Why is This Cool?

[quote]FightingScott wrote:
Human is the next best thing. [/quote]

You could not be more wrong. Whale skin is the way to go.

yeah, if i had 300 bucks laying around i would spend it all on BCAAs and Fish oil and take like 60g each per day till it runs out.

I have problems with regular jeans right now. I have no idea how I cold even get those past my knees.

Oh well, I guess I have to go back to buying my jeans from ROSS. I think the most expensive store I have bought clothes from was Marshalls.

My friend and I were talking to a couple of girls earlier about how weird emos dress, and they said that emos were hot and that their pants were cool. I wished I had some cyanide pills.

[quote]dday wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
$300 jeans. A guy in my office said I needed at least a few pairs of $300 jeans.

They used a bucket of cold water to wake me up.

$300 jeans!!! Are you F’ing kidding me! Hell my suit was $300, no way I’d spend $300 on jeans, unless they were made from the skin of the last unicorn, then I’d only consider it.

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Most of my jeans are $300. That’s just the standard price for nice jeans. I haven’t been able to find nice jeans for cheaper. I know it’s kind of lame that you have to pay that much more just for nicer back pocket stitching, but show up to the club in Wal-mart jeans, and there’s a good chance you won’t get let in. Just look up something like men’s denim guide on google. Everything will be $300+.

[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:
dday wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
$300 jeans. A guy in my office said I needed at least a few pairs of $300 jeans.

They used a bucket of cold water to wake me up.

$300 jeans!!! Are you F’ing kidding me! Hell my suit was $300, no way I’d spend $300 on jeans, unless they were made from the skin of the last unicorn, then I’d only consider it.

Most of my jeans are $300. That’s just the standard price for nice jeans. I haven’t been able to find nice jeans for cheaper. I know it’s kind of lame that you have to pay that much more just for nicer back pocket stitching, but show up to the club in Wal-mart jeans, and there’s a good chance you won’t get let in. Just look up something like men’s denim guide on google. Everything will be $300+.
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You pay 250$ for a label? That’s not kind of lame, that’s really lame.

It’s your money though so buy whatever the fuck you want.

for not eating you poop aLOT.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
JohnnyNinja wrote:
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

You know, sometimes I wish I was a baby again. Life was so much simpler.

Sleep
Wake up
Poop
Sleep
Wake up
Eat
Burp
Sleep
Poop (While asleep)
Wake up
Vomit
Sleep[/quote]

But eating was always in there. Anyway, I noticed that most babies will poop ten times their own body weight in one sitting.

[quote]inthego wrote:
for not eating you poop aLOT.

Makavali wrote:
JohnnyNinja wrote:
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

You know, sometimes I wish I was a baby again. Life was so much simpler.

Sleep
Wake up
Poop
Sleep
Wake up
Eat
Burp
Sleep
Poop (While asleep)
Wake up
Vomit
Sleep

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[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:
dday wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
$300 jeans. A guy in my office said I needed at least a few pairs of $300 jeans.

They used a bucket of cold water to wake me up.

$300 jeans!!! Are you F’ing kidding me! Hell my suit was $300, no way I’d spend $300 on jeans, unless they were made from the skin of the last unicorn, then I’d only consider it.

Most of my jeans are $300. That’s just the standard price for nice jeans. I haven’t been able to find nice jeans for cheaper. I know it’s kind of lame that you have to pay that much more just for nicer back pocket stitching, but show up to the club in Wal-mart jeans, and there’s a good chance you won’t get let in. Just look up something like men’s denim guide on google. Everything will be $300+.
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http://www.uptownwholesale.com/catalog/item/5666086/5549054.htm#image_1
I just got these and they’re just as nice as the $300 ones and they aren’t skin friggin tight

[quote]Makavali wrote:
But eating was always in there. Anyway, I noticed that most babies will poop ten times their own body weight in one sitting.
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10 x Body Weight?

Mak, I think your kid may have a serious problem.

Please take your baby to the nearest medical centre for rehydration.

I think an important point needs to be made.

Some people who wear skinny black jeans are really fucking cool.

On one hand you have people like this, who are quite uncool.

And on the other you have people like this, who far cooler than you’ll ever be.

