This whole thread is draaaama and I could care less.
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and fist bumps. Fucking shake hands or give a hug if they mean something to you. [/quote]
Hand shake could mean straight on, thumbs up, some twist, a bro hug thrown in or any number of other fuck ups. I give the fist bump so I don’t need to know what sick, twisted, complicated hand shake they have in store for me.
[quote]MementoMori wrote:
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and fist bumps. Fucking shake hands or give a hug if they mean something to you. [/quote]
Hand shake could mean straight on, thumbs up, some twist, a bro hug thrown in or any number of other fuck ups. I give the fist bump so I don’t need to know what sick, twisted, complicated hand shake they have in store for me.[/quote]
I know! I won’t even do the fist bump, though. I just stand there, hands at my sides, and give them a narrowed, hostile glare that lets them know that I’m not interested in playing whatever bizarre game they have in mind.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]MementoMori wrote:
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and fist bumps. Fucking shake hands or give a hug if they mean something to you. [/quote]
Hand shake could mean straight on, thumbs up, some twist, a bro hug thrown in or any number of other fuck ups. I give the fist bump so I don’t need to know what sick, twisted, complicated hand shake they have in store for me.[/quote]
I know! I won’t even do the fist bump, though. I just stand there, hands at my sides, and give them a narrowed, hostile glare that lets them know that I’m not interested in playing whatever bizarre game they have in mind.[/quote]
Any guy who gives a woman a handshake/twist and chest bump is no friend of mine.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
“tweet”
can’t stand it.[/quote]
LOL
[quote]MementoMori wrote:
This whole thread is draaaama and I could care less.[/quote]
Word!
Ones I hate
Can I AXE you a question? ( lazy word for ask? )
My baby’s momma ( Another kid I’m probably paying for )
You know what I saying ( No I don’t have a fucking clue what your saying and I don’t want to )
Anytime the f sound is used in place of " TH " sound. eg. Smiff instead of Smith.
Yolo
Shout Out
Where I’m At. (It’s where I am)
It is what it is
the American people
People of color last I checked, white is a color
African American
Can I ask you a question? (you just did)
Using the word like in every sentence
My alarm went off, (no, it went on)
Nigga
[quote]Captain Needa wrote:
“It is what it is”[/quote]
I actually don’t mind this one, as I interpret it to mean to take something at face value and not read anything else into it. Admittedly, mine might not be the typical interpretation.
[quote]ChrisWaddle wrote:
WUT?[/quote]
Brilliant. Well played, Steam.
Here’s a few, and I talk to people for a living as a recruiter and pick up on a lot of funny things people say. I have my own idioms, but I’ll throw stones.
“so…” leading to a pregnant pause, or just a signal that they ran out of thought power. This is just annoying. I always want to say “so…what?”
“Anyways…” same as “So…”
“My bad” especially used by 50 year old white guys. I’m 38 and I don’ t talk like that, why would someone with +20 or more years on me?
“hit me up” “hit you up” same as above.
Anyone calling me Bro, or brother who is not a relation, fraternity member or at least close friend.
Anyone who begins a conversation with "I am very _____ " then disproves the statement through the conversation while repeating the statement as if they were trying to convince themselves of it.
“I was like…” what the fuck are you trying to communicate here?
“Oh my God that _____ is so pretty!” All of my wife’s friends say this about everything.
People who refer to their “awesome.” If you have to tell people you are awesome, or refer to your “awesome” as if that is an even hipper way to communicate it, is likely you are not and/or do not have an “awesome.”
“Ok, byeeeee” sometimes dismissive, sometimes cutesy, always packed with fluff.
Any statement or inference that assumes that I am a bigot or attempts to use some “ole boys network” mentality. I am a big (perma-bulk) middle age-ish white guy, small government fiscal conservative, but this doesn’t automatically mean I hate minorities. All my politics point towards strict meritocracy, not prejudges or nepotisms.
I could keep going, so…
[quote]CroatianRage wrote:
[quote]jskrabac wrote:
“Uber”
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I’ll second “epic” and “uber.”
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“Uber” is older than most
WIKI:
The crossover of the term “über” from German into English goes back to the work of German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. In 1883, Nietzsche coined the term “Übermensch” to describe the higher state to which he felt men might aspire. The term was brought into English by George Bernard Shaw in the title to his 1903 play Man and Superman…
[quote]Cprimero wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
If you can’t tell the difference between crisps, biscuits, scones and cookies, you’re probably a cracker. [/quote]
A “scone” is a homosexual biscuit. Everyone knows this.[/quote]
So what would you call a homosexual meatball in Britain?[/quote]
MP George Galloway[/quote]
Nice. Glad people across the pond appreciate what a shithead he is.
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He organized some sort of shithead rally against US and British troops when I was on leave in England. It was awful close to where we were put up.
If I had drank another pint, I’d have been arrested for beating his ass personally, and probably created some sort of international incident.
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Here’s a few, and I talk to people for a living as a recruiter and pick up on a lot of funny things people say. I have my own idioms, but I’ll throw stones.
“so…” leading to a pregnant pause, or just a signal that they ran out of thought power. This is just annoying. I always want to say “so…what?”
“Anyways…” same as “So…”
“My bad” especially used by 50 year old white guys. I’m 38 and I don’ t talk like that, why would someone with +20 or more years on me?
