[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Lady Gaga is sexy, her music is undeniably terrible but she herself is fucking hot.
so u think Miley cirus(i dont give a shit how you spell it) and lady gaga are hot? dude come on, fuckable yea but hot? You must have a lot of ugly chicks in your neighborhood.
hot enough to fuck, so whats the dif?
what chicks are you banging dude?
what grinds my gears?
warm toilet seats
people who piss in a toilet seat and don’t flush it
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big difference between hot enough to fuck and just plain hot. Megan fox= hot… lady gaga= fuckable.I’m banging a chick much hotter than gaga girl… its not a very hard thing to do because she’s not all that, but i guess its all relative.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
People who use the handicap parking spot when they’re not handicapped.
Even worse are the people who park there who have the handicap mirror dangler, but they can walk like normal.
WTF?[/quote]
I saw the handicap signs at a second hand store they had more than 10, bastards.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
people who move around as if there isnt anyone else on earth.Just walking aimlessy not looking if someone is around the corner or behind them.[/quote]
I love when shit like this happens at grocery stores, where people are slower than turtles and are looking around for shit they might want to buy when I’m weaving through traffic because I already know what I want to buy. If things get annoying enough, I sometimes hit their legs with my cart on “accident.” It’s the best when I time it right to where I knock off one of their shoes.
[quote]jo3 wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
people who move around as if there isnt anyone else on earth.Just walking aimlessy not looking if someone is around the corner or behind them.
I love when shit like this happens at grocery stores, where people are slower than turtles and are looking around for shit they might want to buy when I’m weaving through traffic because I already know what I want to buy. If things get annoying enough, I sometimes hit their legs with my cart on “accident.” It’s the best when I time it right to where I knock off one of their shoes.[/quote]
LOL!
Reminds me of the time I was in the grocery store, going down a narrow aisle and there was an old lady walking REALLY slowly in front of me. I tried to pass her on the left and right, but the aisle had displays the entire length and was too narrow to pass. Then more people were coming up behind me. Then the old lady started farting! The smell was so bad. I was afraid everyone behind me thought that I was the farter!
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Vash wrote:
My mother. Sweet Jesus, I see why Tony Soprano was so angry.
I dislike my grandma (mom’s side) greatly. I swear she is trying to tear my family apart.[/quote]
sorry, I just thought this was funny … I like the way you had to differentiate between your mom’s mom and your dad’s mom like your dad’s mom reads this site and might think you’re talking about her
[quote]polo77j wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
Vash wrote:
My mother. Sweet Jesus, I see why Tony Soprano was so angry.
I dislike my grandma (mom’s side) greatly. I swear she is trying to tear my family apart.
sorry, I just thought this was funny … I like the way you had to differentiate between your mom’s mom and your dad’s mom like your dad’s mom reads this site and might think you’re talking about her[/quote]
My dad’s mom is actually a much better person. I would feel bad if I said that I hated her.
People who feel the need to express indifference in a convoluted and stupid way, in person or online. as in people are excited by a product or a film and they just go “I’m not excited because I don’t care LOL” or The massively overused “Meh” 1.they obviously intend to piss in the cornflakes of the people who have enthusiasm 2.They obviously care or they wouldn’t do anything at all and get on with their lives.
Alzo 14 yr oldz typin like dis cuz dey r konvinzed itz kool.
[quote]Tulkastaldo wrote:
People who feel the need to express indifference in a convoluted and stupid way, in person or online. as in people are excited by a product or a film and they just go “I’m not excited because I don’t care LOL” or The massively overused “Meh” 1.they obviously intend to piss in the cornflakes of the people who have enthusiasm 2.They obviously care or they wouldn’t do anything at all and get on with their lives.
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[quote]Tulkastaldo wrote:
People who feel the need to express indifference in a convoluted and stupid way, in person or online. as in people are excited by a product or a film and they just go “I’m not excited because I don’t care LOL” or The massively overused “Meh” 1.they obviously intend to piss in the cornflakes of the people who have enthusiasm 2.They obviously care or they wouldn’t do anything at all and get on with their lives.
