that awkward moment I kinda LOLed and was like ‘dude you look like my grandpa. Sorry.’ and just went out.
Good times.[/quote]
LOL. That’s so funny. Something similar happened to me, a few years ago I was ready to go somewhere with my dad and he told me he’d be waiting outside in the car. I go outside, go into a car that looks EXACTLY like my dads (it was dark and I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I thought the guy in the front was my dad), and get in the backseat. The guy didn’t notice, so he starts the car, he rolls down the window to yell bye to a friend in spanish, and I think, “wtf, my dad doesn’t speak spanish” so im like, “Uhhhhh…” he hears me, turns around and at the same time we both flinch backwards and let out blood curdling almost girl like screams. Then i was like, “oh shit! I got in the wrong car sorry!” His priceless face of terror abruptly changed as we both burst into laughter. We shook hands and I got out of the car.
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Haha, funny. I’ve gotten into the wrong car, too, but without anyone being inside, so no big deal. Along similar lines to these and the stories about being little kids and getting close to the wrong adult, a couple of years ago I was at a Barnes and Noble around Christmastime. I was looking at a book and when I put it down saw what I thought was my husband engrossed in something. So I moved closer and sort of leaned into his side and asked what he’d found. He turned to look at me and I looked up and ACK, not my husband. I don’t even know what I said as I unpasted myself from his side and scurried away. I’m still traumatized by it. I’ll be walking with my husband and get distracted for a moment, then turn back and grab his hand…but then suddenly get all freaked out thinking maybe I’ve grabbed the wrong guy again.
I’ll try to make it short. Was like 16-17 and at a carnival in Mexico. My dad got me the biggest horse he could find (think it just gotten broken in also), fucker was monstrous, one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. Dad is drunk as shit, him and a buddy throw me on this horse and hand me a beer.
Next thing you know I’m getting lead around this carnival by a midget (who also had a beer in hand) on his little horse. All while my stallion is going nuts and trying to kick all these other much smaller horses (seemed everyone and their mama brought their horses to the carnival),feared at any moment I was going to get thrown off this beast and crack my skull open… That was my “WTF Am I doing Here?” moment in Mexico lool…