Why Your State Sucks

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

At least he’s not a cowboys fan.[/quote]

Haha. He probably is though. I know you are[/quote]

No, I’m something much worse. A hockey fan.
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Here you go. A former Univeristy of Nebraska at Omaha player.

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Illinois: Chicago Politics in Springfield killing the state with its BULLSHIT pensions !![/quote]

Yep, the state is broke and Chicago is broke. Corrupt politicians, too.

The main problem people seem to have with Austria these days is that we keep our sex slaves in our cellars.

Well, first of all it is “dungeons” and second, where else should we keep them?

[quote]orion wrote:
The main problem people seem to have with Austria these days is that we keep our sex slaves in our cellars.

Well, first of all it is “dungeons” and second, where else should we keep them?[/quote]

The attic is less creepy.

NSW usually has a corrupt Labor Party government. You have to travel out of state to Canberra to buy fireworks and the cities are swarming with latte sipping lefties. Unless you’re in the city you’re going to have to do a great deal of driving so a big car. Although big cars are going out of style here too due to the price of oil and all the Eco-fascism.

Those catalytic converters really ruin your engine. They deprive your engine of oxygen making the mix too rich which overheats your engine. There are wildlife rangers everywhere here too and they’ll check your fish and game limits and fine you for all sorts of infractions if you don’t follow the rules. Lots of great beaches, fishing spots, highlands, rivers, vast plains, subtropical forests, eucalpyt forests, desert, sand dunes, snowy mountains with relatively good skiing in the winter etc. There’s a lot here if you like the outdoors. There’s also great wine and great food regions although I’ll admit that Victoria and South Australia have the best fresh food and wine. And there’s also the pub culture and the old pubs all over the state. Australia has the highest number of public houses per person in the world(we drink a lot).

Texas should be teen pregnancy and food stamps/WIC

It rained here today, they actually issue a weather alert when it rains. That is the level of pussdom we achieve. Oh and no one here can drive in the rain.

[quote]JLD2k3 wrote:

OK, I’m going to say that Idaho’s reason for sucking is a good thing, as having the least government influence IMO is a positive. [/quote]

Seconded.

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

Australia has the highest number of public houses per person in the world(we drink a lot). [/quote]

Note for all Septic wowsers who don’t speak Strine:

SM is not talking about public housing.

He is talking about “bars”.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]JLD2k3 wrote:

OK, I’m going to say that Idaho’s reason for sucking is a good thing, as having the least government influence IMO is a positive. [/quote]

Seconded.[/quote]

I thought Idaho had lousy taxes. I’m planning to relocate one day back to the lower 48, Idaho is on the list but Alaska has spoiled me. How is it?

My state’s reason for sucking must because they polled my ex.

SM, Omaha, Nebraska has some history with “Public Houses”, lol.

The Top Ten Bar-Dense Cities in the US
(The number represents bars per 10,000 households.)

1: New Orleans, LA, 8.6
2: Milwaukee, WI, 8.5
3: Omaha, NE-IA, 8.3
4: Pittsburgh, PA, 7.9
5: Toledo, OH, 7.2
6: Syracuse, NY, 7.0
7: Buffalo, NY, 6.8
8: San Francisco, CA, 6.0
9: Las Vegas, NV, 6.0
10: Honolulu, HI, 5.9

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m not saying we have good drivers here, or that massholes aren’t deserving of the title… I would just prefer they called it “aggressive drivers” rather than bad.

We have our fair share of bad, which leads to the need to be aggressive, but I’d say knowing how to drive aggressively is a skill, not really a negative, in some cases.[/quote]

We just had a 150 car pileup of aggressive drivers.

I have only been to Boston once and was struck by how shitty/aggressive the drivers were. We have our share of aggressive drivers, it is only a skill until things go wrong.

I’m from Alabama. I am trying hard to find a reason why my state does NOT suck.

[quote]OldOgre wrote:
I’m from Alabama. I am trying hard to find a reason why my state does NOT suck.[/quote]

Isn’t it legal to fish with guns there? That’s something you can always hang your hat on.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m not saying we have good drivers here, or that massholes aren’t deserving of the title… I would just prefer they called it “aggressive drivers” rather than bad.

We have our fair share of bad, which leads to the need to be aggressive, but I’d say knowing how to drive aggressively is a skill, not really a negative, in some cases.[/quote]

We just had a 150 car pileup of aggressive drivers.

I have only been to Boston once and was struck by how shitty/aggressive the drivers were. We have our share of aggressive drivers, it is only a skill until things go wrong.
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You’re ruining my joke man.

We drive like total assholes 100% of the time. Nothing better than someone in an SUV that thinks the vehicle is impervious to the blizzard they are driving 80 in, only to see them flipped over in the median 5 miles later.

Everyone claims that their weather changes the most, quickest, least predictably; and that their drivers are aggressive assholes and can’t drive in rain, ice, snow.

Any State that does not allow concealed carry sucks. Even if the state does have concealed carry but bans open carry, there is a suck factor there

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m not saying we have good drivers here, or that massholes aren’t deserving of the title… I would just prefer they called it “aggressive drivers” rather than bad.

We have our fair share of bad, which leads to the need to be aggressive, but I’d say knowing how to drive aggressively is a skill, not really a negative, in some cases.[/quote]

We just had a 150 car pileup of aggressive drivers.

I have only been to Boston once and was struck by how shitty/aggressive the drivers were. We have our share of aggressive drivers, it is only a skill until things go wrong.
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You’re ruining my joke man.

We drive like total assholes 100% of the time. Nothing better than someone in an SUV that thinks the vehicle is impervious to the blizzard they are driving 80 in, only to see them flipped over in the median 5 miles later. [/quote]

Oh, we have them here in DE as well. The state is pretty much just a couple of highways top to bottom, which most drivers apparently think is a drag strip.

[quote]msw1959 wrote:
Any State that does not allow concealed carry sucks. Even if the state does have concealed carry but bans open carry, there is a suck factor there[/quote]

Careful. I know some Texas boys who might not take kindly to that comment.

We banned plastic bags, because they occupy 1/3 of 1% of landfills.