[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
Nice one nephorm. That was funny as hell. [/quote]
Almost as funny as watching some people getting worked up over another grew7 joke thread!
[quote]Thai_Bxr wrote:
This might be a dumb question, but why would you even think of posting this on T-Nation. No one here feels sorry for you. Worse, most of us hope this girl will forget about you and get on with her life. (Speaking of which, do you have her phon# handy).
Also, stop playing Pokemon. If you are old enough to write in complete sentences, you are too old for this game. Until you grow up an grow a pair, don’t try to date again.
In case you haven’t figured this out yet, your relationship is over. Dumbass.[/quote]
Doh. Btw, it’s Dumas - he’s French.
DB
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
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That is so twisted…several people came to my cube to see what I was laughing about.
[quote]grew7 wrote:
I mean, wtf? Her cat died. So? Let me start from the beginning. I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait.”
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny Pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/10,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES,” interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly notice that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumb ass and swinging my fists around. She yelled out “FUCK YOU,” and ran out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. I know it’s obvious that she is over-reacting, but getting her to see that will probably be impossible. Help me.[/quote]
How was she over-reacting? You had a hard-on for a Pidgey.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
TrainerinDC wrote:
Nice one nephorm. That was funny as hell.
Almost as funny as watching some people getting worked up over another grew7 joke thread![/quote]
The bear thread? If so, even though it was part of his MO it was fun to debate with everyone who latched on.
I knew he liked dark comedy way back when he posted the pic of the date he supposedly had. I dunno why, but his humor kind of has a creepy J. Dalmer vibe to it.
D
[quote]GaMeOvEr305 wrote:
Doesn’t that game have a pause button? [/quote]
no it dosen’t. you can just not do anything in the battle though and nothing will happen so its kind of liek it being paused.
not that i play this game. i just checked my game from when i was in elementry school lol
PGA… that death star pic is genious… good one.
I can’t believe you guys all believe him, he started the 100 people vs. a bear thread! The best part is that the thread became serious though while grew was saying the people could pick up the bear…
he’s obviously not serious.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Hilarious!
I didnt do any of these GIF’s. Mine are all T-Nacione related. I just found these other random ones on the net.
HAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious. I play pokemon too when I dont have anything to do at 2 am when I wake up for no reason but I didnt know that about the shiny pokemon…need to check that out.
You need to introduce her to pokemon.
She’d understand after that.
Great bait! Though I can’t believe you caught so many fish.
[quote]grew7 wrote:
I mean, wtf? Her cat died. So? Let me start from the beginning. I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait.”
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny Pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/10,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES,” interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly notice that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumb ass and swinging my fists around. She yelled out “FUCK YOU,” and ran out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. I know it’s obvious that she is over-reacting, but getting her to see that will probably be impossible. Help me.[/quote]
this is your gf’s way of telling you she already has a pussy, she doesn’t need another one.
[quote]daltron wrote:
grew7 wrote:
I mean, wtf? Her cat died. So? Let me start from the beginning. I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait.”
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny Pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/10,000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES,” interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly notice that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumb ass and swinging my fists around. She yelled out “FUCK YOU,” and ran out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. I know it’s obvious that she is over-reacting, but getting her to see that will probably be impossible. Help me.
this is your gf’s way of telling you she already has a pussy, she doesn’t need another one.
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well, no, apparently she doesnt anymore, because it died
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if this whole thread werent a joke i mean. and yeah, his thread about meeting his gf at a motel 6 was better
wow stop replying, he just took this off youtube
[quote]julia87 wrote:
HAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious. I play pokemon too when I dont have anything to do at 2 am when I wake up for no reason but I didnt know that about the shiny pokemon…need to check that out.
You need to introduce her to pokemon.
She’d understand after that.
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I know right, where the hell is my shiny pidgy!!!
[quote]julia87 wrote:
I play pokemon too when I dont have anything to do at 2 am when I wake up for no reason…
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That sounds pretty catabolic.
A dead cat v. a shiny pidgy?
I’m going with the shiny pidgy everytime. Not because I know anything about pokemon, but because I hate cats that much.
To prevent further incidents like this - never date a cat lover. There is something inherently evil about cat people.