“Dumb and Dumberer” without a doubt.
The recent remake of “Willy Wonka” with Johnny Depp was a crime against humanity too. I thought that seeing it in the IMAX would at least make it bearable. Nope.
I thought Pan’s Labrynth was a great movie.
As far as the worst movies, any movie where a little kid out smarts two clumsy bad guys with assorted combinations of toys turned into lethal traps designed to (Ex: hit them in the face with a brick) should be pissed on and then burned.
And then all the actors should be publicly beaten every year on the same day the movie came out.
Also, Mccully Culkin should be castrated, blinded, and forced to change diapers at a home for the elderly for the rest of his life.
The Travolta flick you’re thinking of is Battlefield earth. Never saw it, so I can’t comment.Hands down the worst movie I’ve ever seen is Be Cool. I don’t know how anyone can or would even debate that.
Worst and best movie ever.
Batman and Robin
Off the top of my head
I just got dragged to see “Enchanted.” Should have brought beers with me to lessen the pain.
I have always hated Sandler’s Mr. Deeds.
Barbarella was down right awful…but Hanoi Jane was a fox!
I pride myself on being able to make it through every movie I have ever seen. The only movie to break my will…
Beloved
[quote]DanErickson wrote:
The worst movies I have ever seen, and I will definitely be adding to this list as I can’t think of all of them at once.
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“5th Element” My god…
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“The breastford wives” (Low quality porno with the same fagot
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“Species 1, 2 and 3” Talk about corny
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“Rise of Taj” This is a newer National Lampoons
movie and is easily one of the worst
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“I know who killed me” A shitty story for a shitty actor.
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Anything with Owen Wilson Seriously, what a shitty fucking
actor; he ALWAYS has the same
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Fifth Element is not a “Good” movie so to speak but it’s a highly entertaining film. Also, how can you have Species 1, 2 and 3 on the same list? Wouldn’t you learn from not enjoying the original that the sequels probably won’t be any better?
My contributions are:
Kung Pow - I’ve seen bits here and there… that was plenty
Dude Where’s My Car? - The absolute drizzly shits
That’s all that immediately pops into my head as far as mainstream films go.
300 was a complete waste of time. It really says something about the state of America’s youth when nearly every guy ages 16-30 is obsessed with a movie that sucks as much balls as 300.
5th Element was a great movie.
but hands down
the original Gone in 60 Seconds, my friend and I laughed our asses off at how retarded that movie was. just horrible all around
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
300 was a complete waste of time. It really says something about the state of America’s youth when nearly every guy ages 16-30 is obsessed with a movie that sucks as much balls as 300.[/quote]
There was some interesting stuff in that movie, like that goat who was smoking a joint and pickin the banjo. I don’t need to see it again though.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
300 was a complete waste of time. It really says something about the state of America’s youth when nearly every guy ages 16-30 is obsessed with a movie that sucks as much balls as 300.[/quote]
No it really doesn’t, all it says is that people enjoy a violent action flick, which people always have. You don’t sound any more sophisticated or intelligent by making sweeping statements that don’t have any merit =/
I am Legend
And the original godfather did not suck, dumbest statement i’ve read on here.
[quote]DanErickson wrote:
The worst movies I have ever seen, and I will definitely be adding to this list as I can’t think of all of them at once.
- “5th Element” My god…
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I didn’t mind that film, but then I have a thing for Milla Jovovich, so I probably would like it.
Dumb and Dumber, just didn’t find it funny at all, and (going back a number of years) the Flintstones movie, only film I’ve ever walked out on, and Episode 1, the only film I’ve ever fallen asleep in (only woke up when it broke down and people cheered).
Actually, I don’t think there’s been many films come out in recent years that I’ve actually really liked. Too many special effects and not enough story or convincing acting.
Are we including movies that are direct-to-video or basic cable? If so, that opens up a whole bunch of choices, which include:
Stan Lee’s “Lightspeed”- It premiered on Sci-Fi. 'Nuff said.
“Transmorphers”- No, not Transformers. It was made by the same idiots who shat out “Snakes on a Train”.
Any Wesley Snipes movie after the original “Blade”.
More popular movies I dislike are:
“Spiderman 3”- They must’ve spent all of their money on making Sandman look right, because everything else looked incredibly cheap. The acting wasn’t much better either.
“Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer”-See above, except swap out Sandman for Silver Surfer. John Favreau really needs to come through with “Iron Man” because all the Marvel-based movies are turning out like ass.
“Sixth Sense”- I know I’m in the minority on this one. It wasn’t scary, and I didn’t care enough about Bruce Willis’ character to be blown away when it was revealed that he was dead. I only thought “oh, he’s dead. Ok.”
[quote]Dragonvash wrote:
Fifth Element is not a “Good” movie so to speak but it’s a highly entertaining film. Also, how can you have Species 1, 2 and 3 on the same list? Wouldn’t you learn from not enjoying the original that the sequels probably won’t be any better?
My contributions are:
Kung Pow - I’ve seen bits here and there… that was plenty
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I was wondering when somebody was going to call me on this. I have no explanation other than I was really bored one weekend and rented a shitty movie and decided to watch the series.
P.S I can’t believe I forgot to put Kung Pow on my list
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Ace Ventura pet detective
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The Mask
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Happy Gilmore
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Billy Madison
“Ravenous” has to be right up there. I remember I saw it on a Sunday afternoon with a friend of mine. The theater was about three quarters full when it started but people slowly started to filter out over the course of the movie. It ended up being less than half full.
Laughably bad.
Oh yeah, I was stuck on a plane coming back from Vegas recently and they were playing Evan Almighty. I tried to ignore it, but on a six-hour flight you run out of things to do, I didn’t have enough reading material with me and, though I was earthshakingly tired, I could not sleep in that coach seat. So, though I tried hard to ignore the screen, to just not pay attention, I essentially watched much of it, albeit with the sound off (didn’t use the headphones).
What a torturous, torturous piece of shit. I want my left nut back.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
300 was a complete waste of time. It really says something about the state of America’s youth when nearly every guy ages 16-30 is obsessed with a movie that sucks as much balls as 300.[/quote]
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That movie was awful on every level except the effects.
The Pink Panther with Steve Martin was absolutely terrible. I have never left a movie halfway through…until I saw that one.