Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

Human Nature! Never ever seen a more booring movie.

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Yeah I’m bumping this thread…

…with more Wicker Man

Hell even Nicholas Cage can’t stand The Wicker Man:
- YouTube [/quote]

hahaha…

I’ve watched a lot of terrible movies lately. The Wicker Man is still the Best of the Worst.

Passage to India, Stop or my Mom Will Shoot, Last Action Hero, Dude Where’s My Car.

I haven’t seen the wicker man so maybe it would top this one…

But I fucking HATED Across the Universe. I think maybe if I was EXTREMELY baked out of my skull it would have been funny or something - but without any form of intoxication it was unbearable. If I hadn’t gone with my entire family and not driven my own car I would have left at the point where the weird people in fuckin weird ass costumes (that looked like deformed penises) come out and started dancing and singing by the bus.

That and Michael Clayton are the 2 movies I have seen where I was just like “WTF, what a piece of shit waste of time” after the movie.

One of the worst movies I have seen lately was Step Brothers with Will Ferrel and John C. Riely. I was so pumped to see this movie cuz for the first time since Old School, it looked like Ferrel was about to actually do another good movie.

Well needless to say, it was fucking retarded. I was with 3 other people, 2 of which hated it and the other loved it. We wanted to leave and get our money back after the first 20 minutes, but decided to stay because our other friend was enjoying it.

I won’t say that there weren’t any funny parts to the movie, because there was some times where I laughed really hard, but overall it was just the same retarded jokes that were being forced way too much.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Gerg wrote:
And anything that has Rob Schneider as the lead.

While by no means a great movie, The Benchwarmers was kind of watchable. Kind of…
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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Pootie Tang.
They Live = cult classic.

California Dreamin’

My wife and sat through it just waiting for it to pick up. It never did. It was awful.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
They Live rocks.

The worst movie ever created was Event Horizon.

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Meh, at least the woman had great boobies. It wasn’t the worst movie… I mean… come on, there is much worse then that.

5th element and the national lampoons movies are the worst I have ever seen. Yes…I mean EVERY National Lampoons movies.

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
5th element and the national lampoons movies are the worst I have ever seen. Yes…I mean EVERY National Lampoons movies.[/quote]

If you’re really talking about every National Lampoon’s movie, then you just lost all credibility talking about movies.

Vacation is a CLASSIC!

Van Wilder is funny as hell.

Remember the movie signs?
Well the director of that movie made a movie about these people who built there own utopia a primitive one, and they told the kids there were monsters out in the woods to keep them from exploring.

That movie SUCKED talk about bait and switch!

Cloverfield smelled funny too.

Once again, the worst movie of all time is Be Cool. I’m pretty sure at this point it’s a scientific fact.

As a Sci-Fi freak, I tend to give most Sci-Fi the benefit of the doubt (low budgets/high bars now set for special effects, etc.).

However, there was a version of “War of The Worlds” that came out about the same time that the Steven Spielberg/Tom Cruise Version came out…and IT WAS BAD!

It was mostly 2 hours of some guy running across the countryside to find his family; and Special Effects that were worse that the worst 50’s, “Nuclear Accident/Mutant Bug” Movie!

MAN it was awful!

Mufasa

Just saw Fight Club…it’s up there on the shit pile. People seem to like it, but I found the whole thing rather juvenile.

Maybe we have a winnner…

Need to check that movie out…it looks terrible and some have mentioned it already.

According to IMDB this is the worst. movie. ever.

My girl and I just watched “Meet Bill” with Eckhart [two-face] and while not as bad as Be Cool, it was definitely top 10 worst of all time. Maybe top 5.

[quote]Digity wrote:

According to IMDB this is the worst. movie. ever.

I was riveted by the intense ghey tantrum scene.

The worst movie of all time is The Labyrinth

I have NO IDEA how anyone could read this script and go “oh this movie is gonna be great!”
Its just horrible…well unless your high then it is the best movie of all time.

Worst movies I’ve seen this year so far. I’m only talking about movies that were released in 2008. I’m also not including stuff that was straight-to-DVD, as you should expect those to be bad (and this list would be three times as long). This is only what I can remember, so this list may not be complete. I’ve tried to forgot these as best I can.

27 Dresses
Meet the Spartans
Superhero Movie!
One Missed Call
Be Kind Rewind
Drillbit Taylor
Over Her Dead Body
10,000 B.C.