If your worried about what other people will say. Just tellem your on a new diet and protein sup, Creatine and Trib. product. That is working wonders for you. If your around family just wear some baggy clothes and act like a weakling.
[quote]Contrl wrote:
What Schwarzenegger said is what I usually respond with, along with explaining that my bigger appearence is “mostly fat, I’ve been eating a ton lately.” This explanation, I reserve for people who I actually care for.
Friends and acquaitances simply get the “Why do you care?” remark.[/quote]
So you don’t care about your friends? haha.
Most people you work with really wont notice a bunch. If you are heavily into working out and its well known then you can fly under the radar pretty eaisly. If people watch you eat 3-4000 cals in a 12 hour shift then its pretty easy to get away with.
Easy to blame on good supplments, new training program and lots of food.
It’s the Muscle Milk.
Creatine, training harder, and eating more will explain the size gains - but I am curious what you guys say to explain the tent pitched in your crotch.
Maybe it’s just me - but if I am on much more than 500mg/week I sport permanent wood.
I don’t live around many people, when it is not tax season - I don’t really go to the office that much. So I can hide my erectile issues by just staying out of site.
I am sure that is not an option for many of you. how do you deal with it? Or is it just me?
If you tuck it just right, it’s less-noticeable. Aside from that, avoiding social contact or visualizing the Golden Girls in the nude.
I suppose it would be a lot easier if I were hung like a guinea pig.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Creatine, training harder, and eating more will explain the size gains - but I am curious what you guys say to explain the tent pitched in your crotch.
Maybe it’s just me - but if I am on much more than 500mg/week I sport permanent wood.
I don’t live around many people, when it is not tax season - I don’t really go to the office that much. So I can hide my erectile issues by just staying out of site.
I am sure that is not an option for many of you. how do you deal with it? Or is it just me?[/quote]
Have sex 3 times a day.
I recommend the kind with a female partner, but my girlfriend works ten hour shifts, so a couple solo runs are usually necessary. For me it’s the worst right after training, I can barely make the walk to my car without raising a “3/4”. On the upside, the post workout jerk makes for a decent cool down and the once a day leftovers have the girlfriend giggling like a schoolgirl again. Long live AAS!
It is noticeable, and everyone will see a difference, even if they don’t bring it up. Some will buy your story of eating better and working out more, and some, even if you aren’t on steroids, will never believe you aren’t. Always have some amazing sounding supplement to tell them about, that endothil CR shit really works great if you follow the directions.
i read somewhere that steroids can give u problems gettin an erection but this obviously hasn’t happened to u guys sportin boners all the time
[quote]Subliminal-Steve wrote:
i read somewhere that steroids can give u problems gettin an erection but this obviously hasn’t happened to u guys sportin boners all the time[/quote]
Deca and other 19-nor compounds can cause “deca dick” which I think you are referring to. Testosterone only cycles are boners in a bottle.
The only thing you need to say is “I started taking flax seed oil”. Works for Barry Bonds!