Why Are Zombies Always Trying to Eat Me?

[quote]will to power wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Serious question. No laughs please. Why are zombies always trying to eat me?

I am a good catholic man…

Rumour has it your priests are trained for this sort of thing.

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omg lol that was rich!!!

[quote]nomorewar wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
I’ve had a ton zombie dreams recently. I had this zombie dog that helped me kill other zombies and it had huge long fangs that I wrapped chains around as a leash. It was awesome.

coo. But do you have an answer to my problem?
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Ummm…take a handfull of ZMA and go to sleep?