Why Do Bodybuilders Have Low IQs?

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
You brain dead muscle heads have simply unimaginatively lashed out scattershot with zero substance.

Thanks for confirming with authority my assertions and exposing for all the world to see, what illiterate room temperature IQ morons you bodybuilder’s mothers have conceived.

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::Above was edited as quote didnt work for some reason::

… Ok now I’m going to interpret this both way to eliminate any substance behind the mass amount of crap that comes out of your confidence lacking, “I got made fun of in school”, 30 year old virgin ass.

First, while yes I’ll admit that in the world of bodybuilding, and even weight lifting you have stupid people, but hey the same goes for computer nerds like you, your a retard so tell me how it feels ? Seriously though, alot of people who push weight have done so much research into the human machine as it were that they often times understand it better than a doctor who’s went to school for 8-12 years. Not to mention that half the guys on the Steroids forum could qualify as chemist in everything but title. So that’s 1 over the normal guy

Second, I can’t speak for everyone on here but when I used to fight and wrestle at 155 (at 5’11) I was just another guy walking down the street, but at a Shredded Heavyweight it all works. Girls like it, people respect you, and ya sure; little kids like you talk alot of crap. But look at it this way, a few studies have all been done taking a large amount of specimens in consideration and guess what… The “muscle bound meat heads” actually achieved more at the workplace and received higher payer salaries and faster advancement, so that’s 2 over the normal guy.

Third, and this one is one I’ll admit you were right on. We are addicted to pushing our body’s and spending out times in the gyms, but that also means we’re not drunks, we don’t sit around develop health issues and we almost always can go out and pick up a girl. So wait that means we are not social outcast, so what was the point of your original point of your post OP ? That’s 3 over you guys

So in closing, I’m sorry that your girlfriend left you cause she was stronger than you and ended up with most likely a “meat head” or “gym junkie”, but hey stop being a lil girl yourself and that wouldn’t happen. And to end it, I’ve met alot of Pro “meat heads” and they all were helpful. The most memorable being when I was working out in Las Vegas at the Golds Gym at West Sahara and a Former Mr.Olympia gave me a crap ton of advice and supplements for no other reason than he wanted to see someone benefit from what he’s learned and been thru, normal people don’t do that.

So I have a question, why are idiots like you so ineffective, socially ignored, and bad at trolling ?

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I’m smarter than the OP

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
My mother is dead.

Your limpid impression of an introvert striving to be an extrovert doesn’t work, imhungry.

You’re straining too hard with the stilted prose. Face it, some of us are Alpha Males, whilst most of you Roid Ragers aren’t.

Would someone please wake me when imhungry musters up the chutzpah to force-feed another strained response?
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well… it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective…maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I Hope This Helps…

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I think you have a psychological misfire there, boy.

Didn’t your mom tell you this is a game for shit and giggles.

You’re a pisspoor version of the most dispicle type of Gym Rat.

Lose your sustanon 250, your pimply pizza face, your Roid Rage, and trash your erectile dysfunction pills while you’re at it, you wannabe.

When you can squat 800, Bench 550, and deadlift 700, all with what God gave you, then we can talk, smalltimer.

We do share a healthy disdain of “meat heads”, “social outcasts”, and “stupid people”, but you owe it to yourself and your bodybuilding family to work harder to distance yourself farther from them than you evidently have.

That was one very pathetic piece of self incrimination there, moron.

What else you got?

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Dude are you saying that the guys in here have low IQ-s?Lmao go in the steroid forum(or any other forum) and let those guys unveil their powers…BBB Bonez Tribunaldude etc etc can tell you how every fuckin mechanism in your body works…and you say those guys have low IQ-s ehh>?

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Bodybuilders are just plain dumb.

And I can speak from much experience in the health and fitness industry.

But please allow me to qualify my remarks by admitting that I am generalizing. I do not know any of you juicers personally, but even though many of you may have the physiques of fire hydrants, you have trouble walking a chewing gum at the same time. Brains the equivalent of your collective shriveled nuts.

However, I digress…

In general terms, you steroid using body gods, muscle worshippers, gym junkies and weight warriors became somewhat obsessive with your determination to develop your bodies to abnormal levels (I’m sure you know that you mutants we see flexing in little thong briefs on a stage possess abnormal physiques).

