Who Would Win: Grizzly vs Rhino

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Brett620 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Chimp VS Pit Bull…yeah Chimp vs 2 Pit Bulls[/quote]

There ya go. I think a shady promoter could assemble a good underground PPV card that I would purchase with this as a headliner. Think of the promoter being like a Ron Pearlman type. Like exactly the character in that giant fighting robots vs. monsters movie this summer.

Can the chimp have a weapon? Like a club?

There would have to be an undercard if guys were going to drop $49.99 on the fight…

And who would announce it?
Can’t be anyone? Has to be a guy who knows fighting, and another guy who knows animals.
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Joe Rogan and Jack Hannah
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Rogan would confuse the chimp into thinking it was a tag team match and would lose when he tried to Tag Rogan in.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Brett620 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Chimp VS Pit Bull…yeah Chimp vs 2 Pit Bulls[/quote]

There ya go. I think a shady promoter could assemble a good underground PPV card that I would purchase with this as a headliner. Think of the promoter being like a Ron Pearlman type. Like exactly the character in that giant fighting robots vs. monsters movie this summer.

Can the chimp have a weapon? Like a club?

There would have to be an undercard if guys were going to drop $49.99 on the fight…

And who would announce it?
Can’t be anyone? Has to be a guy who knows fighting, and another guy who knows animals.
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Joe Rogan and Jack Hannah
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Not bad… Too bad that one animal dude died.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Brett620 wrote:
x2 on throwing in some Cape Buffalo “Black Death” and misc. Wild Boar.

It should be like an old school WWF Battle Royale where last person/animal left standing wins. And said participants need to be motivated like: humans: (death row inmates), Grizzlies (protecting their young), Lions (females present), other animals (wounded and pissed off), etc.[/quote]
Anybody here ever been to the Angola Prison Rodeo?

This post reminded me of it lol.[/quote]

So you have been doing some bareback riding at Angola Prison?

Eastwood in his prime vs Norris in his prime

[quote]Brett620 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Chimp VS Pit Bull…yeah Chimp vs 2 Pit Bulls[/quote]

There ya go. I think a shady promoter could assemble a good underground PPV card that I would purchase with this as a headliner. Think of the promoter being like a Ron Pearlman type. Like exactly the character in that giant fighting robots vs. monsters movie this summer.

Can the chimp have a weapon? Like a club?

There would have to be an undercard if guys were going to drop $49.99 on the fight…

And who would announce it?
Can’t be anyone? Has to be a guy who knows fighting, and another guy who knows animals.
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Prime Mick Rourke > Ron Pearlman

Baboons would be a cool things to add in. I’ll bet they are pretty damn tough too, and I would pay a few bucks to see their red asses get pulled off. I always hated those bastards. They scared the shit of me when I was a kid. They wouldn’t be a good one-on-one battle, but would fare better as a set.

A Bengal tiger vs. a 6 pack of Baboons.

All with Red Asses.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Eastwood in his prime vs Norris in his prime[/quote]

Then Norris…Now Norris

Eastwood Vs John Wayne

This topic is all well and good but lets get back to the heart of this topic, the original, the one and only intimate battle royale thread:

I thought the battle was proven through the “Rogue Burger Theory”.