Sorry to hear about you pains, but it pales completely to this:
Two-time American drag racing champion Scott Kalitta died on Saturday when his “funny car” burst into flames and crashed during the final round of qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals. His Toyota Solara was travelling at an estimated speed of 300 mph when the car, which was leading the race, burst into flames, continued to the end of the track, struck a barrier and exploded.
RIP Scott Kalitta
I’m not sure that hurt. He probably didn’t feel a thing.
[quote]hoosegow wrote:
I’m not sure that hurt. He probably didn’t feel a thing.[/quote]
No, no… I think TKOWKD1 was lamenting the total loss of such an awesome car.
lol
Having a hole drilled into my chest cavity to place a tube to reflate my lungs. They were in such a hurry they injected my I.V. w/ doping medication but got to drilling before it really hit me. The surgeon began to drill while the OR nurse was just pushing the syringe.
Broke both wrists at the same time, that part wasn’t so bad but i was in 5th grade and my teacher did not believe me, SOB made me put my chair on top of my desk at the end of the day and by the time i got to the emergency room one of them had to be set…thats the pain.
I’ve torn a cornea, had dental surgery with no anesthetic, been hit by cars multiple times, had cluster headaches, extruded a disk in my back, dislocated fingers and had to reduce them myself, and other things. But the humdinger was my most recent kidney stone passing – I had a 6.5mm stone stuck in my right ureter for ten days until a lithotripter could be scheduled. Passing one is bad enough, but try passing one the size of an English Pea for ten days. At least when women have babies, they get a prize at the end and labor only lasts a day (at most).
[quote]Petermus wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
When I was 16 I got jumped by a handful of guys and thrown head first into a fire hydrant. It shattered 5 of my front teeth. That kinda stung.
I busted my head open when I was in the 3rd grade and had 48 stitches on the outside and 17 on the inside right above my left eyebrow. I was conscious through the whole thing until we got to the hospital and they stuck horse needles in my skull. The doctor told my mother that I should’ve died. There is a permanent crack in my skull where the scar is, but you can’t see it and the scar is [thankfully] pretty small.
The index finger on my right hand was bitten and ripped open by a Limur [long story], the skin was hanging off and you could see the bone. I got 9 stitches in that one.
I’ve got alot more, but the most painful thing I’ve ever been through was food poisoning.New years eve 2005. My ex ordered vietnamese take-out from somewhere we had never tried and brought it home. The poisoning didn’t kick in for a little over 24 hrs. She left work early [bartender] and got home about 1:00 am, by 2:00 am I started throwing up. Not 5 min later she started throwing up. 6 hours passed and we hadn’t stopped. She called my mom and she came and took us to the ER. We were both put on iv’s and given all kinds of wacky shit. I lost 13lbs over those 6+ hours, and was a little off for a couple of weeks after. I was puking up bile by the end of it. I would honestly rather be shot in the face than go through that again.
OMG!!! A LIMUR BIT MY FINGER OFF!!!
sorry…its halarious…dude a limur…
well lets see, ive had some bad sun burns, broken my collar bone, stiches in my hand and head, split my head open several times, been headbutt’d in the face… me and my friend we fooling around and we both did a fake headbutt at the same time lol… got me in the forehead…it hurt… not alot of super painfull stuff…
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He didn’t bite it off, he ripped it open. He was going for my face, but I caught him as he lunged and he bit my finger. I had claw marks on the sides of my face from where he tried to latch on. I wanted to tie him down and pepper him with my paintball gun, but I never got around to it.
I would say the hitting a tree square on with a dirt bike at about 40mph was the worst pain I have ever had. I broke a ton of bones, right knee, left ocular socket, jaw, right clavicle, right shoulder blade, right wrist, almost every rib, sternum, etc. I did this at age 14 on a nice soggy wet morning playing on the trails, I got a bit squirly in the mud on a long strait away and lost it, smack into the tree.
I’ll gladly cede victory in this competition.
The worst I’ve ever felt was a separated right shoulder. Food poisoning was a real bitch too.