Alzo 14 yr oldz typin like dis cuz dey r konvinzed itz kool.
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buz it iz kool yoh, don’ bez h8tin’ on mah 14 ya old swag
BTW: Lady Gaga is neither, the only thing that saves her from being true fugly is her being half naked and wagging her ass in her music videos, mesmerizingggggg ;).
Loads of chicks at my highschool are hotter then her and no doubt everywhere else, if you can consider Miley and Gaga as hot, then, yes, you are blind, or, you live in Ethopia, only answer.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Tulkastaldo wrote:
People who feel the need to express indifference in a convoluted and stupid way, in person or online. as in people are excited by a product or a film and they just go “I’m not excited because I don’t care LOL” or The massively overused “Meh” 1.they obviously intend to piss in the cornflakes of the people who have enthusiasm 2.They obviously care or they wouldn’t do anything at all and get on with their lives.
I’m very “schmea” about your post :P[/quote]
Schmea: (Ripped off Urban Dictionary)
Can be used to replace any noun or verb.
Can be used as a secret code word, or to disguise curse words from children.
lets just mosy on down schmea.
Ay mang, you got any schmea.
Go to your room or I’m gonna whoop your little schmea
[quote]CCJDilla wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Tulkastaldo wrote:
People who feel the need to express indifference in a convoluted and stupid way, in person or online. as in people are excited by a product or a film and they just go “I’m not excited because I don’t care LOL” or The massively overused “Meh” 1.they obviously intend to piss in the cornflakes of the people who have enthusiasm 2.They obviously care or they wouldn’t do anything at all and get on with their lives.
I’m very “schmea” about your post
Schmea: (Ripped off Urban Dictionary)
Can be used to replace any noun or verb.
Can be used as a secret code word, or to disguise curse words from children.
lets just mosy on down schmea.
Ay mang, you got any schmea.
Go to your room or I’m gonna whoop your little schmea
[quote]jo3 wrote:
CCJDilla wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Tulkastaldo wrote:
People who feel the need to express indifference in a convoluted and stupid way, in person or online. as in people are excited by a product or a film and they just go “I’m not excited because I don’t care LOL” or The massively overused “Meh” 1.they obviously intend to piss in the cornflakes of the people who have enthusiasm 2.They obviously care or they wouldn’t do anything at all and get on with their lives.
I’m very “schmea” about your post
Schmea: (Ripped off Urban Dictionary)
Can be used to replace any noun or verb.
Can be used as a secret code word, or to disguise curse words from children.
lets just mosy on down schmea.
Ay mang, you got any schmea.
Go to your room or I’m gonna whoop your little schmea
Seeing that fucking broad from “So You Think You Can Dance” scream her head off especially since that’s the only commercial they ever play on this one channel, I wish one of the other judges would ram their cock down her throat when she did that.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
People who use the handicap parking spot when they’re not handicapped.
Even worse are the people who park there who have the handicap mirror dangler, but they can walk like normal.
WTF?[/quote]
Just a comment…when my husband was undergoing chemo and radiation, he had one of those mirror danglers. He did not perhaps look to the casual observer to be in need of one, but he had so little energy some days that he really did. I suppose he could have just stayed home, but often we would pop into a store after a treatment, and sometimes chemo day was the only time he got out of the house.
Also, there were many times I would drop him in front of the store, then park the car and go join him. I did get a lot of dirty looks. I do agree, though, that many people abuse the handicapped spots. I also had a friend with a heart condition. he looked fit, but sometimes could only walk 10 feet or so without palpitations. He used a parking sticker until he had the ablation to fix it.
It did upset me, wwhen I was caring for my husband, when folks would use them that did not seem to need one used up all the spots and we were unable to go somewhere because of it.