[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:

Most of my jeans are $300. That’s just the standard price for nice jeans. I haven’t been able to find nice jeans for cheaper. I know it’s kind of lame that you have to pay that much more just for nicer back pocket stitching, but show up to the club in Wal-mart jeans, and there’s a good chance you won’t get let in. Just look up something like men’s denim guide on google. Everything will be $300+.
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Jesus. This thread continues to make me absolutely thrilled that I’m not into the singles/club scene. What a bunch of retards.

If someone told me I couldn’t enter a building because my jeans didn’t cost enough, I’d punch them in the face.

There are plenty on non-Wal Mart options for jeans that don’t cost $300, or even $100 for that matter. Give me a break.

[quote]FightingScott wrote:
And on the other you have people like this, who far cooler than you’ll ever be. [/quote]

No offense intended to Yo Momma but I have found most musicians to be dorks and misfits (which can be cool in it’s own way).

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Thomas Gabriel wrote:

Most of my jeans are $300. That’s just the standard price for nice jeans. I haven’t been able to find nice jeans for cheaper. I know it’s kind of lame that you have to pay that much more just for nicer back pocket stitching, but show up to the club in Wal-mart jeans, and there’s a good chance you won’t get let in. Just look up something like men’s denim guide on google. Everything will be $300+.

Jesus. This thread continues to make me absolutely thrilled that I’m not into the singles/club scene. What a bunch of retards.

If someone told me I couldn’t enter a building because my jeans didn’t cost enough, I’d punch them in the face.

There are plenty on non-Wal Mart options for jeans that don’t cost $300, or even $100 for that matter. Give me a break.[/quote]

But…for an extra 250 bucks, you can get GREAT back pocket cross stitching!!!

I wasn’t aware any jeans I have ever bought had the name of the store printed across them so how would they know where the hell I bought them from?

The last pair I bought came from Old Navy. I doubt they cost me even 40 bucks. If that’s not good enough, they can honestly kiss my ass.

[quote]FightingScott wrote:
I think an important point needs to be made.

Some people who wear skinny black jeans are really fucking cool.

On one hand you have people like this, who are quite uncool. [/quote]

I really REALLY hate emo kids.

If I buy $300 worth of jeans, it’s going to consist of:

Seven pair of jeans
A few nice dress shirts
A Chuck Norris T-Shirt

The fucking hell would you spend $300 on clothes to go buy some random chick alcohol?


Some people really need to get their priorities straight.

$300 for a pair of jeans?

I don’t care about inflation, if my kids ever ask me for $300 pants, I’ll beat them so hard my grand kids will feel it.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

But…for an extra 250 bucks, you can get GREAT back pocket cross stitching!!!

I wasn’t aware any jeans I have ever bought had the name of the store printed across them so how would they know where the hell I bought them from?

The last pair I bought came from Old Navy. I doubt they cost me even 40 bucks. If that’s not good enough, they can honestly kiss my ass.[/quote]

Exactly.

The most expensive jeans I own cost $100, and my wife bought them for me, against my wishes.

Every other pair I own is either Old Navy or American Eagle, none of which I have ever paid more than $40 for, and typically I buy them in the Summer when they have jeans on sale for like $20.

Shockingly, both the $100 pair and the $20 pairs look exactly the same and last just as long.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
FightingScott wrote:
And on the other you have people like this, who far cooler than you’ll ever be.

No offense intended to Yo Momma but I have found most musicians to be dorks and misfits (which can be cool in it’s own way).[/quote]

My main point is that Trent Reznor can get away with wearing tight black jeans.

Anyplace that doesn’t want my business (and my money) based on how much I spent on my clothing is better off without me as a customer. If jeans are appropriate, then what does it matter what brand they are or how much I spent on them (assuming they are clean and fit appropriately)? I assure you that you don’t have to spend $300 for even premium jeans.

If you can spend $300 on a non-essential piece of clothing (example of essential would be a business suit for a lawyer), then I assume your 401K is fully fully funded, you don’t have any debt (consumer or otherwise), and you own a nice home in a decent neighborhood. Otherwise, $300 for one article of fashionable (i.e. will go out of style) clothing is an absurd waste of cash…shit I think I just officially turned into my father.