So, we may ask, why would someone do this. Again, in general terms, it comes down to two reasons: firstly, you feel that it is good therapy for your insecurity and a way to earn respect, or secondly, you want to develop your bodies because your brains are beyond help.

Either way, the intellect that drives your desire is clearly malfunctioning, because having muscles in your shit means Absolutely Nothing. If you’re a social inadequate when you were a 98 pound weakling, you become even more outcast and inadequate as a 198 pound muscle addict. Everyone KNOWS you’re shooting roids, LOSERS.

If you’re dumb, you’re just as dumb when benching 300 lbs for reps while reading the latest edition of Mad Magazine.

Now, I’ll admit that a rare bodybuilder may be intelligent, its just that I never met one.

As to some evidence that bodybuilding attracts lowbrows and esteem seekers, one only has to look at the most prominent example in Arnold Schwarzenegger. Only a complete and total moron could ever be elected as Governor of California.[/quote]

Because of survival strategies, evolutionary adaptations, natural selection, and other biological factors pertaining to “nature’s economy”.

People who are gifted physically tend not to be as gifted intellectually, and vice versa. Probably because it takes a lot of resources for the development of an organism and that development can go down either of those paths, but generally not both.

Bodybuilding is the ultimate expression of the physical domain, so there you have the reason why most people who pursue this hobby aren’t gifted intellectually.

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
You brain dead muscle heads have simply unimaginatively lashed out scattershot with zero substance.

Thanks for confirming with authority my assertions and exposing for all the world to see, what illiterate room temperature IQ morons you bodybuilder’s mothers have conceived.

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Not that I should be feeding you, but the IQ test is not necessarily an accurate measure of intelligence. One of the origins of the test was to ensure men joining the military could retain orders, make quick decisions, formulate strategy through logic and pattern finding, and most importantly not blow their own heads off!

The intelligence that most people readily identify with is the desire for knowledge, and the ability to articulate information.

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Clearly you are lacking in any degree of self-confidence or self-worth. Certainly you are no Alpha Male in neither the mental nor physical arena, as you have nothing better to do with your time than make feeble attempts at antagonizing people you claim to be below you on an intellectual level. Based on your assertions, that would be like Einstein wasting his time arguing physics with a retard. In psychoanalyzing such a scenario, I would call it a pathetic and shameful attempt to gratify his ego and pacify his own sense of (apparently) extreme inadequacy. So thank you for making us all feel that much better about ourselves that we aren’t the pathetic virgin that has not the intellect or will to do anything better with his time than troll. What a sad little loser you must be (sheds a tear for you) :frowning:

P.S.
Shouldn’t you be out taking a standardized test somewhere?

Signing off,
Jay: IQ 156

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You know trolls get off to the negative responses that people give them. I think what the mods here should do is whenever a troll makes a topic, they should edit what he says and make it completely rediculous, so he just feels stupid and leaves. I think that’s a great idea. The troll never gets the satisfaction of annoying people, and the people who actually use this site for information or socializing will know that a troll has just been thwarted, and get a laugh out of it.

Not that most of us don’t laugh at them anyways, but there are always those few who get upset, and a troll only needs a few angry people to be fueled.

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Because of survival strategies, evolutionary adaptations, natural selection, and other biological factors pertaining to “nature’s economy”.

People who are gifted physically tend not to be as gifted intellectually, and vice versa. Probably because it takes a lot of resources for the development of an organism and that development can go down either of those paths, but generally not both.

Bodybuilding is the ultimate expression of the physical domain, so there you have the reason why most people who pursue this hobby aren’t gifted intellectually.[/quote]

Don’t start an argument over genetics/evolution if you can’t talk the talk. There is absolutely no scientific evidence that indicates smart people and strong people must be mutually exclusive.

The reasons why brain and braun appear separate in most circumstances would most likely be due to developmental issues and social coupling. 12,000 years ago, a smart cavewoman looking for a mate would pick someone like herself rather than the dude who still grunts for communication.

Likewise, people look for other people similar to themselves today. Also, someone who likes being a physical specimen may choose not develop his mind. Intelligence is highly correlated with developmental issues.

