Is he cute?
Isnt there a scene in borat where the fat dude is jerking off to pamela anderson, and borat comes out, and they chace+fight nude?
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
so what if you caught a dude fuckin your wife? you gonna let him put his pants back on before you beat his ass or whatver you decide to do?
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Very possibly. Walk in with my weapon of choice. Very calmly say, “Put your pants on,” while eying my weapon. Ought to get his mind racing while he does it. The second those pants get around his waist. BOOM.
What if the dude was under the impression your girl was single though? 95% of the fault lies in the cheaters hands, not the cheated-wither…er
[quote]sen say wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
(yes Sen Say were still sitting in a tree)
Have you been looking for an opportunity to get my attention since that post ? You silly goose…just come out and tell me you wanna play Maria Bello (replete with cheerleader skirt) to my Viggo Mortensen.[/quote]
You must cease fantasizing on all accounts…immediately.
It wasn’t an invitation to be a full of yourself fucktard. Although I realize you can’t help it.
Viggo > you
[quote]StazNasty wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
so what if you caught a dude fuckin your wife? you gonna let him put his pants back on before you beat his ass or whatver you decide to do?
Very possibly. Walk in with my weapon of choice. Very calmly say, “Put your pants on,” while eying my weapon. Ought to get his mind racing while he does it. The second those pants get around his waist. BOOM.
What if the dude was under the impression your girl was single though? 95% of the fault lies in the cheaters hands, not the cheated-wither…er[/quote]
You are nuts. Take every advantage you can. I once hit a guy when he was taking his hoodie off to fight me… I figured, why not…
Not to mention, the guy probably doesn’t know, but you can’t hit her, so he falls in the category of “Collateral Damage”.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
StazNasty wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
so what if you caught a dude fuckin your wife? you gonna let him put his pants back on before you beat his ass or whatver you decide to do?
Very possibly. Walk in with my weapon of choice. Very calmly say, “Put your pants on,” while eying my weapon. Ought to get his mind racing while he does it. The second those pants get around his waist. BOOM.
What if the dude was under the impression your girl was single though? 95% of the fault lies in the cheaters hands, not the cheated-wither…er
You are nuts. Take every advantage you can. I once hit a guy when he was taking his hoodie off to fight me… I figured, why not…
Not to mention, the guy probably doesn’t know, but you can’t hit her, so he falls in the category of “Collateral Damage”. [/quote]
yes I would definitely play Twister with FightinIrish naked.
we get to choose who we tussle with right?
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Ahhhhhh-hahahahahaha!
And to answer the question, not if I were also naked. What if I kicked him in the junk and got herpes on my foot?
– ElbowStrike[/quote]
You mean your elbow, right?
[quote]Otep wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
What if I kicked him in the junk and got herpes on my foot?
– ElbowStrike
You mean your elbow, right?[/quote]
I suppose if it went to the ground that’s a possibility.
Elbow-herpes… yeck…
– ElbowStrike
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
You must cease fantasizing on all accounts…immediately.
It wasn’t an invitation to be a full of yourself fucktard. Although I realize you can’t help it.
Viggo > you
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Jesus…was this really necessary?
Full of myself?
Fucktard?
I can’t help it?
Viggo > me ? No way…I can’t believe any woman would find a famous, handsome, movie star greater than some annonymous guy on teh internet…how do dat happen?
However, I respect your wishes for me to cease fantasizing on all accounts…immediately. Please rest assured those fantasies I’ve been having 24 hours a day, 7 days a week will cease immediately. You are truly too much of a gem of womanhood for me to goof around with and I will humbly bow out of any further goofing around and allow you to go your own way.
Sincerely,
Sen Fucktard Say
I would totally kick the greased up deaf guy’s ass.