[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
debraD wrote:
Women want men for companionship. The rest is nonsense.
No offence, but that itself is nonsense.
Makavali wrote:
We don’t defy nature and bleed for a week without dying.
Nice South Park reference, but Mr. Garrisson says “I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die”. Not an entire week. Just 5 days…
Sorry, just felt the need to correct that little error.
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I love Holland. Amsterdam FTW!!!
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
debraD wrote:
Women want men for companionship. The rest is nonsense.
No offence, but that itself is nonsense.
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None taken. How so? Which part?
[quote]Christine wrote:
I think a more honest speech would be why men and women need each other.
Life without men, while possible, would really suck. I’m sure that men feel the same way about life without women.
You chose your speech based on what someone else’s choice? Silly boy. Do you have a crush on her?[/quote]
This was one of the speech topics my teacher came up with… I wish I could write about why men and women need each other. I based my speech on hers because I thought it would be interesting and to be honest, her speech pissed me off by describing men as “useless spermbanks”
Men aren’t just useless spermbanks.
They open jars too.
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
debraD wrote:
Women want men for companionship. The rest is nonsense.
No offence, but that itself is nonsense.
Makavali wrote:
We don’t defy nature and bleed for a week without dying.
Nice South Park reference, but Mr. Garrisson says “I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die”. Not an entire week. Just 5 days…
Sorry, just felt the need to correct that little error.
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Twas no error as it wasn’t a reference, but that episode was gold.
I would think women would be the sperm banks and men are the depositors.
I’ll ask my teacher if I could write about why men and women need each other.
[quote]Mondy wrote:
This was one of the speech topics my teacher came up with… I wish I could write about why men and women need each other. I based my speech on hers because I thought it would be interesting and to be honest, her speech pissed me off by describing men as “useless spermbanks”[/quote]
One thing I would not do, is respond by saying “Well women are useless cum dumpsters.”
Your goal in this speech should not be to point out the things women CAN’T do, because from a biological perspective, women probably COULD do them (open jars, take risks, make more money, etc).
Instead, focus on things women DON’T do, or tend not to do. This serves a twofold purpose; 1)it grounds your speech in reality, and 2) it allows you to use TRENDS as proof, instead of looking for absolutes that don’t exist.
Example: Men take risks, so perform tasks necessary for the advancement of civilization (pioneering, stock market trading). Women COULD do these things, but by and large don’t, for reasons you don’t need to go into.
Men enjoy analysis and logical thinking. Men have made great advancements in the field of science and engineering (YES! There ARE female scientists and engineers. Good ones too! But the vast majority of them are men. Also, men fare better in cognitive tests. Imply these two facts are related).
Men are much more prone to violence. This is great in primitive times, because it allowed the continuation of our species. It also continues to do so as the threat of force enables global issues to be hashed out in a way that favors America.
Etc.
If men and women were mentally equal, then there would not be two seperate billiards leagues.
[quote]debraD wrote:
BTW, I earn more and am better at math and logic than most men I know and of late I am even stronger and faster than many of them too.[/quote]
Oh really? I make $8 an hour…cash. GET ON MY LEVEL!!! I do suck at math though.
All you need for your speech.
[quote]debraD wrote:
I am even stronger and faster than many of them too.[/quote]
thats not saying much
[quote]Enkiduu wrote:
Mondy wrote:
This was one of the speech topics my teacher came up with… I wish I could write about why men and women need each other. I based my speech on hers because I thought it would be interesting and to be honest, her speech pissed me off by describing men as “useless spermbanks”
One thing I would not do, is respond by saying “Well women are useless cum dumpsters.”[/quote]
thats counter-intuitive logic because obv women are useful for dumping cum
[quote]Christine wrote:
Men aren’t just useless spermbanks.
They open jars too.[/quote]
x2. just what i was thinking after reading the original post. that and…man, he should go home and kiss his mom before she finds out he’s spreading nonsense.
we are ALL absolutely necessary.
I don’t need men at all. I don’t want kids so it’s not like I need the sperm. I own my own flat, have my own job, can open jars, flip my own mattress, wire a plug and do pretty much everything I need to in order to subsist on my own.
I’ll probably hire someone to decorate my flat, but only because I can’t be arsed to do it myself. I’d rather play computer games and let some other sap do the hard work.
However, I like men for recreational purposes, so I guess I’m stuck with you bastards, huh?
I look at this way, most firemen, soldiers and policemen are MEN the grand majority. We bring security to women this cannot be denied. When a married couple are in a house and a big bang goes off in the kitchen it’s the man that goes to check it out not the woman, unless the husband is a freakin’ pansy.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
I don’t need men at all. I don’t want kids so it’s not like I need the sperm. I own my own flat, have my own job, can open jars, flip my own mattress, wire a plug and do pretty much everything I need to in order to subsist on my own.
I’ll probably hire someone to decorate my flat, but only because I can’t be arsed to do it myself. I’d rather play computer games and let some other sap do the hard work.
However, I like men for recreational purposes, so I guess I’m stuck with you bastards, huh? [/quote]
Yes, I guess you are. And we appreciate your patronage. 
And OP, try to be extremely fair with the speech and not take any shots at the womens. It will make you look good and it will put the guy-basher in a bad light… if anything, I would say lean towards the side of the ladies in your speech. I tend to agree with women more than men and it has served me well… nah’mean?
Stupidest essay topic ever
Women only need men for reproduction and protection (From other Men!).