^^that was sweet.
[quote]gregron wrote:
^^that was sweet.[/quote]
X 1,000, that was a sweet Jaguar Clip.
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
A mountain lion will definitely win against me, though. It’s far too quick, and if you play mortal kombat, you’d know that if you play a fast character and learn combos, you can pretty much destroy the big guys like Goro and Shao Kahn. It’s a principle of nature.
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
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There’s a lot of things you’re not considering, my friend. Treat the bear as a living sandbag.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
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There’s a lot of things you’re not considering, my friend. Treat the bear as a living sandbag.[/quote]
That’s interesting insight, friend. But a 500lb sandbag is even out of reach by the most elite strongmen. Perhaps, I should drill handles into the bears spine allowing me to deadlift him, thus dominating him and killing him.
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
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There’s a lot of things you’re not considering, my friend. Treat the bear as a living sandbag.[/quote]
That’s interesting insight, friend. But a 500lb sandbag is even out of reach by the most elite strongmen. Perhaps, I should drill handles into the bears spine allowing me to deadlift him, thus dominating him and killing him.
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I know. Trying to manipulate the bear will be like trying to manipulate a sandbag with muscles and teeth.
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
A mountain lion will definitely win against me, though. It’s far too quick, and if you play mortal kombat, you’d know that if you play a fast character and learn combos, you can pretty much destroy the big guys like Goro and Shao Kahn. It’s a principle of nature. [/quote]
The impressive starts at the 2 min mark.
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
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There’s a lot of things you’re not considering, my friend. Treat the bear as a living sandbag.[/quote]
That’s interesting insight, friend. But a 500lb sandbag is even out of reach by the most elite strongmen. Perhaps, I should drill handles into the bears spine allowing me to deadlift him, thus dominating him and killing him.
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That’s kind of the point. A fighter is essentially always able to deadlift the weight of his opponent in strict bar weight. Yet one of them will lose.
In regards to the jaguar vs. caiman, that is really awesome. I wouldn’t have expected there to be that big of a difference between a jaguar and a mountain lion since they both look to be about the same size and probably have largely similar evolutionary forces driving them to be more aggressive and dangerous.
Crocodile with a sword.
Because I have moral reservations about killing cubs.
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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
How about this one: A swarm of Japanese giant hornets or territorial bull moose.[/quote]
MOOSE! Fuck those giant bringers of death![/quote]
I think I’d try my hand at the hornets with a tennis racket.[/quote]
I’ll make a projectile exception this one time…[/quote]
Oh shit, you dirty bastard, you beat me to it.[/quote]
Lol!
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Non-projectile weapon #2: stun grenade[/quote]
A stun grenade is a good idea, but then what? You gonna kill a stunned Grizzly with your teeth??
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
A mountain lion will definitely win against me, though. It’s far too quick, and if you play mortal kombat, you’d know that if you play a fast character and learn combos, you can pretty much destroy the big guys like Goro and Shao Kahn. It’s a principle of nature. [/quote]
THIS IS THE GREATEST POST OF ALL POST EVER POSTED!!
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
A mountain lion will definitely win against me, though. It’s far too quick, and if you play mortal kombat, you’d know that if you play a fast character and learn combos, you can pretty much destroy the big guys like Goro and Shao Kahn. It’s a principle of nature. [/quote]
THIS IS THE GREATEST POST OF ALL POST EVER POSTED!!
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[quote]silverblood wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
A mountain lion will definitely win against me, though. It’s far too quick, and if you play mortal kombat, you’d know that if you play a fast character and learn combos, you can pretty much destroy the big guys like Goro and Shao Kahn. It’s a principle of nature. [/quote]
THIS IS THE GREATEST POST OF ALL POST EVER POSTED!!
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Someone is jelly that they can’t choke out a bear and learn fighting skills from Mortal Combat I see…sad
Def rather fight the crocodile. Haven’t you guys seen Ace Ventura? They’re not really that tough.
[quote]Silyak wrote:
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
I don’t mean to come off as cocky, but I feel I’m fully capable of taking on a full grown Grizzly Bear. They might weigh upwards of 500lbs, but I can yoke well over 700, and lets be honest, if I’m opted to deadlift it, I will do so, and incapacitate the beast. I’ve got a pretty good grip, so I don’t think it’s going to be able to get out of my clutch, and as for it’s teeth, I’m very quick. They call me the Steel Wizard.
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There’s a lot of things you’re not considering, my friend. Treat the bear as a living sandbag.[/quote]
That’s interesting insight, friend. But a 500lb sandbag is even out of reach by the most elite strongmen. Perhaps, I should drill handles into the bears spine allowing me to deadlift him, thus dominating him and killing him.
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That’s kind of the point. A fighter is essentially always able to deadlift the weight of his opponent in strict bar weight. Yet one of them will lose.
In regards to the jaguar vs. caiman, that is really awesome. I wouldn’t have expected there to be that big of a difference between a jaguar and a mountain lion since they both look to be about the same size and probably have largely similar evolutionary forces driving them to be more aggressive and dangerous. [/quote]
They are not the same size. That’s an illusion.