By the way, i read you’re posts on curling in the “Best athletic Physique” forum. Anyone looking for a good laugh should check it out.

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Buff after my workout, flush after fleecing the corporate lambs, resplendent in my tailored duds, sanctimonious in my moral superiority, and high on my oxycontin jamocha latte, I’ve now managed to squeeze the time out of my busy schedule of doing Very Important Things to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT with respect to the embittered, embattled intellectually challenged T-Nation assholes who have infested MY thread like rats in a landfill…

MM y own theory is that there is a psychological profile one can apply to MOST bodybuilders…

Proof comes from the submissions in this thread, and most all of you fit neatly into that profile. My hypothetical characterization is;

* Not intelligent or articulate
  Most have experienced childhood/development/family trauma
  Most display a HIGH degree of latent anger (not bad tempered)
  ALL Underchievers
  ALL Insecure
  To varying degrees, undertaking a process of re-development and self awareness that recognizes that you all are the half assed, low brow troglodytes that you've all led me to believe you are.

Mere theory, and certainly neither prescriptive nor based on anything other that the limpid postings on this forum. But it would make an interesting exercise to prove or disprove my hypothesis.

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Buff after my workout, flush after fleecing the corporate lambs, resplendent in my tailored duds, sanctimonious in my moral superiority, and high on my oxycontin jamocha latte, I’ve now managed to squeeze the time out of my busy schedule of doing Very Important Things to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT with respect to the embittered, embattled intellectually challenged T-Nation assholes who have infested MY thread like rats in a landfill…

MM y own theory is that there is a psychological profile one can apply to MOST bodybuilders…

Proof comes from the submissions in this thread, and most all of you fit neatly into that profile. My hypothetical characterization is;

* Not intelligent or articulate
  Most have experienced childhood/development/family trauma
  Most display a HIGH degree of latent anger (not bad tempered)
  ALL Underchievers
  ALL Insecure
  To varying degrees, undertaking a process of re-development and self awareness that recognizes that you all are the half assed, low brow troglodytes that you've all led me to believe you are.

Mere theory, and certainly neither prescriptive nor based on anything other that the limpid postings on this forum. But it would make an interesting exercise to prove or disprove my hypothesis.
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You could even by the first one to prove a hypothesis ever and therefore deserve to be awarded the Nobel Prize for sheer awesomeness.

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Buff after my workout, flush after fleecing the corporate lambs, resplendent in my tailored duds, sanctimonious in my moral superiority, and high on my oxycontin jamocha latte, I’ve now managed to squeeze the time out of my busy schedule of doing Very Important Things to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT with respect to the embittered, embattled intellectually challenged T-Nation assholes who have infested MY thread like rats in a landfill…

MM y own theory is that there is a psychological profile one can apply to MOST bodybuilders…

Proof comes from the submissions in this thread, and most all of you fit neatly into that profile. My hypothetical characterization is;

* Not intelligent or articulate
  Most have experienced childhood/development/family trauma
  Most display a HIGH degree of latent anger (not bad tempered)
  ALL Underchievers
  ALL Insecure
  To varying degrees, undertaking a process of re-development and self awareness that recognizes that you all are the half assed, low brow troglodytes that you've all led me to believe you are.

Mere theory, and certainly neither prescriptive nor based on anything other that the limpid postings on this forum. But it would make an interesting exercise to prove or disprove my hypothesis.
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Ive had the best childhood ever(loving parents,great social and intellectual enviroment)
I did the TOEFL when I was only 13
I am the most popular guy in the school and Im pretty socially active
I have all my grades A-s
I am well respected by my teachers and friends
MY brother and parents are the best
I’ve got an IQ of 145 and I love Bodybuilding
am I any thing like u described ?

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Buff after my workout, flush after fleecing the corporate lambs, resplendent in my tailored duds, sanctimonious in my moral superiority, and high on my oxycontin jamocha latte, I’ve now managed to squeeze the time out of my busy schedule of doing Very Important Things to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT with respect to the embittered, embattled intellectually challenged T-Nation assholes who have infested MY thread like rats in a landfill…

MM y own theory is that there is a psychological profile one can apply to MOST bodybuilders…

Proof comes from the submissions in this thread, and most all of you fit neatly into that profile. My hypothetical characterization is;

* Not intelligent or articulate
  Most have experienced childhood/development/family trauma
  Most display a HIGH degree of latent anger (not bad tempered)
  ALL Underchievers
  ALL Insecure
  To varying degrees, undertaking a process of re-development and self awareness that recognizes that you all are the half assed, low brow troglodytes that you've all led me to believe you are.