It’s reading threads like this that make me grateful…(that most of the shit in this thread hasn’t happened to me…)
I had meningitis, the symptoms of which are painful enough at their peak without the spinal tap. When the doctor can’t perform the LP with that six-inch needle in your spine the first 3 times he tries, it’s awfully hard to stay patient as you howl in pain.
Some of your injuries sound really painful. Just remember ‘Pain is temporary, glory lasts forever and chicks dig scars’.
I’d feel even more for you all but my head kinda hurts from watching John Graziano’s head. Think it hurts?
www.livevideo.com/video/8D1CE4FCBACF43B8B6BFDF0EB39A772F/graziano-s-hole.aspx (Copy and paste works best, long link)
(Warning: Not for the faint of heart. Watch it and tell me again about you pain, I dare you.)
Hulk Hogan says Boo F’Hoo, ‘it’s all a part of gods plan’.
John of course is the young Marine who used to be friends with Hulk’s son Nick Hogan but has been in a coma ever since Nick drove their car into a palm tree on August 26/08.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=7811
I’m ashamed for calling myself a Hulkomaniac once as a little kid.
I had an anal fissure once. That hurt. I’ve had teeth drilled with no novacaine. That wasn’t much fun, but it wasn’t the worst I’ve felt. But whoever said we have no memory for pain is wrong. I still have vivid memories of some very painful moments.
The lack of proper anesthesia during my vasectomy ranks pretty high on my list. As does hitting my index finger flush on with a mason’s hammer or having a foul tip bounce up under my cup while catching certainly sucked. Tearing my groin might be the most painful I’ve felt. Not right away, but 6 hours later, waking from the pain in the middle of the night was awful. Major lower back spasms is very high on my pain list too. I used to get them fairly often before I learned how to avoid them. Whenever I dislocate my knee, it hurts like 1,000 bee stings when I slide it back in place. Acute Epididimytis is certainly no fun.
The exact split second when you get a paper cut can be seriously intense moment. It dissipates quickly, but for that 1/10,000th of a second - Ouch!
But, the most painful thing a person can experience has got to be watching your child suffer.
DB
I broke my ankle playing lacrosse. The bone breaking wasn’t the painful part though. It was having 2 ligaments completely torn in half and having the lacrosse trainer force me to walk on it for a whole day.
Wow, some of these are pretty bad.
The worst pain I’ve ever felt was being stabbed with a drawing compass…
It doesn’t sound so bad when compared to everyone else…I guess I should be thankful.
I had this wicked hangnail…
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[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
I had this wicked hangnail…
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I feel you bro, those are totally underrated.
Dislocated the atlas vertebrae in my neck (C1) in a scrum. That wasn’t so bad, didn’t even know I’d done it, but it pinched the occipital (or maybe sub-occipital) nerve and caused blinding headaches for almost 2 weeks before I finally got to a doctor.
Doc said it was a muscle spasm and gave me a pain killer and muscle relaxer and sent me off for a CAT scan. I asked if the chiropractor might help and he said it couldn’t hurt, so I went later that day. Chiro gave my neck a twist and the damn thing cracked so loud he thought he’d broken my neck. Headache was gone almost instantaneously.
I honestly didn’t think that level of pain was even possible. It would come and go randomly, but when it came, man, it would literally drop me to my knees. I remember the night before the doctor’s appointment, lying on my living room floor sobbing and thinking “If I smash my head against something hard enough, this will stop” Luckily I passed out before actually doing that.
I got 400 degree glue on my hand. I was changing the pan and as I walked outside the warehouse the wind flung the pan out of my hand and the glue burned the shit out of my three fingers. I started to pass out but held it together. Went to a doc in the box and they gave me painkillers. It hurt the same 4 hours later as when it originally happened. The painkillers finally kicked in.
The glue was for a label machine for adhering labels to hot sauce bottles
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
The Mighty Stu wrote:
I had this wicked hangnail…
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I feel you bro, those are totally underrated.[/quote]
Yeah - OUCH!