[quote]Makavali wrote:
WarLord wrote:
December 2nd of this year I got my Dick pierced. An Apadravya.
You let someone with a needle near your penis? My God you’re either extremely brave or a fool, good sir.[/quote]
Thats what they all tell me. I couldnt fuck for 2 months, but after… Unbelievable.
Ex’s of mine were fuckin comin outta the woodwork, calling me, asking to try it out. And, it has become my greatest conversation-starter, and pickup line.
[quote]WarLord wrote:
Makavali wrote:
WarLord wrote:
December 2nd of this year I got my Dick pierced. An Apadravya.
You let someone with a needle near your penis? My God you’re either extremely brave or a fool, good sir.
Thats what they all tell me. I couldnt fuck for 2 months, but after… Unbelievable.
Ex’s of mine were fuckin comin outta the woodwork, calling me, asking to try it out. And, it has become my greatest conversation-starter, and pickup line.
“So… I have my dick pierced.”
SO worth the pain.[/quote]
Everey girl I’ve dated over the last 3 years calls me to fuck [whether they’re in a relationship or not] all the time, and I didn’t have to get my dick pierced. I think you win the worst pain award, along with the “what the fuck were you thinking” award.
[quote]WarLord wrote:
Thats what they all tell me. I couldnt fuck for 2 months, but after… Unbelievable.
Ex’s of mine were fuckin comin outta the woodwork, calling me, asking to try it out. And, it has become my greatest conversation-starter, and pickup line.
As soon as i read the thread title I knew that Yo Momma would win this.
But here’s mine.
Getting coached for Oly lifting last december. coach is about to leave, wants to see one more good C&J. i had about 80kg on the bar, which is not much but it was really heavy for me at the time. I pull too eagerly, hips wrong, and the bar comes into me right before i can rack it on my shoulders, i fall back, which usually isn’t a big deal, but my left arm was perpendicular to the floor when i hit, so i “elbowed” myself, with a wrist hyperextension from 80kg dropping from free fall onto it. I thought for sure it was broken, the pain just kept coming and coming.
ran ice cold water on it, then did 6 sets of back squats feeling like i wanted to puke from teh pain. i wasn’t that smart. this was last dec. it still hurts and i cant overhead press or snatch or clean grip anything.
also when i was 6 i was born with my paritenial(sp) bands still intact. they are supposed to dissolve when you are born. but basically they were crushing my guts and i would get these gut aches like someone was twisting my guts with clenched fist. it hurt so bad i literally could not get out of the fetal position. i still get one every few years. its so bad i cant even move to a phone or anything. just curl up and wait it out
Bicycle Racing accident. Tore most of the skin off my right scapula. Paramedics said they could wash and bandage it but that was about it.
That night at home I needed to clean it. My roomate took a nylon brush and scrubbed the gravel and pavement that was left out of the wound. I had my teeth clenched on a tube sock and tears rolling from my eyes while blood just streamed down the drain.
My roomie said it was all he could do not to throw up.
You can still see the scar. It was as if someone had ripped an 8x11 piece of paper size piece of skin off my back. When it happened I did not feel a thing. Rode home which was about 20 miles away. Cleaning it was another story. Nothing has ever hurt that bad.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
I remember someone posting about this somewhere a few years ago. I assume it was you. That is all kinds of fucked up man, I feel for you.
Yeah, I post this one when these worst pain threads pop up. It’s odd how they appear every so often.
It’s a strange thing with near fatal injuries. I’ve asked a couple of other people I know who lived through some stuff that should have killed them what they thought when it happened. They all said the same thing. They didn’t think it was that bad, and that they would be o.k.
I’ve had a few near misses, and I agree. I think when you’re in the moment it’s hard to realize how bad it is, even with witnesses and medical attention to testify to the degree of seriousness.
Now, if you [we] had seen someone else go through the exact same thing that damn near did us in, you’d be telling your buddies about the horrific accident you’d just seen, and how lucky that dude is that he didn’t die.
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Before I almost drowned, I passed out underwater. Woke up on a stretcher. Had no idea how I got there and how lucky I was.
Riding down the middle of a street that had a a slight hill/incline on my BMX bike (10 years old). I flipped over the handle bars, skidded 6-10 feet on my face and shoulder and chest…the dentist had to SAND off the asphalt off of what was left on my two front teeth after they’d be ground down into the pavement. The one was sharp so it slit my tongue. Almost lost a nipple on that one too.
When playing HS football (15 years old) got 4 BIG cysts on my lower back - they inflamed so much that the lymph node near my crotch (right on the jockey-underwear line that your thigh meets your abdominals) swelled up to the size of a golf ball and they had to cut them out of my back. They cut diamond shape ‘holes’ in the heads of em and the doctor just used his balled up fists to push down on them to drain them. Right over the kidney area is where they were. Then they had to put plugs in 'em to keep them draining.
The tooth drill without any novocaine. (25 years old) (Seems kinda tame after those other ones).
Stepped barefoot onto a 2 inch deck screw and had to pull it out. (29) The tissue looked like hamburger thanks to the threading on the screw.
Well, it was a bit of a freak accident, but here it goes. I was ten years old and fishing at a city lake with my cousin. I had caught about a fourteen inch catfish and threw it on the stringer in shallow water.
Later running out of bait to fish with I decided to use my net and try to catch some minnows swimming in the shallows. I was wading in the shallows wearing some cheap tennis shoes with paper thin rubber soles.
All of a sudden I stepped down and felt what seemed like a bolt of lighting shoot up thru my leg and fell straight back on my ass in the water.
I was initially stunned and didn’t know what happened. I attempted to stand up and the moment I moved my left foot I felt lightning bolts of pain shooting up through me and had to stop moving. But, I saw what happened.
I had stepped smack dab on top of the catfish on the stringer. If anybody knows catfish their side and dorsal fins are like nails, hard and very sharp. Well, that top dorsal fin went clear through my foot and was as stuck as someone hammering a nail into a board.
Any time I moved that fish would start flapping and twisting that fin in my foot. This resulted in unbearable pain the likes I’ve never felt again.
Another thing about catfish is they have what is like a poison on these fins. Anybody who’s ever caught one and scratched their hand on a fin can attest to this. It makes a small scratch burn like hell so, you can imagine what the damn fin wholly in your foot for over an hour must feel like.
My dad was called to the scene while I waited for about an hour praying the fish wouldn’t move. It hurt bad just sitting there but was amplified when the fish squirmed. He pulled it out in one fast motion even though I was screaming at him not to touch it as he ran up to me.
Well, with all that poison that had been pumped in foot it hurt like hell and I couldn’t walk on it for about a week. It truly was unbelievable pain. I remember it now almost thirty years later. The only other thing to come close was a bad case of food poisoning.
I have caught some big catfish since then, but I am always wary of those fins.
When i was 15 i got a testicular infection. I woke up and the pain was so fuckung bad i passed out. When I woke up, my dad, whos a doc popped me some oxycodone which did nothing. This lasted for hours, and on top of being 15 and not knowing anything, the nurses laughed at me as I wailed when a large tube went up my dick hole.
Oddly enough, a sprained ankle when I was maybe ten years old.
I’ve been hit in the balls, had a jagged broken collarbone, scraped about a square foot of skin off in a bike accident, had teeth pulled from a pus-filled gum with only a cold spray for painkillers, drove a nail into my thigh, but somehow none of those were as painful. Hell, the nail in my leg was not very painful at all… I thought it was just a bruise until a few hours later I wanted to take a bath and realized I couldn’t take my pants off because they were nailed on above the knee.