“hit me up” “hit you up” same as above.
Anyone calling me Bro, or brother who is not a relation, fraternity member or at least close friend.
Anyone who begins a conversation with "I am very _____ " then disproves the statement through the conversation while repeating the statement as if they were trying to convince themselves of it.
“I was like…” what the fuck are you trying to communicate here?
“Oh my God that _____ is so pretty!” All of my wife’s friends say this about everything.
People who refer to their “awesome.” If you have to tell people you are awesome, or refer to your “awesome” as if that is an even hipper way to communicate it, is likely you are not and/or do not have an “awesome.”
“Ok, byeeeee” sometimes dismissive, sometimes cutesy, always packed with fluff.
Any statement or inference that assumes that I am a bigot or attempts to use some “ole boys network” mentality. I am a big (perma-bulk) middle age-ish white guy, small government fiscal conservative, but this doesn’t automatically mean I hate minorities. All my politics point towards strict meritocracy, not prejudges or nepotisms.
I could keep going, so…
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Good list, bro. At first I was like, “This list ain’t that great.” But then I was like, “Oh my God, that list was sooo amazing.” Anyways, I am very much against people using all of the phrases you mentioned. You seem like a cool guy, hit me up sometime if you ever want to lift together, bro. I am pretty awesome too. LOL, that was not very humble of me; my bad. OK, byeeee.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]ChrisWaddle wrote:
WUT?[/quote]
Brilliant. Well played, Steam. [/quote]
Ogden?
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Here’s a few, and I talk to people for a living as a recruiter and pick up on a lot of funny things people say. I have my own idioms, but I’ll throw stones.
“so…” leading to a pregnant pause, or just a signal that they ran out of thought power. This is just annoying. I always want to say “so…what?”
“Anyways…” same as “So…”
“My bad” especially used by 50 year old white guys. I’m 38 and I don’ t talk like that, why would someone with +20 or more years on me?
“hit me up” “hit you up” same as above.
Anyone calling me Bro, or brother who is not a relation, fraternity member or at least close friend.
Anyone who begins a conversation with "I am very _____ " then disproves the statement through the conversation while repeating the statement as if they were trying to convince themselves of it.
“I was like…” what the fuck are you trying to communicate here?
“Oh my God that _____ is so pretty!” All of my wife’s friends say this about everything.
People who refer to their “awesome.” If you have to tell people you are awesome, or refer to your “awesome” as if that is an even hipper way to communicate it, is likely you are not and/or do not have an “awesome.”
“Ok, byeeeee” sometimes dismissive, sometimes cutesy, always packed with fluff.
Any statement or inference that assumes that I am a bigot or attempts to use some “ole boys network” mentality. I am a big (perma-bulk) middle age-ish white guy, small government fiscal conservative, but this doesn’t automatically mean I hate minorities. All my politics point towards strict meritocracy, not prejudges or nepotisms.
I could keep going, so…
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Good list, bro. At first I was like, “This list ain’t that great.” But then I was like, “Oh my God, that list was sooo amazing.” Anyways, I am very much against people using all of the phrases you mentioned. You seem like a cool guy, hit me up sometime if you ever want to lift together, bro. I am pretty awesome too. LOL, that was not very humble of me; my bad. OK, byeeee.[/quote]
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]ChrisWaddle wrote:
WUT?[/quote]
Brilliant. Well played, Steam. [/quote]
Ogden?[/quote]
That’s a name for steam-pumps.
I was referring to the game for steam-punks.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]ChrisWaddle wrote:
WUT?[/quote]
Brilliant. Well played, Steam. [/quote]
Ogden?[/quote]
That’s a name for steam-pumps.
I was referring to the game for steam-punks. [/quote]
Steam is the name given to water when it is a gas. Steam is a form of water vapor. Steam is sometimes seen as a string of cloudy translucent mist. But, that is only the result of the steam condensing on the surface of dust in the air, which means the steam that you touch would not be very hot. The steam that is really 100 degrees Celsius is invisible.
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]ChrisWaddle wrote:
WUT?[/quote]
Brilliant. Well played, Steam. [/quote]
Ogden?[/quote]
That’s a name for steam-pumps.
I was referring to the game for steam-punks. [/quote]
Steam is the name given to water when it is a gas. Steam is a form of water vapor. Steam is sometimes seen as a string of cloudy translucent mist. But, that is only the result of the steam condensing on the surface of dust in the air, which means the steam that you touch would not be very hot. The steam that is really 100 degrees Celsius is invisible.
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Oh. Okay.
Thought you were referring to an Ogden pump, which is uses steam as a medium. Never mind.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]ChrisWaddle wrote:
WUT?[/quote]
Brilliant. Well played, Steam. [/quote]
Ogden?[/quote]
That’s a name for steam-pumps.
I was referring to the game for steam-punks. [/quote]
Steam is the name given to water when it is a gas. Steam is a form of water vapor. Steam is sometimes seen as a string of cloudy translucent mist. But, that is only the result of the steam condensing on the surface of dust in the air, which means the steam that you touch would not be very hot. The steam that is really 100 degrees Celsius is invisible.
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Oh. Okay.
Thought you were referring to an Ogden pump, which is uses steam as a medium. Never mind. [/quote]
I like how the google search results came up with “Where can a felon rent in Ogden Utah?”