[quote]HG Thrower wrote:
Does this work for you?
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I’m personally a big fan of the phrase, “quivering mound of love pudding” so if you can work that in I am good to go.
I’m personally a big fan of your avatar.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? I have a boyfriend and do not appreciate your advances.
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
HG Thrower wrote:
Does this work for you?
I’m personally a big fan of the phrase, “quivering mound of love pudding” so if you can work that in I am good to go.[/quote]
I get pretty quivering and pudding-ish when I’m bulking.
Liar!
Oh my god how could I have not known?
In my quest to be a shining example of a dynamic woman, encompassing all of those qualities that I admire in others, and making it a daily habit to do my absolute best, I somehow put “attention whore” in the wrong column on my spreadsheet.
GONE! are the days when I attempt to lighten up a depressing conversation with a sexual joke.
GONE! are the days when I’m so proud of the work I’ve accomplished in the gym and the kitchen that I post pictures of my bare ass in complimenting light and positions, and show them to anyone who will look.
Now I can go to sleep tonight knowing that I’m one step closer to being the best CBear I can be, and I thank you, 3hitter, for opening my eyes and showing me the error of my ways.
I am eternally grateful.
vaya con dios.
[quote]3hitter wrote:
This is long. Either read it all or move the fuck on. I could careless one way or the other.
/start rant
This is TESTOSTRONE nation right? Then why do so many men KISS ASS for pictures of the girls? I have to admit: when I first joined (unfortunately in 2009) I fell into the same trap. (this is where someone points out all of the posts where I complimented a woman.) SURE, GUILTY AS CHARGED. It was kind of a wolf pack mentality. You know, new to the pack and playing along to feel comfortable. Than thank god I fell and bumped my head and came to my senses.
Fortunately, I get to wake up next to a woman who at 44 could out work 98% of the men around here in the gym and has built a body to die for. Oh wait, let me post her on wives and girlfriends. Not. You guys are fools. They are not a trophy to put on display so that you can have your ego stroked.
Sure I like to have a beautiful woman on my arm, but news flash…I was just as proud to have her there after the kids were born and she was over weight and out of shape. How about throwing up some of those pictures?
Isn’t testosterone all about being male and who gives a flyin’ fuck if a girl pays attention to you or not? Am I wrong? Is it about who can collect the most pictures? Like trading cards when you were still pissing your pants? At least with those you got some god damn bubble gum. Oh, oh, send me pictures of your tits. Oh, oh, send me pictures of your…Who gives a fuck.
Jesus Christ man, try to get both of your testicles to descend and build some fucking muscle. That’s why you came here right? Read, learn, try something different, and see if it works for you? Pick an article apart and see what you can incorporate. What works for you and what you can disregard?
Granted, some of the women around here bust their ass and have excellent muscular development, strength, and are always trying to set impressive PRs. They should be recognized for their accomplishments. Props to those women, they know who they are.
Shit man, anyone that came to this site to simply show off is nothing but an attention whore. Everyone wants to give Jack Urboady shit for posting to much? At least he’s fucking funny. There is nothing wrong with progress pictures. There should be progress pictures for those that feel the need, but shit post just to post because you’re not getting enough attention off the internet.
Seriously? Ever stop to wonder why it’s always the same hand full of women who post pictures? For Christ sake, four fucking pages in SAMA.
Donâ??t read into this, what isn’t there. That seems to be popular on the internet. For the most part SAMA is great. It’s an excellent bonding atmosphere. But four fucking pages of the same women looking to get their egos stroked. How about instead we try four fucking pages sincerely helping some newbie fine tune a program. They come here for help and get chastised. Answer the kids question with helpful advice or STFU.
I thought it was all fun and games until the D**K picture thread went up. That was just too messed up and handled poorly by both parties. Although the sender at least owned up and took his lumps. Good for you.
Before someone else says it, allow me steal your thunder…
“This post is useless without pictures.”
Have a nice day and fuck you.
/end rant
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SmilingPolitely, what I meant to say is that, uh…I think you have a fine ass pair of legs.
Well in that case, can you send me a cock shot?
Win!
Here you go…
As you can tell my cock is massive and proud!
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Kiss more ass = more ass pics. Simple equation. Men kiss Women’s ass in real life and the same thing happens on the internet.
Men want Sex. Women want Attention. Men Give Attention to Women. And in return, Women give Sex to Men.
Internet version: Men want Boob pics. Women want Compliments and Attention. Men give Compliments and Attention. And in return, Women give Boob pics.
That’s life in the SAMA forums. If you don’t like it, leave. Politics and World issues needs all the members it can get.
Edit And I don’t even read the first full paragraph of your post. Shorten your shit up. My attention span can’t handle that crap unless there’s Tits involved.
Wol, I am disappointed man, I was expecting a “Wall of Text” comment.[/quote]
This better?
