Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen

I really enjoyed Hero (Jet Li) quite a bit unless of course you are referring to the Geena Davis, Dustin Hoffman Hero. Also, Thomas Crown Affair is a wonderful film. The movie moved at a great pace and kept my attention the entire time.

A few movies you can take a shit on:

Save the Last Dance
Step Up
Convenant

Girlfriends made me watch a lot of bad movies.

I listed the Jet Li Hero, they flicked water at each other with their swords. And that emperor guy was running around with his sword making car noises, laughed at it but it was not meant to be a comedy.

Spiderman 3 turned into fantastic 4 towards the end, and when he turned evil all he did was dance for what seemed like hours.

Kevin Costner’s “The Postman” [/thread]

[quote]Mr. Intensity wrote:
Spiderman 3 turned into fantastic 4 towards the end, and when he turned evil all he did was dance for what seemed like hours.[/quote]

I hated how easily Spiderman took care of Venom. And yes, when he turned evil, he just acted like a huge flaming tool with his little emo haircut and the gayest dance movies I’ve ever seen.

[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
john clark wrote:
A History of Violence.

I really don’t think this belongs on this list.

-dizzle[/quote]

I think it does because the movie had a great potential and hit the shitter as far as execution. Could have been a great movie that was just mediocre.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Far and away, the worst movie ever.

I saw “A Perfect Holiday” this weekend and I can’t believe that P.O.S. is in theaters now. I didn’t even pay to see it and I want money back. It belongs on ABC Family or Nickelodeon, not theaters.

I’m pretty sure “Alien vs. Hunter” sucks too.

Anything with Jim Carry (however you spell his name) or Johnny Depp.

My 2 cents :
Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Fast and Furious 2. See a pattern?

[quote]Magnate wrote:
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Far and away, the worst movie ever.[/quote]

God,on the Title alone it should have won an oscar. What happened?

I just watched Chuck and Larry last night and have to say that was the stupidest fucking movie I have ever watched. I can’t believe Ving got involved with that abortion of a flick. As a homo, nonetheless.

I also think Anapolis has got to be one of the cheesiest movies ever made. It is like some kind of Officer and a Gentleman, and that diving movie with DeNiro hybrid.

[quote]mr_slick wrote:
Magnate wrote:
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Far and away, the worst movie ever.

God,on the Title alone it should have won an oscar. What happened?[/quote]

Martians (who are just kids with shit on their faces and kitchen appliances glued to their heads) kidnap santa because they want presents, some evil martian leader wants to kill santa and some earth kids. Santa defeats them by bringing christmas cheer to Mars.

Yeah…

thats incredible im honestly considering renting that now

the fountain

Spiderman 3 just needs a descent editor. Cut that shit down to about 1 hour 40 minutes, eliminate all of the relationship drama and it would be just as good as the first two. The fight with Venom was kind of short, might need to re-shoot that scene.

[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Anything with Jim Carry (however you spell his name) or Johnny Depp. [/quote]

I agree with you on Jim Carrey, he is such a bad actor. Though at least he is not white trash like Adam Sandler.

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Anything with Jim Carry (however you spell his name) or Johnny Depp.

I agree with you on Jim Carrey, he is such a bad actor. Though at least he is not white trash like Adam Sandler.[/quote]

He may have gotten his start on In Living Color but he is still white.

Far and away.
Get Shorty
Ishtar
Mission Impossible
The cutting Edge(my wifes fav)
Gigli
Jersey Girl( the remake)
Catwoman
Glitter!!!
wisegirls (another mariah bomb)
Dreamgirls, the pink panther, goldmember (the beyonce trilogy)
soul plane
“stop! or my mom will shoot”
cop and 1/2
turner and hooch
Charlies angels full throttle
mchales navy
hot to trot(a movie soo bad you wont believe it)
Ford Fairlane
Shakes the clown

Hot to Trot and Ford Fairlane are two of my guilty pleasures. I know that they are bad, maybe even awful films but I love watching them… I kind of want to watch them right now.

The Hunger…absolutely ridiculous and terrible
HOT FUZZ…this one just pissed me off

probably a lot more just noticed these hadn’t been mentioned