easily lick the g.ma’s boob
would you rather walk around with a permanent erection, or permanent smile showing both rows of teeth?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
easily lick the g.ma’s boob
would you rather walk around with a permanent erection, or permanent smile showing both rows of teeth?[/quote]
First one. You can always do the “waistband tuck”.
Would you rather have the world’s biggest moobs, or the world’s worst acne?
Acne.
Would you rather drink a hundred large cockroaches blended in a blender, including licking clean the leftover residue, or star in the sequal to 2girls1cup?
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Acne.
Would you rather drink a hundred large cockroaches blended in a blender, including licking clean the leftover residue, or star in the sequal to 2girls1cup? [/quote]
Drink the cockroaches. Hey, at least it’s a good source of protein!
Also, it won’t be all over the internet for the world to see! If you starred in the 2girls1cup sequel, you’d have to do something equally disgusting…and become famous for it.
Would you rather get bukakke’d by ten gay men and have to swallow their cum which you would have to lick and slurp off your face, or be one of the ones jerking off over a dude’s head while your family & friends watched?
That’s a hard one…
not at all. easily the 2nd one.
would you rather experience an orgasm once a year,
or
perpetually experience an orgasm
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
not at all. easily the 2nd one.
would you rather experience an orgasm once a year,
or
perpetually experience an orgasm[/quote]
Agreed! In fact, I think my family would be pretty cool about it. I can see my Dad shrugging and saying “It beats the alternative.”
Would you rather 1guy1jar or bme pain olympics?
1 guy 1 jar. Looked easily survivable with no missing body parts afterwards.
God and the Devil make a wager on your soul. The Devil has your parents tied up and hands you a can of gasoline and a lighter. If you kill your parents God has agreed that WWII and all the killing, suffering, and mass exterminations in it will have never happened. Do you do it?
[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
1 guy 1 jar. Looked easily survivable with no missing body parts afterwards.
God and the Devil make a wager on your soul. The Devil has your parents tied up and hands you a can of gasoline and a lighter. If you kill your parents God has agreed that WWII and all the killing, suffering, and mass exterminations in it will have never happened. Do you do it?[/quote]
No, because I would immediately submit myself to psychiatric treatment for acute psychosis. Framed differently… probably.
Would you rather fuck a really, really fat, ugly, bucktoothed chick with eczema or a beautiful tranny with a magnificent penis?
[quote]conorh wrote:
Would you rather fuck a really, really fat, ugly, bucktoothed chick with eczema or a beautiful tranny with a magnificent penis?[/quote]
We all know that’s a trick question. Preferring to fuck the tranny would make you gay.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
not at all. easily the 2nd one.
would you rather experience an orgasm once a year,
or
perpetually experience an orgasm[/quote]
Definitely the latter:
Ugly chick.
Feet first into an industrial meat grinder or death by Jeffery Dahmer?
would you rather slide down a 100ft slide filled with razors sticking up…ORRRRR, cut your toes off, your tongue off, stab one eye out and then amputate both arms??
You have 1 brother and 1 sister. Would you rather kill one of your parents with a knife, and also knowing forever your siblings couldn’t forgive you/ever talk to you, or serve life in prison and leave a wife and kid behind?
[quote]rasturai wrote:
would you rather slide down a 100ft slide filled with razors sticking up…ORRRRR, cut your toes off, your tongue off, stab one eye out and then amputate both arms??[/quote]
Do we have to do everything ourselves? Jeez, this is getting complicated…
Would you rather drink your worst enemies piss while he watches and laughs OR eat/drink vomit and shit from 5 different family members?
Would you rather live with a migraine for the rest of your life, not being able to kill yourself, or punch a pregnant lady in the stomach as hard as you could?
lol okay Cortes:
Would you rather have your worst enemy capture you and cut your arms and legs off OR when you turn 25 go blind, and get a disease that forces you to have half arms, and no legs, and lose the ability to smell things?
would you rather have the 3 jessica’s (biel, alba, simpson) in bed with you for 3 months whenever you want and later in life (30’s) develop bipolar disease, split personality disorder and a host of others. Or be a happy gay man with lance from N’sync?
[quote]masonator wrote:
Would you rather get stabbed in the nutsack or bang an 80 year old woman?
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Isn’t this the same thing?