GET OFF THIS THREAD YOU SICKOS!
I’d never let P-Dog get within 10 feet of me while I’m on a bench. If he wasn’t trying to Tea-bag he’d be rubbin’ one off on my lucky stuffed animal I keep in my gym bag.
You guys are too fuckin’ much!!!
The hot bitch on the treadmill is how I get that last rep sans spot…
Its all in the head bros.
Any of you guys ever spotted a hot chick doing squats… Yeah baby. Or notice how a chick goes from a 5 to an 9 on leg days. Or how there ass moves when there workin that butt blaster or donkey calf raise machine>>> Yikes. I live in LA and theres so much silicone at my gym I swear you can hear them squeeking when there squeezing out the flys…
Ok I am bored…
Damn that test must be startin to kick in… I sure hope the wife don’t run into any of these threads. Doh!
Well I didn’t want to make you guys jealous, but here’s who I take to the gym every morning.
They love it and they really push me. The sock monkey kicks my ass on pull-ups and powercleans, the elephant can deadlift 315x6 if I get her the right height box to stand on. Granted, she only has about an inch and a half to move the bar for a full rep but it’s still pretty impressive.
The owl just comes along to heckle the rest of us and give injections, but I always pay it back in the shower.
You really haven’t lived until you’ve gotten a beakjob from a wet owl.
Hottie doing squats? I’m not sure there is anything that beats this 19 y/o hardbody blonde chick in my gym, going all the way down.
I was going to go over to her and say something about how I thought it was great that she was going all the way down but decided it probably would come off as a bit too sexual.
So I just went back to my squats and spanked the stuffing out of my poor sock monkey instead.
You really haven’t lived until you’ve gotten a beakjob from a wet owl.
I do notice the distressed look in the owls eyes. I think it was FORCED and not VOLUNTARY. How many guns you own Warhorse? Coax that little owl into a beakjob did ya? “Suck it now or i’ll eat you for dinner.” I bet the sock monkey does it for nothing though. Now who’s the sicko.
Love to see this HOT ass chick at my gym do dumbell rows on a flat bench with her short ass shorts. I swear she does that shit on purpose.
I’m glad she does…
hey horse, why didnt you ask her if she needed a spot and then commense to lay underneath her with your rod in the air as she squats?
Well…I was gonna suggest you ask her if she needs a spot…
DB rows on a flat bench eh…
Theres this gal came in last couple of weeks. I shit you not guys, this gal weighs more then me, is bigger then me, and has a wider back and more pronounced traps then me. And I was doing stiff legged deads with 275 on my way back down a pyramid and she comes up and grabs the bar and actually rows it a couple of times. I am telling you it really fucked up my morale. She lifts like a man.
The funny part though is I still wondered what it’d be like climbing that tree.
P-dog, I would have but the sock monkey beat me to it (not to mention he beats me in the looks department).
He hid all the boxes in another room and when she couldn’t find one he swung over there all smooth and volunteered to ‘be her box.’ So he lays down under her and she was bouncing her moist you-know-what right off his nose.
Little bastard.
RU12NME: 14. That’s kinda my other big hobby.
14 guns and I bet they are all PUMP action eh? SICKO
To spook…she lifts like a man probably because she is a man, just had the junk removed or looking to put one on. Maybe she’s on a “Schlong Quest” takes so much T her clit is a dick. Reach out and grab it one time for us and let us know. Tell us if your hand comes back.
Uhmmmm NO
Spookaroo:
That would definitely put the fear of God in me. That’s the kind of Chick that might tie you up in the squat rack with blue stretch bands and rape you. shudder
Yeah RU just takes advantage of any potshots he can get off at me. He is emotionally disturbed from his childhood days on Tmag
Hey spook, you’re the one who said you wanted to climb that tree. I was just asking you to find out if she had one between her legs before you did. I was looking out for ya bro. Man try to help some people and ya get kicked. You just go ahead and climb away without checking OK. Just remember, I warned ya.