Would You Rather...

Burn trees

Glass shards for me if they know what I did and got to have a 7some. Otherwise fuck them.

Eat a used condom

Burn 15 animals

Gangbanged in prison

Would you rather kill obama or arnold?

[quote]rasturai wrote:
Would you rather be able to capture Osama Bin Laden so he cannot help terrorize, or have ALL your friends and family you know die and be alone for all eternity?[/quote]

I don’t know, this is a pretty tough one…[/sarcasm]

I have two questions (I know, cheating…):

  1. Your wife and your mother are drowning. Which one do you save? (You can only save one.)

  2. Your child (son or daughter), your mother, and your wife are all drowning. You can either save your wife AND your mother OR you can save your child. Which one(s) do you save?

[quote]shoo wrote:
Burn trees

Glass shards for me if they know what I did and got to have a 7some. Otherwise fuck them.

Eat a used condom

Burn 15 animals

Gangbanged in prison

Would you rather kill obama or arnold?[/quote]
Arnold

Would you rather poke your dogs eyes out or punch your wife in the face 5 times as hard as you can.

Punch the wife 5 times .

I just couldn’t be held responsible for making a dog blind when it’s already color blind.

would you rather fight Fedor Emalianenko or Mike Tyson in his prime to the death?

Mike Tyson

Would you rather have an elite total in whatever weight class you want, or the physique of Arnold in his prime?

[quote]SquatDeep385 wrote:
Mike Tyson

Would you rather have an elite total in whatever weight class you want, or the physique of Arnold in his prime?[/quote]

Arnolds physique

Would you rather have arms like Ronnie Coleman or legs like Tom Platz?

[quote]conorh wrote:
stockzy wrote:
Best friend and his puppy :confused:

Would you rather let a girl strap on and boot your back doors in or do a porno where poo smearing is involved?

Well, I’m decent and my poo chute is clean, so I’m going to go with the former.

If I don’t like it, I don’t have to do it again.

Would you rather get your dick whacked with a hammer once, or have your IQ reduced to 85 permanently? [/quote]

reduced?

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
SquatDeep385 wrote:
Mike Tyson

Would you rather have an elite total in whatever weight class you want, or the physique of Arnold in his prime?

Arnolds physique

Would you rather have arms like Ronnie Coleman or legs like Tom Platz?[/quote]

platz cause if i had 20,000 inch biceps on my body id look pretty rediculous but legs cant ever really get un proportionally big.

im with tom platz too
this one was from before when i put too many on, my apologies for that again lol.
Would you rather drink your worst enemies piss while he watches and laughs OR eat/drink vomit and shit from 3 different family members?

I was afraid this thread was starting to get all touchy-feely, which would be a lot grosser than anything any of you guys has so far proposed. Glad to see that we still have some bodily fluids and incestual overtones keeping things real (although please continue to keep with the flow of things, rasturai!)!

Easy answer: Pee. I’ll have the last laugh as I feed him into an industrial shredder.

Would you rather have to eat a 1lb. bag of Roseanne Barr’s pubic hair or “make love” to Roseanne Barr?

Quick!

I thought you named a different roseanne, ya fucked me up with her last name I never knmew. Why couldn’t you have just said Roseanne? Anyways ya I would bang her while she was singing the national anthem over eating her pubes LOL

Got one for you.

Would you rather give oprah a rimjob after she had the mexican food squirts or deep throat Richard Simmons sweaty purple headed warrior?