And for the record, I’m not a girl! Stop looking at my profile! You bastards didn’t look when I had the Avatar of Daffy Duck masturbating, don’t look now. Spoiled bastards.
[quote]3hitter wrote:
Shit man, anyone that came to this site to simply show off is nothing but an attention whore. >>Everyone wants to give Jack Urboady shit for posting to much? At least he’s fucking funny.<< There is nothing wrong with progress pictures. There should be progress pictures for those that feel the need, >>but shit post just to post because you’re not getting enough attention off the internet.<<
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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
Win!
Here you go…
As you can tell my cock is massive and proud!
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L O Fucking L!!
SP if one cock isn’t enough for you, here’s a few more.
[quote]3hitter wrote:
This is long. Either read it all or move the fuck on. I could careless one way or the other.
/start rant
This is TESTOSTRONE nation right? Then why do so many men KISS ASS for pictures of the girls? I have to admit: when I first joined (unfortunately in 2009) I fell into the same trap. (this is where someone points out all of the posts where I complimented a woman.) SURE, GUILTY AS CHARGED. It was kind of a wolf pack mentality. You know, new to the pack and playing along to feel comfortable. Than thank god I fell and bumped my head and came to my senses.
Fortunately, I get to wake up next to a woman who at 44 could out work 98% of the men around here in the gym and has built a body to die for. Oh wait, let me post her on wives and girlfriends. Not. You guys are fools. They are not a trophy to put on display so that you can have your ego stroked.
Sure I like to have a beautiful woman on my arm, but news flash…I was just as proud to have her there after the kids were born and she was over weight and out of shape. How about throwing up some of those pictures?
Isn’t testosterone all about being male and who gives a flyin’ fuck if a girl pays attention to you or not? Am I wrong? Is it about who can collect the most pictures? Like trading cards when you were still pissing your pants? At least with those you got some god damn bubble gum. Oh, oh, send me pictures of your tits. Oh, oh, send me pictures of your…Who gives a fuck.
Jesus Christ man, try to get both of your testicles to descend and build some fucking muscle. That’s why you came here right? Read, learn, try something different, and see if it works for you? Pick an article apart and see what you can incorporate. What works for you and what you can disregard?
Granted, some of the women around here bust their ass and have excellent muscular development, strength, and are always trying to set impressive PRs. They should be recognized for their accomplishments. Props to those women, they know who they are.
Shit man, anyone that came to this site to simply show off is nothing but an attention whore. Everyone wants to give Jack Urboady shit for posting to much? At least he’s fucking funny. There is nothing wrong with progress pictures. There should be progress pictures for those that feel the need, but shit post just to post because you’re not getting enough attention off the internet.
Seriously? Ever stop to wonder why it’s always the same hand full of women who post pictures? For Christ sake, four fucking pages in SAMA.
Donâ??t read into this, what isn’t there. That seems to be popular on the internet. For the most part SAMA is great. It’s an excellent bonding atmosphere. But four fucking pages of the same women looking to get their egos stroked. How about instead we try four fucking pages sincerely helping some newbie fine tune a program. They come here for help and get chastised. Answer the kids question with helpful advice or STFU.
I thought it was all fun and games until the D**K picture thread went up. That was just too messed up and handled poorly by both parties. Although the sender at least owned up and took his lumps. Good for you.
Before someone else says it, allow me steal your thunder…
“This post is useless without pictures.”
Have a nice day and fuck you.
/end rant
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Edit: Sorry guys my wife stole my account.
I agree with the OP, begging for pictures is pretty fucking pathetic.
You’re both 09’ers so your opinions don’t count…Oh! buuuuurn…
now please…pics or gtfo
As long as we have enough Trojans to go around, Doug
I acknowledge where the OP is coming from. Then again I don’t mind or care what people do at SAMA. It’s up to them. That said, yeah, I think it’s sort of pathetic when women act butthurt about getting nudes from men etc. and then the available guys say something about humiliating him over it even if it’s in jest. There are big double standards and privileges floating around and men are held to a higher standard. Acting in certain ways does nothing to further women’s cause as equals.
And I’m not sure about this whole ‘excellent female bodies’ thing either. Some shots I have seen look almost to simulate a dog in heat waiting to be penetrated or are otherwise suggestive or overly…I don’t know, showy? If women want to be taken seriously for their physique development, I think we should have similarity there and women should be adopting non-prissy positions and poses so we don’t get distracted from the real thing which is the physique development.
In addition, I’m not very good at judging female physique development either way. I think most young skinnyfat women (that is the average woman) look good in men’s eyes so there’s going to be bias over that. Top fitness chicks with scary definition and some notable size are a different issue. How do you tell when a woman’s glutes or thighs are developed and when it’s just blubber which the malekind of the world has declared sexy, however?
^^wow
Jesus H. Christ, some of you guys are homos.