Worst. Lifting. Song. Ever.

she’s like the wind…

[quote]Chickenmcnug wrote:
I don’t mind the dance remix and techno stuff when i am doing cardio. But when I am lifting weights it is a bit much.

lol, grandpa got ran over by a reindeer. Brilliant![/quote]

Obviously you’ve never lifted to Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’… Missed my PR big time

“Our House” No idea who it’s by. Some mom and pop band I think. Also “Bennie and the Jets” by Elton John. I think this is played like 6 times a day at my gym. Every time it comes on I start bitching to my coworkers. They think it’s hilarious…

Pokemon Theme Song

“I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause”

really this should be the theme song of every crappy personal trainer

I have to listen to this song twice in my 1-1.5 hour workout:
I think it’s called “Lips Of An Angel”, and there’s this one line where I swear it goes: “And Zelda sold the Wii”
I shit you not.

Oh, and Kelly Clarkson.

Remember that T-Mobile phone commerical where that d-bag (You KNOW he curls in the squat rack) say “You hear this new Fallout Boy song? It…Gets…Me PUMPED!”

Really? Because “Fallout Boy” sounds nothing like AC/DC, Rammenstien, Pantera, Blink 182 or the Blue Oyster Cult.

All the music they play at my gym. I live in South Korea and the music they play is a very bad imitation of horrible American music from a 15 years ago. If I go to hell when I die, I now know what music will be playing there. If I see the power level is low on my ipod I begin to panic.

“My Humps” by Alanis Morrisette. It came on both days this week I was in the gym. The first time it came on, I started laughing my ass off.

A guy asked me “What is this? Sounds familiar.” I told him, and he said “Oh God, they need to hang it up. This is shit.”

the celine dion song from titanic

Anything by Blink 182.

Sugar kain by Sonic Youth
I can literally feel my testicles shrinking when listening to this song.