Mere theory, and certainly neither prescriptive nor based on anything other that the limpid postings on this forum. But it would make an interesting exercise to prove or disprove my hypothesis.
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Lets assume for a second, that you in fact are right. That most bodybuilders are stupid people, devoid of intelligence and personality, and seek to improving their bodies to compensate for this.

If this is the reality, which you surely perceive it to be, then why would you need to use your time to come over to a bodybuilding forum and smear it in? To feel superior and gloat at us? Now, what does this tell about yourself?

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Buff after my workout, flush after fleecing the corporate lambs, resplendent in my tailored duds, sanctimonious in my moral superiority, and high on my oxycontin jamocha latte, I’ve now managed to squeeze the time out of my busy schedule of doing Very Important Things to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT with respect to the embittered, embattled intellectually challenged T-Nation assholes who have infested MY thread like rats in a landfill…

MM y own theory is that there is a psychological profile one can apply to MOST bodybuilders…

Proof comes from the submissions in this thread, and most all of you fit neatly into that profile. My hypothetical characterization is;

* Not intelligent or articulate
  Most have experienced childhood/development/family trauma
  Most display a HIGH degree of latent anger (not bad tempered)
  ALL Underchievers
  ALL Insecure
  To varying degrees, undertaking a process of re-development and self awareness that recognizes that you all are the half assed, low brow troglodytes that you've all led me to believe you are.

Mere theory, and certainly neither prescriptive nor based on anything other that the limpid postings on this forum. But it would make an interesting exercise to prove or disprove my hypothesis.
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It doesn’t take an intelligent person to make a verbose egotistical statement like in your first paragraph, it takes an idiot with too much time and a thesaurus. Of course you claim to be busy, perhaps only with your delusions of superiority and creativity.

Seriously, do you find it fun to provoke people for their lifestyles? Get a life, we all know you’re doing this for fun.

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Trolls are just plain dumb.

And I can speak from much experience in the health and fitness forum community.

But please allow me to qualify my remarks by admitting that I am generalizing. I do not know any of you trolls personally, but even though many of you may have the physiques of a tub of jelly, you have trouble typing and chewing gum at the same time. Brains the equivalent of your collective shriveled egos.

However, I digress…

In general terms, you keyboard using, computer-screen-hiding-behind dweebs spend a truly sad amount of your pointless existences merely trying to garner a reaction out of sincere, honest folks. Folks who tend to see through your rather obvious attempts, for the pathetic, no-life attention whores that you are.

So, we may ask, why would someone do this. Again, in general terms, it comes down to two reasons: firstly, you feel that it is good therapy for your insecurity and a way to earn respect, or secondly, you want to try and insult people in the virtual world because you know only too well that you would never even dare to look at a person funny, let alone insult them in the real world. Perhaps because your brains are beyond help. Perhaps because without the internet time delay, you are incapable of forming a witty repartee in real time. Or maybe because you would get knocked the hell out.

Either way, the intellect that drives your desire is clearly malfunctioning, because having testicles in your poor little self-created virtual world means Absolutely Nothing. If you’re a social inadequate when you were a child, you become even more outcast and inadequate as a grown adult. Everyone KNOWS you have no social life, LOSER.

I’m bored now; that is all.

BBB

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LMAO

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TROLL…YOUS a TROLL…

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If your so busy, then why are you trolling here, you fuckwit? Does harassing people online amuse you?

lol I am not drinking your kool aid motherfucker. Your not fooling me or anybody else. Your silly attempts at causing trouble are just as impotent and useless as any other troll’s anywhere on the internet.

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I’m going against what I said right now by replying to this thread again, but I must say, this kid loves the hell out of thesaurus.com.

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[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
troll story[/quote]

Wait… Did you really photoshop the head of Balkenende onto some retarded picture for your avatar?

What the fuck yo?